Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Pre-Release Thread [EARLY ACCESS RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Ontopoly]

Why is he wielding an axe? Will Swen behead Ontopoly live on stream?

He can try... The only thing that frail sickly old man could behead is his own integrity.

 

[NJClaw]

Why is he wielding an axe? Will Swen behead Ontopoly live on stream?

Why would he behead his biggest fan?

 

[Reinhardt]

Truly, this thread is a cavalcade of wonders.

You misspelled "shit"

 

[DraQ]

Truly, this thread is a cavalcade of wonders.

You misspelled "shit"

You misspelled "Oglaf".

 

[Swen]

Why is he wielding an axe? Will Swen behead Ontopoly live on stream?

He can try... The only thing that frail sickly old man could behead is his own integrity.

Hope everyone liked my announcement video!

And fuck you Ontoposhit, you are my bitch. I am 2 meters of pure muscle fyi, I could rip you apart with my fingers! You're just jealous of my masculine look and sex appeal that swoons all the ladies at the Larian studios and gaming conventions.

 

[AArmanFV]

It would be awesome that Swen responded in a ClevelandBlakemorish way to Ontopoly's posts.

 

[Ontopoly]

It would be awesome that Swen responded in a ClevelandBlakemorish way to Ontopoly's posts.

Instead all we got was a pathetic wannabe with an rpgcodex gimmick account.

 

[samuraigaiden]

I think Swen is the greatest Belgian that ever lived.

My other unpopular opinion about Belgium is that Leopold II was objectively worse than Hitler.

 

[DraQ]

So what is this thread about?

Fuck Larian, those rat bastard bitches.
I will not be silenced with your meme tactics. Larian must be held accountable for the shit they continue to put out

Game's up, DarkUnderlord .
We know ontopoly is your bot.

 

[DraQ]

Why would he behead his biggest fan?

The problem is that Ontopoly is the kind of fan shit hits - with predictable results.

 

[The_Mask]

The problem is that Ontopoly is the kind of fan shit hits - with predictable results.

More like shit that is infinitely trapped in a circular motion in the toilet bowl. Never going to be fully flushed. Yet never going to jump out of the bowl.

 

[Wulfric Pinewood]

Why is he wielding an axe? Will Swen behead Ontopoly live on stream?

I do not trust this guy, he looks too happy to make good crpg, maybe some MyLittleSwedishPony kind of a game , full of fucking colours from Pinata figures.

We want legend back, but to create legend you must shut the fuck up and work hard.
We want dark adventure with lot of fuckin memorable moments and every dialogue line crisp and edgy. So get to work.

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[fantadomat]

It would be awesome that Swen responded in a ClevelandBlakemorish way to Ontopoly's posts.

Instead all we got was a pathetic wannabe with an rpgcodex gimmick account.

Sooo when is the reveal that you are actually Swen doing the only marketing strategy that will work on the codex....aka reverse psychology???

 

[Ontopoly]

And You Swen? How far you will go to make Baldurs Gate 3, will you be only smiling clown swinging your hammer and wearing clean t-shirt?

He won't go any distance away from Dos2. It's his golden child and he will always stay within sight of it

Sooo when is the reveal that you are actually Swen doing the only marketing strategy that will work on the codex....aka reverse psychology???

When did you reveal yourself as the no integrity, no passion, no stance, edge cunt that you are.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

When did you reveal yourself as the no integrity, no passion, no stance, edge cunt that you are.

You know he's Bulgarian right?

 

[Cael]

When did you reveal yourself as the no integrity, no passion, no stance, edge cunt that you are.

You know he's Bulgarian right?

Could have saved himself a lot of syllables and a metric fuckton of letters...

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Could have saved himself

Man's beyond that stage though.

 

[Cael]

Could have saved himself

Man's beyond that stage though.

If Man is beyond that stage, then it is up to barbarism to save the day.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Could have saved himself

Man's beyond that stage though.

If Man is beyond that stage, then it is up to barbarism to save the day.

Nix, let the paladins bother with saving stuff.

 

[DraQ]

The problem is that Ontopoly is the kind of fan shit hits - with predictable results.

More like shit that is infinitely trapped in a circular motion in the toilet bowl. Never going to be fully flushed. Yet never going to jump out of the bowl.

Everswirl.

It's like the endless spectacle of orbital motion but... shittier.

 

[Swen]

Hope you're ready for saturday bitches!

 

[Cael]

Hope you're ready for saturday bitches!

Diagnosis: Evil Undead.
Action: Smite with extreme prejudice.

 

[Elex]

Tomorrow: no vampire in the demo because is a white bloodsucker.

only womens, blacks and alien minority.

allo all character will identify themself as a trans person: humanoid to aberration trans.

 

[Saerain]

Hope you're ready for saturday bitches!

Not sure if tongue or massive herpes sore.

 

[Swen]

Hope you're ready for saturday bitches!

Not sure if tongue or massive herpes sore.

You should ask Ontoposhit it's his girlfriend.