Update: Last one chummers!
The stupid chick we need to deliver the package to is actually in the outpost right by where we get dropped off, so this whole test takes like, 1 minute.
Yeah whatever lady.
I hope you enjoy these wonderful blankets made of buffalo turds.
Oh god. This sounds like that thing someone was just talking about...
Oh. Thats not so bad. Unless she's a tranny. She's a tranny isn't she?
We hit up ol' Roscoe for some info. He may not offer juicy runs, but he's pretty damned well connected.
Right here in Redmond huh? Lets pay her a visit then.
Our old friends seem to have forgotten us. We remind them.
Sorry pal, but I know how effective those storm-trooper getups actually are.
Fuck, it's supposed to work the other way!
We actually have to do this twice,
Third time is the charm.
Contrary to the message we just got, there's no actual alarm here. Not that it would make much of a difference. These are just your standard guards, and Marrs is still basically invincible. Not to mention our hoard of 50 medkits.
It's nice seeing a new area though.
Lovely colour scheme for a prison really. Nicer than my place, actually.
And the rooms are bigger than the Coffin Motel. We can walk into any cell we want at will. No maglocks or anything. All in all this place feels rather unfinished.
It takes a bit of wandering, but the place is mostly empty and no events pop up.
This must be her.
Damn, she's actually kinda cute. Nice outfit.
You know, we could just go with you. Our guns aren't made out of garbage.
Can you imagine if she were around at the start of the game? Man, we'd kick so much ass.
Yeah, we somehow manage that daunting challenge.
She's waiting here just like she said.
She's called two fists because she's got good melee and grenade chucking skills, if you were wondering. Of course, she's not a troll...
Though she apparently got trolled pretty hard. Tough break sis.
Looks like we found some waifu material. Lets ask about Thon.
So you're not a complete retard then. What about magical dead elf guy?
Guess we have another 5000 cred taxi to take.
I think Ilene joins us for free if we ask, like Stark.
But she won't kick anyone else out to do so.
Oh yes, let the brownnosing begin, you green blooded pussy. Shadowrun elves have green blood right?
We crossed our fingers though. I'm totally still gonna murder all sorts of wildlife around here.
Are you going to teach me cool elf secrets now? I want to do that walking on top of snow thing Legolas did.
Oh lame, they're just a bunch of hippies. I should have just collar grabbed her from the start.
Yeah that was probably a pointless question. Tell me about someone who isn't dead.
And now for the entire reason we're even here.
Oh come ON.
Let the dragon hunt begin!
I think Nethack has fewer caves than this game.
And of course, this cave is filled with all the monsters we needed for the other ingredients too. We could have gotten them all in one run if the elder weren't such a dick.
And again, whats with all the signs of habitation? We're not even close to civilization any more.
Must be the right spot then.
Our weapons don't need unholstering. We just carry them around at all times. These punks didn't even scratch us.
One last door.
We don't actually have to fight here, it's just fluff text.
Kinda wish it was stupid enough to attack us. Dragon fight would have been pretty epic.
I'd probably choose the troll answer, if it didn't make us sound like utter wimps. Where's the 'My cat died and I was looking for a new housepet' option?
Draq is a true bro. I was actually tempted to tag him here, hehe.
Ooh, you have a dragon hoard right? Bring on the magical weapons and shit! I wanna see Marrs use a fig fucking sword.
Pfft. Your dragon senses need a checkup dude.
Does it count as a deus-ex-machina when they foreshadow it THIS hard?
About time.
Entering again doesn't get us anything.
We have to hoof it back to the elves. In retrospect, all the dragon totems would be a pretty good hint if we'd managed to find them earlier.
We try asking the guard about frosty instead of the elders, but he doesn't know jack shit. Chopper time, back to council island.
Better be a damned good answer.
Seriously?
This is it? This might have been kind of useful like, 3 updates ago.
You mean by killing my brother and getting me to embark on a mission of revenge? NO SHIT.
Or what, he'll kill someone else's brother? I don't give a fuck dude. I was going to kill him anyways.
Admittedly, we actually could have gotten this done 3 updates ago. You can walk to the dragon lair from the salish, it just takes forever and I didn't know the way.
Yep, thats all he tells us. What a useless cunt. A name and that's it. For all those fucking items. Worst shaman EVER.
But now we can finally talk to Frosty.
Epic shoulderpads on this one.
Yeah we're pretty awesome like that.
You'd think that would be obvious to the people involved at this point.
Wow, thats even more useless than what the shaman told us! Grats!
Also useless.
Well whatever, he knew the risks.
:hahaohwow:
The writers must have started smoking the good stuff when the thought up the endgame.
At least this is actually info we can act on. To the barrens!
Man, if we could have just busted our way in back when we found this place... oh well. I suppose breaking into every heavily guarded building in Seattle wouldn't make a lot of sense.
Why so serious?
Yeah I really appreciate all that help you gave me. Douchebag.
Yeah, we haven't killed like 200 guys to get an apology buddy.
Oh, that's actually kinda cool.
So he's a Kwan spirit that needs to consume a lot huh? :patriot:
Why do we even need to ask that? Meat shields, obviously.
You were scared of Ito and not us? Guess you haven't been watching us that closely after all. I mean, how hard would that be anyways? We greased like half a dozen guards on the way in and out of Hollywood just for fun. I doubt that got covered up.
Please tell me you have the other half already.
Oh ffs.
Dude we worked for him.
Its not like we HAD any information back then anyways.
We go all over the place turning up everyone we can think, from Caleb to Roscoe, and nobody has heard a peep. Nobody except...
Would you believe that? This lowlife of all people? I'm surprised he didn't get killed just for knowing Vigore's name.
Time for an epic rat's nest battle!
Or not. Is that supposed to be a level one maglock?
I don't think those even exist in actual gameplay.
So the half we got was locked in a safe at the top of Renraku HQ, but both maps, together, are abandoned in this shanty with no guards or even locks. Geez.
How boring.
Why are we acting like this guy is our new boss? He ought to be scared shitless of US by now.
Our already been there and left. I mean, they just left these laying around.
What about your guards? I mean, we're badass and all, but if you actually give a fuck why not actually help us out?
Whatever. Our current team will do fine.
Lets do this!
So, in other words, you're scared of Thon and need us to perform all the 'diplomacy' huh? Thats fine.
Theres a ton of these guns in a big long room, but they all drop like flies.
Another unique area that barely gets used. Figures. We keep moving and head through a doorway.
Our foe... is a furry!
Oh wtf is this bullshit.
Damn straight we're in control!
Physical damage? Let me check my things, I might have some of that around here somewhere...
We grease these two morons (Vigore and Jarl? They never get mentioned) and go to work on Thon.
Unfortunately Marrs drops right away. Thon casts some sort of crazy ass magic that rips him up, ignoring his defense.
Joshua starts going down too, and our bullets aren't even scratching thon. He might be 'vulnerable' but he's still armored as fuck. SMGs are not the way to go.
We patch everyone up and let Marrs get swinging.
Marrs lands every swing, and Thon can't do jack except sit there and flinch.
Oh, Draq has arrived.
Of course, Thon is already half dead, so that's kind of pointless.
We'll pretend those fireblasts were actually necessary though.
I deselected Thon somehow without realizing it. He's probably in the red by now though.
Yeah, he's pretty much nearly spaghetti sauce already bro.
That seems needlessly convoluted.
I guess they don't make elven tombs like they used to.
Oh man, you just had to bring the cheese didn't you?
LP Complete!