Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Child of Malkav]

Why have 4 characters instead of just having the bear? He's the most relatable character out of them after all, judging by the reactions.

 

[Saerain]

the elves gained the ability to change their gender once per day.

Oh god please tell me you are joking

He's referring to the "Blessed of Corellon" feature in Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes which allows for that, as opposed to a general elven trait.

What really makes me groan, though, is rewriting the Corellon/Gruumsh mythology to be about how Gruumsh was the OG transphobe. I basically treat that as the foundational myth of the Blessed rather than common Seldarine dogma.

 

[Swen]

Scrap GOTY, it's going to be GOTD (game of the decade)

 

[Kem0sabe]

Not sure if these were posted, but pretty nice series of3 very in-depth videos analysing the latest pre release news from Larian.

 

[luj1]

You jerk off to fucking animals... or worse. You defend this, @Seethe, because you enjoy it.

people dont realise what kind of people we have here

like Frank Capicoli who jerks off to tranny cartoons, even tried to convert me too. worst of all he is proud of his mental illness

nowadays "gamers" have turned into sick people, and its no wonder that sex with bears sells

 

[Frank Capicoli]

people dont realise what kind of people we have here

like @Frank Capicoli who jerks off to tranny cartoons, even tried to convert me too.

You asked for all of them. I simply obliged your request.

 

[luj1]

you are sick my friend but thats ok. I will pray for your soul

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

you are sick my friend but thats ok. I will pray for your soul

Makes sense why the resident menorah menace is also shilling this so much

 

[AwesomeButton]

Why the fuck are Dragonborn a thing?

I had this in multiquotes but I forgot about it. Human, dwarf, elf and halfling should be the only playable races, I'm serious. Dragonborn contribute nothing while diluting the setting further. But the worst shit I've seen is the "Goliath" - race of "competitive" non-giants and the "Fir-Bolg", which don't even know if they have anything characteristic about them. But why not ape Irish mythology for a cool sounding two-syllable name, for no reason whatsoever.

They did it for the brainless masses who can't separate Dragonborn from Skyrim. Larian know you're all retarded and are just telling it to you bluntly.

I have zero issues with you buddy. You can keep at it, when it stops being entertaining I'll stop reading.

 

[Frank Capicoli]

you are sick my friend but thats ok. I will pray for your soul

After you get done clutching your pearls I'm sure.

 

[MerchantKing]

you are sick my friend but thats ok. I will pray for your soul

Makes sense why the resident menorah menace is also shilling this so much

Don't remind these antisemitic vatniks. But Communism was invented by a Jew who converted to Lutheranism. You're welcome vatniks.

 

[Nerevar]

I am the CEO of antisemitism. Jews also invented faggotry. Overall they are a net negative for humanity.

The holocaust didn't happen but it should have, and it will.

 

[MerchantKing]

I am the CEO of antisemitism. Jews also invented faggotry. Overall they are a net negative for humanity.

The goyim actually invented it. We were the first people to ban faggotry in our Torah.

The holocaust didn't happen but it should have, and it will.

It did and you're still paying reparations for your people's crimes.

 

[Kiste]

I am the CEO of antisemitism. Jews also invented faggotry. Overall they are a net negative for humanity.

You don't know the first thing about it. I have seen the future after the Jews have won and brainwashed the world into degeneracy with games featuring bear sex.

It will be bad. Really bad.

Ratfaced kikes ripping the bloody hearts out of innocent virgin Christian children to sacrifice to their savage desert God in some kind of reconstructed Babylonic talmudic hell-temple in the New Jerusalem, while a planet of groaning, ooking flare-nosed mulattos squats in the dust flogging their cocks and playing with their feces just like the Jews taught them. Not even capable of proper speech anymore, let alone reading and writing. Just a steaming-hot shitstink planet of the apes, grunting out brown human turds to serve the Chosen.

The world will be ruled from a high-tech neo-Babylonian ziggurat called the "Third Temple" in New Jerusalem. Each morning the Arch Cohen will preside over a foul ritual where Aryan infants are pitched screaming into a pit of burning coals to sizzle before unspeakably hideous brass snakes and other chthonic idols.

