HAHAHAHAHA oh boy this game SUCKS. I thought it'd suck, but the amount of SUCK is taken to a whole new level even by Larian standards.
obnoxiously eats chips while talking
Okay first off, the Gith girl. LOL. Cringe shit, this is every fuckin' Brunhilda wannabe 5E dyke girl out there. I hope that Larian knows no matter how much narrative focus they plan for her I am going to do nothing but use her as a minefield detector. If she dies, she dies, Ivan Drago shit. Never using her.
Vampirefag is vampirefag. The only cool vidya game vampire was Kain so I'm used to seeing a bunch of gay vampires in entertainment at this point (unless you count your own PC in Bloodlines with whom you have the option to not make a mesh-shirt wearing raver gearbox). Zero interest in this guy.
Shadowheart AKA Babygurl, this is my future wife/broodmama. I'm getting real tired of you closet homosexuals trying to play it hipster by saying Githandra up there is some cutiepie while denying Babygurl's PRIME-TIME breedable body. Take that "I wanna upset my mom by banging ugly foreigners" shit back to your dinner table, CUZ. All I can think about when I see her speak in a cutscene is how ill-nasty she'll look with SEMEN splattered over her haughty face. Because of this simping, I've not one clue what she has said so far.
Anyways the feel of the game is not reminiscent of Baldur's Gate at all. Shit, even those hack-n-slash PS2 games got closer to it. There is no denying that this is a Divinity:OS2 mod brought to its limits and overhauled of that TRAAAY-ASH combat system for 5E. To think of this as a worthy contender for the coveted "3" in "Baldur's Gate 3" is some zoomer shit, bruh. Story is dumb as fuck, combat is serviceable, atmosphere is flat, that Larian style cartoony garbage glistens everywhere. By the way I like how the character generator screen has "VENTURE FORTH." HAHAHA, because you must GATHER yourself before VENTURING FORTH! Swen you sly devil! Ooohohohoho! Oh yeah it's 5E so the character customization is steaming dogshit unless you are one of those MMOtards that loves to make sure you got the PERFECT nose bridge angle.
Regardless I must press on.