Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Orud]

If you bought this in early access FUCK YOU

 

[gongal]

If you bought this in early access FUCK YOU

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Actual mental illness

 

[Padzi]

I thought I was hallucinating when they showed the scene with the bear...

 

[Rhobar121]

I thought I was hallucinating when they showed the scene with the bear...

I don't know if anyone could have expected that.

 

[Child of Malkav]

I saw it starting and I switched to other tabs. Fuck that. I like my sanity. Would like to keep it.

 

[Drakortha]

FURRY PORN DEGENERATION. DIE OF ASS CANCER, YOU BELGIAN CUNTS!!!

 

[La vie sexuelle]

I'm still not entirely sure what class I want to roll with as my PC

I was hoping today's stream would help me make a choice once I saw what the new and secret companion was, so I could pick something based on the companions I'd be interested in. But seeing as The Dark Urge appears to be a stand-in for a murder hobo PC that cannot be recruited I still haven't been able to decide.
Only thing I know for sure is I'll be recruiting Shadowheart since the device she's carrying around seems fairly important. Since the game somewhat railroads you into running into her immediately after the tutorial section on the ship I imagine Larian also really wants you to recruit her, so I want to see what her deal is.

Go Dark Urge and play a Paladin.

Still Origin character, classes and some choices will be limited or changed (blackguar inster paladin?).

Dark Urge is not limited by anything, you can be that white dragonborn, or a drow lady, or a midget halfling of any class.

I don't think so. Commercial are misleading.

 

[Padzi]

I saw it starting and I switched to other tabs. Fuck that. I like my sanity. Would like to keep it.

All this cool stuff shown today and the hottest topic is getting fucked in the ass by a fucking bear. I think my part of my sanity has been taken away.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

I saw it starting and I switched to other tabs. Fuck that. I like my sanity. Would like to keep it.

All this cool stuff shown today and the hottest topic is getting fucked in the ass by a fucking bear. I think my part of my sanity has been taken away.

I played 200h in Early Access and I tell something to you - you have seen nothing.

 

[Child of Malkav]

All this cool stuff shown today and the hottest topic is getting fucked in the ass by a fucking bear. I think my part of my sanity has been taken away.

Dodged it. Rolled a nat 20.
Edit: seriously now, it's one of the most discussed topic on reddit on youtube comments. It's shocking how many degenerates are out there.

 

[Padzi]

I saw it starting and I switched to other tabs. Fuck that. I like my sanity. Would like to keep it.

All this cool stuff shown today and the hottest topic is getting fucked in the ass by a fucking bear. I think my part of my sanity has been taken away.

I played 200h in Early Access and I tell something to you - you have seen nothing.

Joke on you. Me too. I've seen enough.

 

[ferratilis]

I haven't felt this disgusted since watching the Serbian Film. Today, California has become the second most degenerate place on the planet.

BG2 will still reign as the best RPG for decades to come, while BG3 and Wrathfinder will be relics of a degenerate era, despite having solid mechanics. That's what happens when you let trannies control the industry. I'm praying for a repeat of 1983 to come, asap.

 

[Cnaiur]

The good thing is - and yes I have played EA for 100+ hours - you can avoid a lot of this stuff by only picking the non-degenerate companions. I'll go for a dark surge full evil party.

 

[whydoibother]

So, uh... whats this about a lizard fucking a bear? What timestamp are you degenerates discussing?

 

[Orud]

So, uh... whats this about a lizard fucking a bear? What timestamp are you degenerates discussing?

 

[Padzi]

So, uh... whats this about a lizard fucking a bear? What timestamp are you degenerates discussing?

Larian showed gay anal sex between vampire spawn and a bear.
I am not lying.

 

[Dishonoredbr]

Dragonborn looks so cool.

Sup, just dreamin' bout murder and stuff.

Do you think Larian has furries and scalies in their ranks? All the news stuff seems like ''the writer's barely disguised fetish''

 

[whydoibother]

Dang, I sure am glad I preordered. Can't wait.

 

[Padzi]

Do you think Larian has furries and scalies in their ranks? All the news stuff seems like ''the writer's barely disguised fetish''

 

[Jaska]

Yup, going to play as the Dark Urge. Not sure about race yet. If Variant Human is in, I'll play as that. Oathbreaker Paladin, Berserker or Hunter Ranger might be fun. Can't really see Oath of Vengeance working as the Dark Urge.

 

[Modron]

Dang, I sure am glad I preordered. Can't wait.

 

[gongal]

The good thing is - and yes I have played EA for 100+ hours - you can avoid a lot of this stuff by only picking the non-degenerate companions. I'll go for a dark surge full evil party.

Do you have to play a mini-puzzle game of reading every dialogue response multiple times to be 100% sure that you will not suck other guy's dick in the following scene?

 

[whydoibother]

Dang, I sure am glad I preordered. Can't wait.

 

[Padzi]

Yup, going to play as the Dark Urge.

Something tells me Dark Urge is Bhaalspawn wibe type of gameplay.
Also I'm sure it's going to be fun at the beggining, but at some point I'm afraid it's going to be tirersome.

 

[Padzi]

Dang, I sure am glad I preordered. Can't wait.

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Astarion is going to need a diaper after that.