A harem of 666 blonde nymphs bred for degrading sex will be on all fours, chains rattling around their necks as they scream in ecstasy, penetrated by midnight-black buck negroes. This ritualized re-enactment of the destruction of the Aryan race will be accompanied by the gleeful, hand-rubbing cackling of the Arch Cohen and his retinue of high priests.

A choir of pudgy white Codexers will be forced to watch this grotesque tableaux of violation while masturbating sullenly. They are given estrogen injections to enhance their bitchtits and shrivel their dicks, much to the delight of the Chosen who look on and chortle at the downfall of the white man.

Outside the Third Temple, in the festering desert heat, a panalopy of mulattos of various mocha shades shuffle morosely through the blistering hellacape. They have lost the power of speech save for a few words, and, heavily sedated from birth, they can only mutter "muhfugging ..uhhh... bix nood.. muhfugga... dem bears... uuh, muhfugga" The are lashed with bullwhips by members of the Chosen who use them for slave labor and as the general butt of sadistic jokes and games.

AND IT ALL STARTED RIGHT HERE WITH A VAMPIRE ELF FUCKING A BEAR.

 

[MerchantKing]

There are still retared goyim posting "fake news" and "citation needed" about documented facts:

Karl Marx is Jewish

And here's some of the passages regarding the first laws ever written banning homosexuality

The Torah

and some of the commentary from the rabbis on the matter

 

[HammyTheFat]

Just got done watching some idiot streamer's video where he talked about what was in a full release version. All the changes to early access sound genuinely terrible.

Also apparently the drow in the goblin camp is going to be a companion? But only if you do the stupidest path in act 1 by siding with the goblins. I guess hating druids is reason enough but I cant see a reason why you'd do that aside from edgelord laughs.

The only thing I enjoyed hearing about was the alchemy system.

 

[MerchantKing]

As for the holocaust, you don't need a citation. It's common knowledge at this point thanks to the Nuremberg trials. You can ask any school teacher about it.

 

[jackofshadows]

I cant see a reason why you'd do that aside from edgelord laughs.

The same. The cure. Although by creating so many options to find it and by showing that each next one is a dead end narratively speaking it might feel like an empty promise alright, yeah.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

This month is slow. Cant wait to get in august!

 

[Frank Capicoli]

A harem of 666 blonde nymphs bred for degrading sex will be on all fours, chains rattling around their necks as they scream in ecstasy, penetrated by midnight-black buck negroes. This ritualized re-enactment of the destruction of the Aryan race will be accompanied by the gleeful, hand-rubbing cackling of the Arch Cohen and his retinue of high priests.

Is this your application to get a job writing scenes for BLACKED?

 

[Ryzer]

How this thread talking about Baldur's gate 3, ended up talking about Jews and BLACKED pornography?

You guys need help.

 

[Takamori]

This month is slow. Cant wait to get in august!

So what you guys playing before the release? I tried some shitty Korean MMO but 2 weeks was my tolerance. Either retarded grind or swipe your credit card.

 

[Takamori]

How this thread talking about Baldur's gate 3, ended up talking about Jews and BLACKED pornography?

You guys need help.

We are a branch of 4chan at this point, we are just a bunch of namefags. Sometimes we leave the schizo rambling and some sort of discussion happens until we resume with gay bear sex, jewish conspiracy, holocaust and gay niggers from outer space.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

This month is slow. Cant wait to get in august!

So what you guys playing before the release? I tried some shitty Korean MMO but 2 weeks was my tolerance. Either retarded grind or swipe your credit card.

In this day ffxiv-Ff12 and i alternate between Street fighter 6 and Kenshi

 

[cpmartins]

This month is slow. Cant wait to get in august!

So what you guys playing before the release? I tried some shitty Korean MMO but 2 weeks was my tolerance. Either retarded grind or swipe your credit card.

Starsector (again). It just keeps getting modded and better.
Elden Ring going blind except for a recommendation of a friend. Game is not hard but it is annoying. No idea where to go after Roderick.
Ass Defect: Androgynous. I just gotta see what happened after RGB 3.