NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[DraQ]

"hey people! was just wondering if there was any novels releated to fallout.? you no like the halo ones . thanks"

Halo. Quite.

Halo Kitty.

 

[Cthulhugoat]

with competition and knowledge exchanging

Knowledge, like, "omfg nub u forgot 2 secure tha point now wer fukd fagot u just fkd with my ratio fuk u"

 

[Lumpy]

http://www.gorgeousgamers.com/index.php ... adid=67502

"Plane tickets, bitch!" is the correct answer to any internet threat. In case you were wondering.

 

[kingcomrade]

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... ry11268978
Post here plz

 

[Deleted member 7219]

k.

 

[Jasede]

As funny as that thread is...

You do realize that at this rate, TESF will soon consist of NOTHING but "ironic" Codex-born fake-posters?

 

[DraQ]

Meh, Oblivion forums would be better for lulz.

 

[Jaime Lannister]

I contributed:

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... p=11269283

 

[Lingwe]

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... pic=771847

Here is another one with more replies.

 

[roshan]

I contributed:

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... p=11269283

I roleplayed someone who asked people for quests and then did stuff for people. Then I posted my character's picture on the internet and roleplayed that guys tried to meet up with my character.

Was that yours? Hilarious!

 

[OccupatedVoid]

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=771847

Here is another one with more replies.

Sounds fun unfortunately I have it for the Xbox360 ( dont get me wrong I love it just miss the md ability) My comp stopped working so I had to run it over with my truck to teach it a lesson. Ah well at least I got to enjoy Morrowind with mods. Just a shame they don't bring more stuff like this to Xbox live. We only get the generic stuff, house here, dungeon there, and a whole ton of mod envy over here

 

[DraQ]

How predictable.

 

[Darkflame]

Oblivion is probably the deepest game i've ever played. i can't think of a game with more depth and complexity combined with casual action in a more complete and compelling game world. not saying oblivion is the best game ever made, but as an overall package it seems unparalleled in the sheer volume of blood sweat and tears that so obviously went into crafting this masterpiece.

discuss.

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... pic=776733

 

[Darkflame]

Hi everyone.
Okay, so I'm playing a redguard-warrior-daedra hater who collects daedra hearts as trophies and stuff. Anyways so my character is supposed to have developed a burning hatred towards these beings, and slays every single one of them he comes across.

But now the dilema: Would it be possible for a daedra-hunter to wear daedric armor?

hehe... mmfffhahahaha!!!

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... pic=776792

 

[Jaime Lannister]

"Of couse you could go into Oblivion, but, one does not simply walk into Oblivion."

"Yeah true, you have to press Spacebar."

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... p=11274594

 

[DraQ]

Oblivion is probably the deepest game i've ever played. (...)

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... pic=776733

My reply:
http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... p=11272130

"Of couse you could go into Oblivion, but, one does not simply walk into Oblivion."

"Yeah true, you have to press Spacebar."

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... p=11274594

Pure gold!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Hi everyone.
Okay, so I'm playing a redguard-warrior-daedra hater who collects daedra hearts as trophies and stuff. Anyways so my character is supposed to have developed a burning hatred towards these beings, and slays every single one of them he comes across.

But now the dilema: Would it be possible for a daedra-hunter to wear daedric armor?

hehe... mmfffhahahaha!!!

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... pic=776792

Died laughing* (God, people have problems - REALLY)

 

[roshan]

ya but you also have to consider graphics when talking about depth.

If Oblivion is a deep game,what are you else playing?Tetris?Icy Tower?Super Mario?

Ive got to visit the Bethesda forums more often.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

http://uk.gamespot.com/xbox360/rpg/mass ... pid=930279

"Is mass effect like oblivion in the future?"

 

[VonVentrue]

http://uk.gamespot.com/xbox360/rpg/masseffect/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-39681996&pid=930279

"Is mass effect like oblivion in the future?"

Check out this particular response:

Like Oblivion:

<b>- Large, immersive story</b>

 

[Lumpy]

Darkflame, were those made by you? :D

 

[Lumpy]

Oblivion should also have won the award for Best Solipsistic Experience Of 2006.

http://nwn2forums.bioware.com/forums/vi ... &forum=109

 

[DraQ]

Oblivion should also have won the award for Best Solipsistic Experience Of 2006.

Link! I need it!

 

[Nael]

The secret to having fun in Oblivion is...

There's even someone in the thread giving tips on how to roleplay, like going to the church to pray, and making friends with the priest. He's offered to help other players find their roles. Such as paladin. Or elf paladin. Someone should have him make a diplomat character that enjoys probing the many varied NPCs of Cyrodill.

Ah cmon! Give the game a chance! We should just all agree to adopt a wait-and-see policy!

/moustache

Wow. That turned out well.

/nonmoustache

 

[Jaime Lannister]

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... pic=780676

And now for something completely different...

A boy who is absolutely clueless about girls.