Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Storyfag]

Does not rule him out from being minor nobility though.

In theory, but the backstory from the manual does not indicate anything like that. Ultimately the reason for embracing Christof was because he was powerful and could prove useful for the clan.

M8, he was a knight. The very definition of minor nobility.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Does not rule him out from being minor nobility though.

In theory, but the backstory from the manual does not indicate anything like that. Ultimately the reason for embracing Christof was because he was powerful and could prove useful for the clan.

M8, he was a knight. The very definition of minor nobility.

I think he's saying guy was embraced for ability, not ancestry.

 

[Grunker]

who would waste their time to play a meh game, when they can spend an extra hour searching for something like Mechajammer aka Copper Dreams for instance?

A person who likes to play games that exist.

That's a very uncodexian worldview. 'round here, everything is shit. Compared to what, you say? The imagined perfect RPG in the collective brain shards of the hivemind. It's the first law of the Codex: something can only be good until it is released, at which point it ceases to be potentially good, and becomes actual shit.

Like quarks, games change at the moment of measurement. Except in this instance, they always measure as "shit".

Better learn that fast, newbie!

 

[Harthwain]

Does not rule him out from being minor nobility though.

In theory, but the backstory from the manual does not indicate anything like that. Ultimately the reason for embracing Christof was because he was powerful and could prove useful for the clan.

M8, he was a knight. The very definition of minor nobility.

I think he's saying guy was embraced for ability, not ancestry.

That's the main point, yes.

 

[fantadomat]

That's not true, thanks to me the bulgarian GDP increased by 15% because I hired a lot of bulgarians to work at Larian.

Did they teach you how to backstab proper? Also when did we stop being friends....sven?

 

[Swen]

That's not true, thanks to me the bulgarian GDP increased by 15% because I hired a lot of bulgarians to work at Larian.

Did they teach you how to backstab proper? Also when did we stop being friends....sven?

Good, I thought the banter was getting to you. Bulgarians and all eastern euros are bros.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Bulgarians and all eastern euros

Are bulgars not euro?

 

[fantadomat]

Bulgarians and all eastern euros

Are bulgars not euro?

Fuck no,aghhh i am not the same as a....belgian swamp thing.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Bulgarians and all eastern euros

Are bulgars not euro?

Fuck no,aghhh i am not the same as a....belgian swamp thing.

Obviously.

 

[Desiderius]

Bulgarians and all eastern euros

Are bulgars not euro?

Always pictured Her getting fucked by Zeus somewhere around Bulgaria.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Her

You're gonna have to be a mite more specific men, given Zeus's record.

 

[Desiderius]

The question I responded to has four whole words. Two of which I suspect would work, since Bulgaria is the front porch of Europe coming from Asia.

 

[Swen]

Bulgarians and all eastern euros

Are bulgars not euro?

I'm not sure, didn't the ottomans rape that area for centuries? Resulting in some kind of balkanoid-turkic hybrid race sprinkeled with a touch of roma genes.

But could be that the proud bulgar people remained pure europeans. I don't know.

 

[Bara]

Bitch please

Right but how do you sculpt both genitals and pants on a statue at the same time?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Bitch please

Right but how do you sculpt both genitals and pants on a statue at the same time?

Sculpt them separately then glue them together

 

[Butter]

Bitch please

Right but how do you sculpt both genitals and pants on a statue at the same time?

 

[Desiderius]

Bulgarians and all eastern euros

Are bulgars not euro?

I'm not sure, didn't the ottomans rape that area for centuries? Resulting in some kind of balkanoid-turkic hybrid race sprinkeled with a touch of roma genes.

But could be that the proud bulgar people remained pure europeans. I don't know.

Well yeah, Zeus is the Yamnaya. Ottomans were getting sloppy seconds. Bulgar women have strong hips because they need them.

 

[fantadomat]

Bitch please

Right but how do you sculpt both genitals and pants on a statue at the same time?

 

[Ontopoly]

So half a year ago mentally handicapped fanboyz "people" were arguing that the four unlikeable degenerates in the EA were just a test party and you will get a lot more companions,and it was only the evil edgy retards,not the whole thing etc etc. Soooo are there any new companions or are we stuck with miserable bunch of retards?

It's larian. Just hope they let you create your whole party and ignore the companions or get ready to skip a lot of dialogue. Is anyone here really buying this game looking forward to anything the companions will bring.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Is anyone here really buying this game

 

[fantadomat]

Is anyone here really buying this game

Once upon a time you had a taste,today you are dumpster diver king....

 

[Ontopoly]

I encourage everybody to reveal their steam and gog account and make them public so we can confirm who here ends up buying this game. Don't let these people hide. Some of the people here are shit talking bg3 but will end up buying it anyways, and those people are actually so much worse than the larian cultists ever could be.

 

[The_Mask]

I encourage everybody to reveal their steam and gog account and make them public so we can confirm who here ends up buying this game.

First off, I'm not even gonna touch the potential doxxing, even though that's mind numbingly retarded.

But much more than that, this is no longer about "who is buying this game", because (un)fortunately, everyone already did. (Full disclaimer: I haven't, because I don't like EA shenanigans, but it's fairly obvious most people have)

 

[Thorgeim]

It would achieve nothing apart from maybe making fun of those people. Best thing to do is to ignore the game, I some times look here for the laughs but I "tested" the EA version and hated it so much I wont even look at full gameplay videos, the acting, writing, combat, art style, world building, woke shit, all lf it smelled like shit and I wont let it ruin BG 1 and 2 for me. I recently played BG2 again and would much rather keep doing that for the next 10 years (and peobly will) than buy BG3, its not worthy of the name.

 

[GhostCow]

I'll throw my hat in just because I'm not scared of being doxxed and I pirate 99% of what I play anyway. You'll hardly ever see me on Steam.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/RandallDanger/