Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Swen]

Still having a fun time playing your favorite gay sex simulator, Codexia?

Woman on woman is hot, bist du eine Schwuchtel Hans?

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

Looks like I offended you. That was not my intention, Swen.

Anyway, maybe you are more of the beastiality type? You can literally stick your dick in anything in this game.

 

[Inhabitants of Khorinis]

Eating drow pussy (drussy if you will), Mounting ogres, kissing goblin feet. Sounds like a dream.

 

[mediocrepoet]

I just wanted to play D&D, instead I got some sort of incel porn game. Fml

 

[Cael]

Reminder to all Owltrannies, you are not welcome:

I didn't know furries were part of the alphabet soup brigade...

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Reminder to all Owltrannies, you are not welcome:

I didn't know furries were part of the alphabet soup brigade...

Doesn't matter kill them too.

 

[Inhabitants of Khorinis]

Reminder to all Owltrannies, you are not welcome:

Proving once and for all, that "swarm that walks" is the only good and canon option.

 

[Herumor]

Be glad we are receiving big patches updates

Hold on, let me shit on your plate and you can be glad it's a big pile.

 

[Orud]

 

[Child of Malkav]

Eating drow pussy (drussy if you will), Mounting ogres, kissing goblin feet. Sounds like a dream.

That's an oddly precise and concise description of this game. Puts things in perspective.

 

[Black]

I just wanted to play D&D, instead I got some sort of incel porn game. Fml

This is the contemporary D&D experience.

 

[Shrimp]

Surely at this point there's only going to be one more class added during early access with everything else being a part of the launch, right?
If they want to continue releasing new classes with the current early access patch timings we'll be in 2025 before the game has them all

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

Meanwhile this is the type of "content" that gets upvote in that congregation of subnormal that populate the subreddit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/vs02e7/only_original_opinions_on_this_subreddit/


https://old.reddit.com/r/BaldursGat...o_you_think_the_male_on_male_sex_scenes_will/

 

[Cryomancer]

If I was member of alphabet soap, I would be disguised by being ""represented"" by such characters.

Doesn't this game have a gay pale vampire or something?

I refuse to call Astarion an vampire.

But already ranted a lot about it here > https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads...mpirism-vampires-in-rpgs.143282/#post-7964854

Doesn't matter kill them too.

Agreed, but your barbarians are too kind when killing enemies. In Netherese, if someone kills an important caster, we use magic to inflict as much pain as possible. Then revive the target and continue doing it till the resurrection fails(which could happen in 2E), then we imprison the criminal scum soul and send it into the negative energy plane.

But we are not that rigorous with all crimes, for example, if you kill an Dwarf, you get only an small fine. If you unintentionally hurts a bit an Wizard familiar, then you need to pay a huge fine.

I just wanted to play D&D, instead I got some sort of incel porn game. Fml

Then play the DreamForge and SSI old school games.

Proving once and for all, that "swarm that walks" is the only good and canon option.

The Lich allows you to mess up with this atrocious companions.

 

[underground nymph]

In Netherese, if someone kills an important caster, we use magic to inflict as much pain as possible. Then revive the target and continue doing it till the resurrection fails(which could happen in 2E), then we imprison the criminal scum soul and send it into the negative energy plane.

Guess they die of boredom eventually.

 

[Pink Eye]

Meanwhile this is the type of "content" that gets upvote in that congregation of subnormal that populate the subreddit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/vs02e7/only_original_opinions_on_this_subreddit/


https://old.reddit.com/r/BaldursGat...o_you_think_the_male_on_male_sex_scenes_will/

What is it with cRPGs that seem to attract the most depraved of man.

 

[The_Mask]

What is it with cRPGs that seem to attract the most depraved of man.

Man?

 

[Pink Eye]

its philosophy and shit. ya know.

 

[Larianshill]

Meanwhile this is the type of "content" that gets upvote in that congregation of subnormal that populate the subreddit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/vs02e7/only_original_opinions_on_this_subreddit/


https://old.reddit.com/r/BaldursGat...o_you_think_the_male_on_male_sex_scenes_will/

I miss the days when those people were expected to be quiet about their bumfucking.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

I didn't know furries were part of the alphabet soup brigade...

In Current Year, Baldur's Gate 3, contemporary D&D, and RPG Codex are all quite friendly to the LGBTFP2SIA++ community.

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

Well, Larian has succeeded in attracting all of the old Bioware Social Network degenerates and then some. Just check out this thread that was posted on Larian's forum.

Be forewarned, because it cannot be unseen.

https://archive.ph/DuP1O

Spoiler

 

[LJ40]

Yeah, that was funny the first dozen times it was posted.

 

[HoboForEternity]

regardless of sexual preference, obsessing over videogame sex scene is fucking decline. and larian really put these on the game?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Agreed, but your barbarians are too kind when killing enemies. In Netherese, if someone kills an important caster, we use magic to inflict as much pain as possible. Then revive the target and continue doing it till the resurrection fails(which could happen in 2E), then we imprison the criminal scum soul and send it into the negative energy plane.

But we are not that rigorous with all crimes, for example, if you kill an Dwarf, you get only an small fine. If you unintentionally hurts a bit an Wizard familiar, then you need to pay a huge fine.

You lot haven't even figured out pants, your empires are unsustainable

 

[Sotomonte]

At what point did CRPGs go from being based on investigating strange events happening in the kingdom or starting a mission to destroy some dark lord to being based on how many characters you can fuck and how you can do it?