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The ugliest RPG protagonists/characters

KeighnMcDeath

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Even that bird is ashamed to be near him? Her? It? Fucking rodent teeth!!!

KILL IT!!!
 
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Even that bird is ashamed to be near him? Her? It? Fucking rodent teeth!!!

KILL IT!!!
I mean, consider the scale. Judging by the design, that bird is some kind of hawk or eagle. Hobbits are kid-sized. So in truth that's like a pigeon or something. I had a hawk standing on my arm at a renfair type event once. They are beautiful but, definitely bigger than that.
 

Hagashager

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Even that bird is ashamed to be near him? Her? It? Fucking rodent teeth!!!

KILL IT!!!
I mean, consider the scale. Judging by the design, that bird is some kind of hawk or eagle. Hobbits are kid-sized. So in truth that's like a pigeon or something. I had a hawk standing on my arm at a renfair type event once. They are beautiful but, definitely bigger than that.
Actually I believe it's a raven. In the book Bilbo and Co. Befriend a flock of sentient ravens before attempting to fight Smaug. The ravens eventually serve as messengers for Thorin during the battle of five armies.

I honestly don't remember the ravens being in the Rankin Bass film though, but they must've been given that picture.
 

Zed Duke of Banville

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I'm here.
Yes, but you are clearly an antagonist:

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Also that ugly she-elf from DA Inquisition

In some lighting even she can look acceptable. Most of the game is less forgiving than this:

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There's this sperg
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And this Oblivion character
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And all three had the same writer. What an ugly game Inquisition was.
In the end, Cole probably had the best storyline as a companion in the game. It felt like he belonged in the world (even though his alienation due to his nature is what makes him unique).

I wish you could've bang the black lady in the game, certainly better than the other options.
 

Saerain

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Yeah, I'm used to Oblivionites being far less supermodel and more moldy potato. Unsure what's meant about the cheekbones, from Google image searching anyway. Didn't play through Inquisition.
 

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