Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[processdaemon]

I know wymmin have a fetish for vampires(as well as werewolves, pirates and bick-dicked billionaires).

But flamboyant gay vampires? Are you guys sure these "fangirls" are not actually "fantroons"?

Some def are but there aren't enough troons to write all these fanfics

Yeah, and I'd say that usually any romance fandom where there's more horny fanfics than drawn/animated porn is female dominated and that definitely seems to be the case here. Case in point, Ranni from Elden Ring has around 2800 entries on Rule 34, and around 800 on AO3, Astarion has around 300 on Rule 34 and over 19,000 on AO3.

Plus when I've argued with them it feels like a more feminine obsession, similar vibes to Solasmancers from the DAI fandom. Not saying guys can't get fixated on their waifus, the two just seem to present differently.

 

[Hydro]

So it’s girls with issues, furries and fags who Swen catered to, lol. What a great businessman this guy is.

 

[PunchYouInTheFace]

So it’s girls with issues, furries and fags who Swen catered to, lol. What a great businessman this guy is.

15 millions of "girls with issues", "furries" and "fags". Well...

I'm gonna say "you're retarded" is the more likely case here, hydrocuck.

Cope, babe

 

[Fedora Master]

So it’s girls with issues, furries and fags who Swen catered to, lol. What a great businessman this guy is.

Gaming isn't for you anymore, chud.

 

[Hydro]

So it’s girls with issues, furries and fags who Swen catered to, lol. What a great businessman this guy is.

Gaming isn't for you anymore, chud.

Why not though? I still enjoy playing good games of the past this pile of shit won’t ever come close to. Fucking dating sim lol

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

So it’s girls with issues, furries and fags who Swen catered to, lol. What a great businessman this guy is.

15 millions of "girls with issues", "furries" and "fags". Well...

I'm gonna say "you're retarded" is the more likely case here, hydrocuck.

Cope, babe

50% of the US are democrats, they automatically condone or practice all forms and variations of homo/zoophilia. It's a 150+ million target audience. That 15 millions of them bought it is somehow surprising, homofaggot?

 

[Barbarian]

So it’s girls with issues, furries and fags who Swen catered to, lol. What a great businessman this guy is.

15 millions of "girls with issues", "furries" and "fags". Well...

I'm gonna say "you're retarded" is the more likely case here, hydrocuck.

Cope, babe

No, the game caters to cringe male zoomer fetishes as well. We have the "I can fix her" trope(Shadowheart) and the strong hulkish wymmin with big tits trope(Karlach). Laezel and Minthara are horny zoomer fetish incarnate as well.

It is unfortunate that this game was so sexxed up, but if you look at the original trilogy fandom and where the modding scene went to... well you get my point.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

Laezel and Minthara are horny zoomer fetish incarnate as well.

How?
Minthara has a man's face, I get that, this is for the closeted faggots out there.
What's Laezel for?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

No, the game caters to cringe male zoomer fetishes as well. We have the "I can fix her" trope(Shadowheart)

Bro.

https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/wtf-was-viconia-evil-in-bg3.148168/

 

[Barbarian]

Laezel and Minthara are horny zoomer fetish incarnate as well.

How?
Minthara has a man's face, I get that, this is for the closeted faggots out there.
What's Laezel for?

Nerd fetish for the horny alien female? It has been around since Captain Kirk slayed his first extraterrestrial booty on tv.

 

[Ivan]

 

[Larianshill]

What's Laezel for?

Me. She's for me.

 

[Elttharion]

I know wymmin have a fetish for vampires(as well as werewolves, pirates and bick-dicked billionaires).

But flamboyant gay vampires? Are you guys sure these "fangirls" are not actually "fantroons"?

Some def are but there aren't enough troons to write all these fanfics

Yeah, and I'd say that usually any romance fandom where there's more horny fanfics than drawn/animated porn is female dominated and that definitely seems to be the case here. Case in point, Ranni from Elden Ring has around 2800 entries on Rule 34, and around 800 on AO3, Astarion has around 300 on Rule 34 and over 19,000 on AO3.

Plus when I've argued with them it feels like a more feminine obsession, similar vibes to Solasmancers from the DAI fandom. Not saying guys can't get fixated on their waifus, the two just seem to present differently.

Its no surprise that woman went apeshit over the twink faggy vampire. These are characters from one of the most popular gacha games in the market, one who has an almost 100% female audience afaik:

 

[babayaga]

If the Astarion's VA didn't sounds so gay, he wouldn't seem like such a fag. Sadly, they just had to pick a voice that screams "I like being pounded in my ass"

 

[Old Hans]

Laezel and Minthara are horny zoomer fetish incarnate as well.

How?
Minthara has a man's face, I get that, this is for the closeted faggots out there.
What's Laezel for?

Nerd fetish for the horny alien female? It has been around since Captain Kirk slayed his first extraterrestrial booty on tv.

these outfits would not be out of place in a baldurs gate 3

 

[Hydro]

What's Laezel for?

Me. She's for me.

Larian adorer is a cuckold, color me surprised.

 

[MjKorz]

What's Laezel for?

Me. She's for me.

Larian adorer is a cuckold, color me surprised.

Shadowshart is the cuckold's choice:

White, heterosexual, red-blooded human men choose to court the bipolar warrior frog. At least she's honest.

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

White, heterosexual, red-blooded human men choose to court the bipolar warrior frog. At least she's honest.

Unironically this, the only problem outside of her frogness is - she's clinically retarded.

 

[Fedora Master]

White, heterosexual, red-blooded human men choose to court the bipolar warrior frog. At least she's honest.

Unironically this, the only problem outside of her frogness is - she's clinically retarded.

Yea? She's still a woman.

 

[Aarwolf]

After being exposed to some of bioware fandom I came to one conclusion - most of BG3 companions are perfect parodies of these ever horny people who only think about shipping and fucking their virtual waifus. Larian has it inverted - now you, the player, feels how it's like being constantly hit on by horny degenerates.

As sad as it is - they also do this to voice actors, real people who are often harassed with unwanted attention.

 

[MjKorz]

After being exposed to some of bioware fandom I came to one conclusion - most of BG3 companions are perfect parodies of these ever horny people who only think about shipping and fucking their virtual waifus. Larian has it inverted - now you, the player, feels how it's like being constantly hit on by horny degenerates.

You're reading too hard into things, searching for a hidden meaning that does not exist. The reality is that Latrine Studios are simply catering to the thirsty incel demographic.

 

[Swen]

Don't understand all the fuss about muh romances, just don't go in on their avances.

 

[Hydro]

Don't understand all the fuss about muh romances, just don't go in on their avances.

Yea right with every character hinting on banging literally first time you go camping. Just don’t pay attention folks. Also disregard that retarded main plot, it’s optional!

 

[Barbarian]

What's Laezel for?

Me. She's for me.

Larian adorer is a cuckold, color me surprised.

Shadowshart is the cuckold's choice:

White, heterosexual, red-blooded human men choose to court the bipolar warrior frog. At least she's honest.

I remember the meme, but I don't remember her saying any of that during the game. "Untying knots with her tongue" what? Do these show up if you do the evil run with her(ie: if she becomes a dark justiciar)? Because if she saves her parents and gets back to Selune she is all about rescuing animals and living in a farmstead.

The tiefling gayboy friend she mentions later showing up as a wymmin(?) was very cringe though.