Game News Baldur's Gate 3 Community Update #7: Romance & Companionship, Early Access delayed to October 6th

[Black_Willow]

I don't see a "dragon sex" position here. Are you still going to defend this game DraQ?

 

[Orobis]

And well animated faggot sex will be one of the main reasons why.

can you tell me which combination is missing?

Go for my eyes boo go for my eyes!

 

[Glop_dweller]

Go for my eyes boo go for my eyes!

At least there isn't an MxH column; count yer' blessings.

Add it to the ever-growing list of reasons of why I am not going near this pile of dogshit. Larian, once again shows they are morally bereft.

Maybe it's cargo cult thinking... They see the Witcher, and DragonAge, and they want the same praise—hiked up to eleven.

 

[Kev Inkline]

Well, I have seen drawings like that before, though the context was different. A politics / chemistry teacher I know personally has this on his wall at home (NSFW):

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Political chemistry sounds like something out of Putin's bag of tricks.

 

[DraQ]

I don't see a "dragon sex" position here. Are you still going to defend this game DraQ?

Swen has some serious 'splainin' to do.

 

[Zariusz]

So Larian is new BioWare now :D

Then what is actual bioware now?

 

[DraQ]

So Larian is new BioWare now :D

Then what is actual bioware now?

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I guess

is no longer up to date

 

[vonAchdorf]

Well, I have seen drawings like that before, though the context was different. A politics / chemistry teacher I know personally has this on his wall at home (NSFW):

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I guess these days we have to be happy that it's at least not on the class room wall (yet).

 

[Joseph Stalin]

If they actually will implement fully animated sex-scenes, 90% of the players will choose a female character for the sole purpose of engaging in lesbomancy.

 

[Heinrich]

have you guys watched the video? it is both painful to watch and unintentionally very funny

For instance:

Societal decline.

Please let games be games and chase women in real life.

Add it to the ever-growing list of reasons of why I am not going near this pile of dogshit. Larian, once again shows they are morally bereft.

 

[BrotherFrank]

Time to harvest some retardred ratings because I'm one of the persecuted minorities on the codex who actually enjoys romance bs and in depth party relations in his rpgs.

And...I actually do like what I'm reading tbh, this might be one thing that Baldurs gate 3 does better then PF:K.

Not sure what to think about the sex scenes though, usually that's something you add in via mods. I do note the lack of M x M in the storyboard which leads me to think that npcs won't all just be pansexual thank goodness. Even bioware don't make their characters pan all the time despite what one might think so would be a mistake to do so and just leads to lazy writing, if npcs have half the personality they claim to be putting in, then that should extend to their sexual preferences. Ideally racial preferences too but that might be considered too edgy for todays standards where orcs represent black folks apparently.

 

[Kev Inkline]

have you guys watched the video? it is both painful to watch and unintentionally very funny

For instance:

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

have you guys watched the video? it is both painful to watch and unintentionally very funny

For instance:

I wholeheartedly apologize for ever giving Larian any money and will make sure I never make that mistake ever again.

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

have you guys watched the video? it is both painful to watch and unintentionally very funny

For instance:

I wholeheartedly apologize for ever giving Larian any money and will make sure I never make that mistake ever again.

whose alt are you?

 

[gerey]

I'm one of the persecuted minorities on the codex who actually enjoys romance bs and in depth party relations in his rpgs.

And then you meet the party members in Baldur's Gate 3...

 

[Konjad]

If they actually will implement fully animated sex-scenes, 90% of the players will choose a female character for the sole purpose of engaging in lesbomancy.

90% of players, yes.

But 90% of 'dexers will play a male and romance a male.

 

[Iluvcheezcake]

If they actually will implement fully animated sex-scenes, 90% of the players will choose a female character for the sole purpose of engaging in lesbomancy.

90% of players, yes.

But 90% of 'dexers will play a male and romance a male.

And then complain on teh forumz

 

[Gromlintroid]

This is going to be awful

 

[Kev Inkline]

If they actually will implement fully animated sex-scenes, 90% of the players will choose a female character for the sole purpose of engaging in lesbomancy.

90% of players, yes.

But 90% of 'dexers will play a male and romance a male.

And then complain on teh forumz

If you haven't paid to be offended, are you really offended, after all?

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

I suppose camera angles and clos-up shots will be perfected though?

 

[Ninjerk]

Will there be an awesome button for sex?

 

[Tyrr]

I hope the sex will be turn-based. Real-time is way too stressful.

 

[muds_animal_friend]

For all the Ride-the-Bull genitalia bumping lovingly lubed-up and thrust into these party-based RPGs over the years, the formula remains strangely prudish about polyamory. You can bang any form of animal, vegetable, or mineral in your party, but you can only bang one of them. No playas allowed in RPGs. Come to think of it, cockblocking based on player choice is the only form of C&C I've seen Bioware put much effort into.

 

[waken]

For all the Ride-the-Bull genitalia bumping lovingly lubed-up and thrust into these party-based RPGs over the years, the formula remains strangely prudish about polyamory. You can bang any form of animal, vegetable, or mineral in your party, but you can only bang one of them. No playas allowed in RPGs. Come to think of it, cockblocking based on player choice is the only form of C&C I've seen Bioware put much effort into.

Polyarmory, not polyamory!

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Hordes of the Underdark did have kind of a harem ending though, if your charisma and persuasion were high enough.

 

[Tyrr]

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Hordes of the Underdark did have kind of a harem ending though, if your charisma and persuasion were high enough.

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Don't forget Jade Empire.

 

[muds_animal_friend]

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Hordes of the Underdark did have kind of a harem ending though, if your charisma and persuasion were high enough.

That was the one Aurora Engine game I had some sort of fun with and I still gave up halfway through. My CON stat wasn't high enough to stomach the Infinity Engine to Aurora Engine transition.