NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[EnthalpyFlow]

Was Techno Viking ever identified?

Zep--

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Techno_Viking

No. Would have sufficed.

Zep--

https://lmgtfy.com/

You've gone through a lot of trouble to say "no".

You autisically screaming or some shit?

Zep--

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=no

 

[Tehdagah]

 

[Drew]

zep--

 

[Baron Dupek]

It's not only in the front running as the Worst Game Ever, it also pulls random dance moves at you.

(Warning: Video contains nudity.)

I unsubbed their channel because watching indie garbage designed for clicks'n'views with unpolished physics and else was not funny anymore (if it was here in the first place).
Their videos from retail products on the other hand - here where real fun.

pity that Death2Spies3 can't deal with nuHitman anymore

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I get where you're coming from, their shtick is getting pretty stale.

Not only are they constantly begging for Patreon money, they have a really hard time finding a title to "break" that people in general actually know about.

 

[pippin]

 

[LESS T_T]

Game developers Quake Tournament is coming this week: https://www.pcgamesn.com/quake/battleborn-overwatch-quakeworld-developer-tournament-dice

At DICE 2017, London-based eSports organisers FaceIt are hosting their second annual QuakeWorld tournament. Assuming they get drawn together, Battleborn’s Randy Pitchford could finally have his chance to do what he’s probably wanted since May last year and kill Overwatch’s Jeff Kaplan - even if only in Quake.

Here’s the full list of players:

• Jeffrey Kaplan - Blizzard
• Randy Pitchford - Gearbox
• Tim Willits - id Software
• Ted Price - Insomniac Games
• Sean Dunn - Sparkypants
• Feargus Urquhart - Obsidian
• Min Kim - Bonfire Studios
• Shekhar Dhupelia - Wargaming
• Leo Olebe - Facebook
• Matt Firor - ZeniMax
• David Wood - Bandai Namco
• Niccolo Maisto - FaceIt
• Sheloman Byrd - Tencent
• Kate Edwards - IGDA
• Patrick Hudson - Robot Entertainment
• Steve Ellmore - Disbelief

Each will compete in a series of 1v1 tournament matches in QuakeWorld, an update to id Software's seminal 1996 shooter, Quake. QuakeWorld enhanced Quake's multiplayer features, enabling it to take advantage of the first decent internet connections and positioning it as perhaps the first truly online shooter.

The tournament will kick off on DICE’s main stage with the opening rounds on Wednesday, February 22. A winner will be crowned on Thursday, with the semis and final scheduled to take place from 3pm Pacific (11pm UK time). You can watch the livestream on FaceIt’s Twitch channel here.

Go Fragus!

 

[Infinitron]

lol he's gonna get creamed

 

[thesoup]

Will there be videos of the matches?

 

[LESS T_T]

Here are the brackets: https://dice.faceit.com/

Fragus will face with Patrick Hudson, CEO of Robot Entertainment.

 

[Thane Solus]

everytime i hear about e-sports i wanna throw up....

 

[catfood]

Are video games art or sports?

 

[racofer]

Are video games art or sports?

Art.

 

[Infinitron]

Oh hey, Feargus played last year too...and got knocked out by Pitchford in the second round: https://dice.faceit.com/2016-edition/

 

[Murk]

I like how the only woman on that list of "game devs" is a person whose job is to be offended at things

 

[dunno lah]

What laaaaaaa. No oremorj

 

[Infinitron]

 

[racofer]

Man...

 

[Unkillable Cat]

If they'd make that Quakedev tournament into a Thunderdome-esque match that emphasizes the "two men enter, one man leaves!" part, I'd pay money to watch it.

Also, if you're wondering why there's a toaster in that Porsche - check the guy's other videos.

 

[Perkel]

Twitch plays Dark Souls with Porshe911 as input device.

 

[Jarpie]

Worth a Buy shitting on modern first person shooters, talks a lot of good stuff about how AI and gameplay in modern games are fucking shit.

 

[sullynathan]

worth a buy is retarded

 

[Jarpie]

worth a buy is retarded

Only video I've watched from him but he is right about AI and gameplay being utter shit in modern shooters.

 

[sullynathan]

Only video I've watched from him but he is right about AI and gameplay being utter shit in modern shooters.

Mack like many codexers is retarded and doesn't know to play console games with a controller. I don't give a shit if he made one decent video.

did this guy just say that for honor is a button masher but jedi knight is not? lmao.

 

[pippin]