NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[WhiskeyWolf]

Anyway, apparently one of my posts (which I replicate here, as it has been deleted) caused too much outrage and made my continued activity on TESF no longer tolerable.

Take it easy, that is normal for humans. When you showed a small sing of intelligence the modorators paniced because it's something that is unknown for them and the TESF forum - "if you don't know what it is, it's better to destroy it".

Or they have a rule:
...
58. If a user shows logic theres a 88.9% chance that he is from the Codex.

What to do in this situation - EXTERMINATE and fast before other users get contaminated.

 

[Texas Red]

No poster, no problems.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

No poster, no problems.

Tragedy of the internet.

 

[DraQ]

When you showed a small sing of intelligence the modorators paniced because it's something that is unknown for them and the TESF forum - "if you don't know what it is, it's better to destroy it".

Fuck, but I was showing signs of intelligence much earlier - why so late?
<--sad smiley to draw attention to intarnet!1 drama

Still, I'm not even pissed off - being banned because of noticing inherent dumbness of "wer u thar???!1" argument is just too hilarious for that because of it's absurdity.

 

[Helton]

Why the fuck were you posting in a thread about virtual rocks?

 

[DraQ]

Why the fuck were you posting in a thread about virtual rocks?

Standard response #67:
I did it for lulz.

:wink:

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I thought it was:

Standard response #23:
Because I was fucking bored.

 

[Hümmelgümpf]

http://nwn2forums.bioware.com/forums/vi ... &forum=121

HI,
ok now i finished Act I ... awesome game like OC.

Then this Spirit eatin crap turned up .

Explored Shadow Realm in the Theatre , then went to see
the Woodsman.

Saw many Theltor Ghosts , couldnt eat em ..

Power was goin down , i played on ... somewhere must
be somethin eatable.

...

Came to Fireplace.
Ah .. something transparent to eat !

Oh no .. he cant be eaten ... and nfc how to
extinguish fire.

...

ok , move to somethin else ... and DEAD.

What crap.
I dont play RPGs to get a friggin Time Limit.

Totally annoyed by the Game after an AWESOME start.

Awesome Story ... but that Spirit drain crap
you can keep.
Will look now if any Cheat can get rid of that thing.

Open the console with the ~ key.

debugmode 1

rs ka_se_terminate

If you want to turn it back on, make sure debugmode is on and use this:

rs ka_se_init

Thanks a lot.

That eating thing is a cool Idea, without the Meter tickin down.

Its a ***in RPG , not an HurryineedsomethintoEat shooter style game.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

I've currently got full craving and I'm stuck at about 55 or so in the Spirit Meter. I can't go above that because of the 5 minute limit on Devour Spirit - by the time I can use it, my spirit level has gone down to about 30 or something and devouring a spirit returns it to 55. So it's annoying, not being able to get to 100. But it's not unplayable. These fags should stop whining.

 

[Hellraiser]

I'm in act 3 and suppress has worked fine I never went down below 45 and I manage to have around 70 on average. Since my craving is as low as possible I can easily afford not to worry about runnign out.

Plus those idiots forgot that they have the "provoke spirits" skill which makes neutral spirits hostile (allowing swift consumption) and suppression works near all spirits both hostile and neutral/friendly.

You have to be downright stupid to die out of spirit hunger.

 

[Balor]

Well, wise thing is to 'keep a low profile' untill you get your hands on 'spirit gorge' and 'devour soul'.
And then 'unleash your hunger'!!(111).

 

[Balor]

I'm in act 3 and suppress has worked fine I never went down below 45 and I manage to have around 70 on average. Since my craving is as low as possible I can easily afford not to worry about runnign out.

Plus those idiots forgot that they have the "provoke spirits" skill which makes neutral spirits hostile (allowing swift consumption) and suppression works near all spirits both hostile and neutral/friendly.

You have to be downright stupid to die out of spirit hunger.

Yea, playing as 'lawful' (and/or good) character is uber easy, especially once you get 'Eternal rest'.
Full craving do give you a lot of combat bonuses and, I suppose, some new dialogue options.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

When you showed a small sing of intelligence the modorators paniced because it's something that is unknown for them and the TESF forum - "if you don't know what it is, it's better to destroy it".

Fuck, but I was showing signs of intelligence much earlier - why so late?
<--sad smiley to draw attention to intarnet!1 drama

Still, I'm not even pissed off - being banned because of noticing inherent dumbness of "wer u thar???!1" argument is just too hilarious for that because of it's absurdity.

I'll miss your scathing posts

 

[aweigh]

Remember that you can feed of elementals your own party summons. You can get mad points if you summon a few elementals for a fight with spirit entities and then just stand in the middle and suck 'em all dry, Ghostbusters-style.

 

[DraQ]

When you showed a small sing of intelligence the modorators paniced because it's something that is unknown for them and the TESF forum - "if you don't know what it is, it's better to destroy it".

Fuck, but I was showing signs of intelligence much earlier - why so late?
<--sad smiley to draw attention to intarnet!1 drama

Still, I'm not even pissed off - being banned because of noticing inherent dumbness of "wer u thar???!1" argument is just too hilarious for that because of it's absurdity.

I'll miss your scathing posts

And I'll miss writing them, though, truth to be said, there is no shortage of bashable stupids on the internet.

The thing I'll miss the most is discussions with this dozen or so TESFers who are not halfwits, but happen to not be registered on the Codex. Bonking brains together about ideas that should (but won't) make it to the TES V or FO3, as well as discussing various lore related issues were things I enjoyed and will miss.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

HI EVERYONE!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

What was that link to LARPing where you could "play" 300 roles in oblibion?

It was somewhere in this thread (I think) but this is a big place to look.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

HI EVERYONE!

VICTOLY, VICTOLY WITHIN THE UKRAIN

 

[DraQ]

It does hurt a bit, however, when I see the thread in the Oblivion section, with so wonderfully misleading topic:

What did you do in Tamriel today?

But cannot sow the confusion and reap the lulz by writing about Morrowind or Daggerfall (Tamriel is Tamriel, after all) anymore.

What was that link to LARPing where you could "play" 300 roles in oblibion?

It was somewhere in this thread (I think) but this is a big place to look.

This guide?
I suggest shielding your brain with a bit of alcohol before clicking.

 

[DraQ]

This thread is ripe for harvest:
crap RP'ing ideas....

Quick, somone with active TESF account post this link there!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

This guide?
I suggest shielding your brain with a bit of alcohol before clicking.

Thats the one DraQ, a milion thanks. And don't worry, I won't read it - But I will make other people read it :twisted:

 

[Ahzaruuk]

This thread is ripe for harvest:
crap RP'ing ideas....

Quick, somone with active TESF account post this link there!

Did I not value my TESF account so (I'm active in the OB Mod and CD, y'lknow?) I might have done it.

Alas...my Master rank proves too valuable to my e-penis.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

lrn2growballs

 

[OccupatedVoid]

lulz

 

[Ahzaruuk]

lulz

Heh, nice.