Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Doktor Best]

Even DOS1, which has pretty bad writing, has better writing than any Marvel movie.

 

[Cael]

Anybody have an idea what percentage of DOS2 (or POE and the like) players bought the game but never even started it up? You have to account for those guys as well and there would be more of them proportionally in an early access game.

I can definitely tell you that this game I haven't even touched because it's currently unplayable for me.

You're waiting for bards too, huh.

You forgot paladins? Lacrymas style

 

[Cael]

Try this mod > https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/113

Damn thing is in EA, I can wait.

You're waiting for bards too, huh.

Barbarians first, but yeah okay, bards too.

Oh, that's right. Barbarians isn't in the game yet. I thought they were, for some reason.

 

[perfectslumbers]

BG3 actually has decent writing.

That's good news Their companions still seem to have tumblr oc vibes from the outside but maybe once I play it I'll like them better.

 

[Cael]

2 to 5 million copies sold? In early access? Of a third game in a decades old series? What the fuck?

Shadowheart is cute wife anon! She is!

She is also a cleric of Shar, so you are likely to die of natural causes* in your sleep.

* i.e., a dagger between the ribs, which naturally lead to death.

 

[Nifft Batuff]

When will it be playable?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

When will it be playable?

I put over 100 hours into it when it released in EA last year.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

BG3 actually has decent writing.

That's good news Their companions still seem to have tumblr oc vibes from the outside but maybe once I play it I'll like them better.

No, pretty sure you and the others spamming this thread with the same stuff over and over just hate Larian and have made up your mind that this is the worst game ever.

And from your posting history, like the rest of the spammers, it's because you're in love with Wrath of the Tranny and hate seeing any other game get talked about in the RPG forum.

The nerve of you to talk about Tumblr when you like that piece of shit.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

When will it be playable?

It's playable already, but the story isn't finished. Best to wait unless you're curious how good it is. (And it's very promising, even by Codex standards.)

 

[underground nymph]

I don’t want to post in this thread, but… (c)

Belgian man is bad for BG 1+2 fans, and Owlcat is scooping up that older audience.

Oh right, you’re speaking about that tranny game bloated with useless builds and atrocious writing no sane person could tolerate long enough. Yeah definitely the holy grail for all of us old BG fans.

 

[Thonius]

Skyrim is best seller too. Just saying.

 

[perfectslumbers]

No, pretty sure you and the others spamming this thread with the same stuff over and over just hate Larian and have made up your mind that this is the worst game ever.

No I'd prefer if the sequel to two of my fav rpgs ever is good actually! There's only one Larian game I dislike anyway (dos2)

 

[Slaver1]

2 to 5 million copies sold? In early access? Of a third game in a decades old series? What the fuck?

Shadowheart is cute wife anon! She is!

She is also a cleric of Shar, so you are likely to die of natural causes* in your sleep.

* i.e., a dagger between the ribs, which naturally lead to death.

Which means a quick trip to the game over screen and hopefully the option to exit to the desktop. I'm beginning to see her appeal.

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

I'm upping your dosage to 40 hours of BG3.

I actually got a refund from Steam. I wasn't too thrilled with what I saw while playing the "demo" thereafter either.



Anyhoo, the game isn't terrible, but I was expecting Baldur's Gate and got D:OS instead. The last thing I wanted after playing D:OS 2 was even more D:OS.

Belgian man is bad for BG 1+2 fans, and Owlcat is scooping up that older audience.

Oh right, you’re speaking about that tranny game

Friendly reminder.

Spoiler

The M is obviously a lizardman husbandu, because Larian - just like nu-Bioware - asolutely adores scalies.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

noooo the game has heckin heterosexual sex between an adult male and an adult female, this isn't right!!!! I demand trannies!!!!

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

So MxM and FxF is now heterosexual sex according to Rusty.

Like I said, rose tinted glasses.

 

[conan_edw]

 

[rusty_shackleford]

So MxM and FxF is now heterosexual sex according to Rusty.

Like I said, rose tinted glasses.

FxF is heterosexual because I'm not gay
There is no MxM there, you made it up in your mind(because it's all you think about)

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

So MxM and FxF is now heterosexual sex according to Rusty.

Like I said, rose tinted glasses.

FxF is heterosexual because I'm not gay

Coomer.

There is no MxM there

Rose tinted glasses.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Coomer.

"STOP FINDING WOMEN ATTRACTIVE!!! FIND MEN IN DRESSES ATTRACTIVE LIKE I DO!!!!"
lmao butthurt

 

[perfectslumbers]

Arguing over which game is gayer when both have multiple homosexual romances

 

[underground nymph]

I actually got a refund from Steam

I just hope they will not interpret it as your dissatisfaction with the absence of trannies in the first act.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Coomer.

uh huh. get back to playing your tranny game about eating shit and letting an autistic furry pound you in the ass.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Infinitron I'm not usually one to ask for thread content to be moved/split, but every time I check this thread, it's the same half-dozen faggots crying about Larian, and their posting history is the Wrath of the Tranny over and over. Can we have a "Larian touched me in a bad place and now I like trannies" thread for these people to congregate in?

 

[Swen]

Infinitron I'm not usually one to ask for thread content to be moved/split, but every time I check this thread, it's the same half-dozen faggots crying about Larian, and their posting history is the Wrath of the Tranny over and over. Can we have a "Larian touched me in a bad place and now I like trannies" thread for these people to congregate in?

No leave them here, it's funny seeing them seethe over the fact BG3 will be superior to trannyfinder in every way. (besides catering to trannies)