Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Again, the Illithid are the main antagonists.

Highly doubt this. Guess we’ll have some kind of a plot twist.

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That chapel in the beginning and the undead there which will follow your camp. Does it all have something to do with Jergal? Bhaalspawn saga everybody

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There's no way to tell if it's just a throwaway note or not, but there's a note referencing someone who believes themselves to be Sarevok and otherwise seems to not remember anything.

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Lol it was a direct sequel all along.

 

[Quillon]

The 3d modeled sex scenes, and ingame cutscenes in general, are just so much more goofy than the more abstracted conversations of IE games. The writing mightve been cringe then too, but when you were just seeing it from the bird's eye view you didn't feel as violated by it.

Clearly you haven't seen DOS2 sex scenes, this is 1000x better than someone narrating it in bird's eye view lmao.

 

[Johannes]

The 3d modeled sex scenes, and ingame cutscenes in general, are just so much more goofy than the more abstracted conversations of IE games. The writing mightve been cringe then too, but when you were just seeing it from the bird's eye view you didn't feel as violated by it.

Clearly you haven't seen DOS2 sex scenes, this is 1000x better than someone narrating it in bird's eye view lmao.

Checked some of that now, whatever happened to just doing a fade to black for the sex? Or handing out a sex card (or better, a modest card) if you must. Either that, or go full Rance, where it's at least funny most of the time.

 

[Xamenos]

Or handing out a sex card (or better, a modest card) if you must.

Don't you remember? Sex cards are sexist. Larian wouldn't hear the end of it.

 

[jackofshadows]

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If you side with the gobbos you can get the drow chick to ride your face

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And if you will pass the check, you even will be on top. But as the vid shows, scene is waaay broken atm

The whole near-fucking dice rolls idea is neat by the way: imagine roll by male prot with Astarion: who fucks who. And if you lose, roll for CON check not to get bleeding anus debuff until the next long rest.

 

[BarbequeMasta]

Parts of this game are really made for degenerate fags

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

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If you side with the gobbos you can get the drow chick to ride your face

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That is literally porn.

I am pretty sure this even more pornographic than Dragon Age: Inquisition.

Developers in 2020: Enjoy our Early Access CRPG with Analytics Spyware Systems, which will let us know exactly how diverse your characters are, so we can shame you if we disapprove.

The developers were probably designing a bunch of furries and scalies for their (sexual) pleasure and must have been shocked to learn that most gamers are normal people that just create a typical (white) dude as their player character.

 

[Lacrymas]

That is literally porn.

It's literally soft-core, yeah. It's still a bit stiff, so they should work on their animation game. It could also be longer, I don't last very long, but damn that's fast. I need a bit more time.

 

[Child of Malkav]

Sex decided by dice rolls. Can't possibly get any more D&D than this. He rolls for a thrust attack, but because she has a high dex or wisdom, gets a saving throw instead as he critically misses and goes prone. Then he gains status "surprised" which allows her to roll instead. And on and on, you get the point. The true D&D experience.

 

[Gargaune]

Male Con Save vs. female Perform for scene duration? Female Deception vs. male Perception to fake it? Sky's the limit, Swen, throw a pack of tissues into the Collector's box!

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Romances in RPGs were a mistake.

 

[Catacombs]

Romances in RPGs were a mistake.

It works when you have no grill IRL.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Do you think Swen sat in a director's chair, French beret on, sweater tied around his collar and with a megaphone in hand as he instructed the animators how to film these sex scenes?

"Nonono... do it slow... with passion."

 

[Robber Baron]

 

[Xamenos]

Do you think Swen sat in a director's chair, French beret on, sweater tied around his collar and with a megaphone in hand as he instructed the animators how to film these sex scenes?

"Nonono... do it slow... with passion."

Today I will remind them: animations were mo-capped.

 

[Lacrymas]

Аlso, are we going to be seeing some dick and man-ass? Don't skimp out on me, game. We didn't get to see Geralt's (or anyone's) butt and/or dong (unsurprisingly, but unfortunately) in those games, only titties (and vajajay? I don't remember). Don't get me wrong, I'm all about those titties, but I'm always down for some variety.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Аlso, are we going to be seeing some dick and man-ass? Don't skimp out on me, game. We didn't get to see Geralt's butt and/or dong (unsurprisingly, but unfortunately), only titties (and vajajay? I don't remember). Don't get me wrong, I'm all about those titties, but I'm always down for some variety.

You and Nano both.

Speaking of the chaver, I wonder what are his current thoughts on the game.

 

[Wunderbar]

The bottle actually does damage if you hit your ally with it directly. So they'll take a bit of damage + be healed.

larian should add a dex roll - if the guy is agile enough he will catch the bottle and take no damage.

 

[Lacrymas]

Аlso, are we going to be seeing some dick and man-ass? Don't skimp out on me, game. We didn't get to see Geralt's butt and/or dong (unsurprisingly, but unfortunately), only titties (and vajajay? I don't remember). Don't get me wrong, I'm all about those titties, but I'm always down for some variety.

You and Nano both.

Speaking of the chaver, I wonder what are his current thoughts on the game.

Am I not right to expect these things? Why would they make graphic sex scenes if not to titillate? It seems perfectly reasonable and justifiable.

 

[Fedora Master]

One thing the game has got going is waifu material. Not great Bioware levels but at least more than Outer Worlds. Im sure we'll see an uptick in Githyanki porn soon.

 

[Nano]

You and Nano both.

Speaking of the chaver, I wonder what are his current thoughts on the game.

Busy replaying BG1 at the moment, I can't be bothered enough to download this right now.

 

[Voids]

Parts of this game are really made for degenerate fags

I get intense perverted degenerate vibes from Swen.

 

[Lacrymas]

One thing the game has got going is waifu material. Not great Bioware levels but at least more than Outer Worlds. Im sure we'll see an uptick in Githyanki porn soon.

Already ahead of you there, buddy -

NSFW obviously

Most of it is of Shadowheart, though.

 

[Swen]

Do you think Swen sat in a director's chair, French beret on, sweater tied around his collar and with a megaphone in hand as he instructed the animators how to film these sex scenes?

"Nonono... do it slow... with passion."

Directing? I was the actor.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Аlso, are we going to be seeing some dick and man-ass? Don't skimp out on me, game. We didn't get to see Geralt's butt and/or dong (unsurprisingly, but unfortunately), only titties (and vajajay? I don't remember). Don't get me wrong, I'm all about those titties, but I'm always down for some variety.

You and Nano both.

Speaking of the chaver, I wonder what are his current thoughts on the game.

Am I not right to expect these things? Why would they make graphic sex scenes if not to titillate? It seems perfectly reasonable and justifiable.

I don't judge, brate.