Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Naraya]

What is going on in this thread?

 

[AwesomeButton]

Speaking of killing companions and NPCs, here is a question - what class would Anton Chigur be best represented by?

The origin could be Dark Urge obviousky, or could be no origin at all.

 

[turkishronin]

Just to change the subject. Pathfinding in DOS games is infinitely superior than in BG games.

It only took 25 years!

 

[Goldschmidt]

Anyone who thinks BG3 writing is of equal or better quality of earlier BGs is on crack. And, no, joke side encounters - not quests - are not 'evidence'.

But, hey, this is a game whose entire plot popint is you get ass raped by a fukkin' MIND WORM AND YOPU ORIGINALLY WANTED TO REMOVE IT BUT IN FACT THE TWIST IS YOU GO LOOKING FOR MORE ASS RAPING MIND WORMS SO YOU CAN GAIN POWER EVEN THOUGH THE WHOLE POINT OF ILLITHID ASS RAPING MIND WORMS IS TO TO DESTROY YOUR MIND, ENSLAVE YOU, AND MAYBE TURN YOU INTO ONE.


HOLY FUKK.


That's the main quest.

Epic awesome writing.


LMAO

BG 3 is gonna be Codex 2023 numbero uno rpg. That or Diablow 4.

What about Colony Ship?

The papomale people have taken over the codex and majority is a bitch.

 

[MasPingon]

There is more homoshit everywhere these days. You must be so happy, being the faggot that you are. Or does only Larian produce the flavor of gay that you enjoy?

I hope you don't have pets.

 

[Jermu]

17000 endings

 

[Swen]

There is more homoshit everywhere these days. You must be so happy, being the faggot that you are. Or does only Larian produce the flavor of gay that you enjoy?

I hope you don't have pets.

Drakortha is my pet

 

[Goldschmidt]

Dicking around in the Belgian business register because I'm bored, but it's a pain because all of Larian's stuff is in flemish. Didn't know Larian's name is officially ARRAKIS; seems like someone was a dune fan in the 90ties. Also, do we know who Valérie Coessens is? Other director of the studio besides Swen. There's also Larian real estate and an Irish limited in there. If someone wants to pass especially the stuff in external links through your favourite translator it might be interesting. I can't be arsed as I'm on my third beer.
https://kbopub.economie.fgov.be/kbopub/toonondernemingps.html?ondernemingsnummer=440481750

The only thing I found that her full name is Valérie Renee Coessens and she was born in 1972 but no linkedin.

Same age as Swen. Maybe his wife?

 

[Cyberarmy]

What is going on in this thread?

Codex couldn't handle transition from BG2 to BG3, so hivemind is troubled. The abyss have been all stirred up.

 

[Kiste]

Codex couldn't handle transition from BG2 to BG3, so hivemind is troubled.

Jews might be involved was well.

 

[Cyberarmy]

Codex couldn't handle transition from BG2 to BG3, so hivemind is troubled.

Jews might be involved was well.

Of course they are, as usual.

 

[AwesomeButton]

17000 endings

It doesn't mention that most of those are happy endings.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Swen, please, drop someting (news, infomration, shill) or thread will end again in schizo hole.

 

[Gradenmayer]

Just to change the subject. Pathfinding in DOS games is infinitely superior than in BG games.

No don't change the subject. I want a response. There needs to be a lot more clarity in this thread.

Everyone who likes getting fucked in the ass, say "I", or simply raise your hand. Don't be shy. I promise I won't be mean.

Why would you ask that? Looking for a boyfriend?

 

[Gradenmayer]

Game dropped 30 hour long early access and people who completed it still don’t know much about the game.
Only 2 weeks left.

 

[Kiste]

Only 2 weeks left.

 

[Swen]

 

[Child of Malkav]

Jesus, what a zoo! On a more serious note though, Halsin and Astarion won't make it past their introductory scenes.

 

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[Gradenmayer]

Jesus, what a zoo! On a more serious note though, Halsin and Astarion won't make it past their introductory scenes.

I killed Astarion for putting dagger to my neck and that was before I figured out he was cringe personified.
It’s Zevran all over again.

 

[Maculo]

17000 endings

It doesn't mention that most of those are happy endings.

He estimated 100-120 hours to complete? With kids and a full-time job, I should be in a position to complain about the last act in about a year.

 

[AwesomeButton]

He estimated 100-120 hours to complete? With kids and a full-time job, I should be in a position to complain about the last act in about a year.

Play it coop with the wife, and you might have even more children by the time you finish the game than you had when you started.

 

[jaekl]

With my 8 kids, a wife, a girlfriend, a harem, 4 dogs, a 22 hour/day job, burying dead pets, underground karate tournaments, clown college, installing cybernetic components to increase my efficiency, a book to write, marketing meetings, eliminating my gag reflex, throwing bread at sleeping homeless, “maxing and relaxing”, posting online, another job, standing on the porch with my hands on my hips, becoming a ninja, raising an army, looking at nude butts on Instagram, collecting toenail clippings, organizing toenail clippings by size and thickness, convincing my wife to allow me to display my collection in the foyer, resenting my wife, masturbating, throwing empty whiskey bottles at my kids etc. – I will complain in about 30 - 40 years.

 

[Elthosian]

He estimated 100-120 hours to complete? With kids and a full-time job, I should be in a position to complain about the last act in about a year.

Play it coop with the wife, and you might have even more children by the time you finish the game than you had when you started.

They have to fix the co-op dialogue system for that to become an option. Savescumming to get the correct character to do conversations will get old quite fast for most people.

 

[AwesomeButton]

With my 8 kids, a wife, a girlfriend, a harem, 4 dogs, a 22 hour/day job,