Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Chimera Squad was better than both XCOMs, and I'm tired of pretending that it's not.

"small" game made by few constantly apologizing root-eating koreans shits on it from the roof.

Troubleshooter: Abandoned Children, for those unfortunate souls who haven't yet played it.

 

[Swen]

No animuh gamez allowed in my thread weeboos.

 

[Reinhardt]

what, you afraid your noseless ork wommyn won't survive competition with attractive girls?

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

If they are abandoned then nobody wants them. Why would I play? To find them and abandon them again?

 

[Swen]

what, you afraid your noseless ork wommyn won't survive competition with attractive girls?

If you're not attracted to orc women you have low testosterone.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Who simps for piggy women other than Kermit the frog?

 

[likash]

Who simps for piggy women other than Kermit the frog?

wtf is this shit?

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

People on the BG3 subreddit trying once again to argue that Reactions would be bad: https://old.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/wl4ca1/my_take_on_the_reaction_system/

wtf is this shit?

Frames from the beginning of Konosuba (the movie).

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Looks like someone is interested in Piggy chicks eh? Oink oink.... SQUUUUEEEAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!

 

[rusty_shackleford]

wtf is this shit?

average weeb game screenshot

 

[Saerain]

So can gnome girls even be QTs or what? The "5 disgusting faces 1 boring face" approach they seem to have taken to all races of either sex is fascinating.

 

[GhostCow]

Who simps for piggy women other than Kermit the frog?

wtf is this shit?

It's from the konosuba movie

 

[Larianshill]

Every time, every fucking time I go to one of them "Hopes for the full release" thread, and one of the most upvoted posts is about fucking someone. Astarion is bad enough, but there's far more. "Let me romance Raphael", "Let me romance Halsin", "Let me romance Nere", there was even this one coombrain who wanted to romance Aradin, the racist guy who hates tieflings, because she loves bad boys. I just hope that when Dragon Age 4 releases, its fanbase will go back to their cesspit and leave BG3 alone.

Also, Kagha romance when?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

stop reading reddit

 

[A-Minish]

I just hope that when Dragon Age 4 releases, its fanbase will go back to their cesspit and leave BG3 alone.

Hahaha, yeah right . Nope, it is a battle of endurance my friend because once you have them, it is until the end.

Good luck

 

[Lim-Dûl]

Who simps for piggy women other than Kermit the frog?

wtf is this shit?

It's from the konosuba movie

Anyone notice how exponentially weird anime got after the Fukushima Daiichi incident?

 

[GentlemanCthulhu]

Are all the NPCs in this killable? Murder hobo possible?

 

[Nikanuur]

I have unwatched the thread because Lords of the Rings' hobbits need more *Veteran* unicorn riders.

 

[Zarniwoop]

Every time, every fucking time I go to one of them "Hopes for the full release" thread, and one of the most upvoted posts is about fucking someone. Astarion is bad enough, but there's far more. "Let me romance Raphael", "Let me romance Halsin", "Let me romance Nere", there was even this one coombrain who wanted to romance Aradin, the racist guy who hates tieflings, because she loves bad boys. I just hope that when Dragon Age 4 releases, its fanbase will go back to their cesspit and leave BG3 alone.

Also, Kagha romance when?

I just watched a youtube video about the game and one comment is bitching about it having turn based combat.

And also calling it Boulders Gate 3.

I think humanity had a nice run but it's over.

 

[Larianshill]

I just watched a youtube video about the game and one comment is bitching about it having turn based combat.

Some people on this very site were bitching about it too, because they wanted a RTWP game.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I just watched a youtube video about the game and one comment is bitching about it having turn based combat.

Some people on this very site were bitching about it too, because they wanted a RTWP game.

The real joke will be when divinity original sin 3 comes out and it's strictly real time. It'll still suck, of course, but it'll be extra funny for people without garbage taste in games.

I don't know if you've heard of them, but baldur's gate 1 and 2 actually weren't the exact same game as divinity original sin.

 

[Cryomancer]

I just watched a youtube video about the game and one comment is bitching about it having turn based combat.

Some people on this very site were bitching about it too, because they wanted a RTWP game.

The real joke will be when divinity original sin 3 comes out and it's strictly real time. It'll still suck, of course, but it'll be extra funny for people without garbage taste in games.

I don't know if you've heard of them, but baldur's gate 1 and 2 actually weren't the exact same game as divinity original sin.

You know, most D&D CRPG adaptations since SSI are Turn Based. There are many things to criticize BG3 and Larian, being TB is not one of then.

 

[Mr. Magniloquent]

Place you bets on whether D&D 5.5 or 6th Edition will be out before BG3.

 

[Pink Eye]

I just hope when Baldur's Gate 3 releases it's a challenging experience that won't make me regret it. That is all.

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

Place you bets on whether D&D 5.5 or 6th Edition will be out before BG3.

If we're lucky, an Israeli company will buy out the rights to D&D.