NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[lightbane]

Hey guys, remember these epic "If Doom was made today" videos? You would have thought that with the appearance of Nu-Doom, it would be referenced and perhaps mocked by its flaws and pretentiousness (ie: Regenerating grenades, no regeneration but instead instant health by fatality and few supplies, blurry graphics, etc), no? Sadly, that's not the case.

 

[Darth Roxor]

"One of the best first-person shooters in recent years, if not ever"?

Seriously?

 

[LESS T_T]

Get ready for latest computer game based on D&D!

Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons® idle clicker game.

Idle Champions challenges players to assemble a party of Champions and master the art of Formation Strategy. Players unlock new heroes, upgrade them to reveal special abilities, and collect epic gear. The key to glory is learning how to combine Champion abilities to defeat an onslaught of powerful monsters.

Key Features:

• Unlock Renowned Champions

Collect renowned Champions from the world of Dungeons & Dragons, including fan-favourites from the Force Grey series. Unlock more Champions and gear to add to your party in limited-time events.

• Formation Strategy

Mastering the position of each Champion to maximize their special abilities is the key to completing each adventure. Each Champion's abilities and gear requires careful thought to create the best combination. Only the most powerful formations will defeat the waves of Dungeons & Dragons monsters.

• Explore the Forgotten Realms

Take your Champions on a journey through the Sword Coast. Players will be able to explore familiar locations within Forgotten Realms as they tackle each adventure. The game will be updated with new official Dungeons & Dragons adventures, starting with The Tomb of Annihilation.

• Regular Events

The game is updated regularly with limited-time events. Completing events unlocks new Champions and gear to add to the player's collection.

 

[Dayyālu]

"One of the best first-person shooters in recent years, if not ever"?

Seriously?

Hey guys, remember these epic "If Doom was made today" videos?

For contemporary standards, NuDoom is a very good shooter. Probably the best one in the last... dunnow, long long time. It has problems (design gets repetitive, numbers of enemies, map editor, MP) , but it's neither CoD, NuWolfestein or Strafe. It's pretty much Brutal Doom HD.

Again, in the land of the blind..... the one eyed man is king.

 

[Darth Roxor]

"One of the best first-person shooters in recent years, if not ever"?

Seriously?

Hey guys, remember these epic "If Doom was made today" videos?

For contemporary standards, NuDoom is a very good shooter. Probably the best one in the last... dunnow, long long time. It has problems (design gets repetitive, numbers of enemies, map editor, MP) , but it's neither CoD, NuWolfestein or Strafe. It's pretty much Brutal Doom HD.

Again, in the land of the blind..... the one eyed man is king.

IF NOT EVER?

 

[FeelTheRads]

Get ready for latest computer game based on D&D!

I was about to say that it's yet another trailer that doesn't show any gameplay, but then I realized it's the most accurate trailer ever.

 

[Raghar]

Denuvo is a Protector.
Denuvo is the greatest means so far to protect the developer's intelligence rights (the game and access to it) from being stolen by scums who identify themselves as "pirates". Denuvo on many (most) occasion has been defeated by crackers, ranging from 1 week it took to crack Resident Evil 7, to 7 months that Dishonoured 2 is still holding its ground against the unpleasant social elements. Denuvo helps to ensure that games are sold in larger quantities and that the families of developers actually get fed by the developer, who does not lose money to potential piracy. Denuvo, alas, is a must in modern society and by supporting it you support the upright things the humanity stands for.
I ardently hope they follow their practices from previous games with updated protective measures.

There is discussion about Dishonored 2 on steam forums, thread with caution.

 

[Gerrard]

"Intelligence rights"

The rights he doesn't have.

 

[*-*/\--/\~]

That Gaydar dude is just disgusting.

 

[LESS T_T]

Check out newest immersive sim here. Warren Sepctor's dream of one block house RPG has finally realized:





http://gamejolt.com/games/eekgames/239616

 

[ManjuShri]

 

[pippin]

"Intelligence rights"

The rights he doesn't have.

In the future, all physical work will be replaced by machines and the only work available for humans will be renting their brains. You will plug into a system which will allow you to watch ads 24/7. You will earn your salary by filling surveys, figuring out your 1.000.000 visitor prize and dating hot milfs in your area.

Check out newest immersive sim here. Warren Sepctor's dream of one block house RPG has finally realized:





http://gamejolt.com/games/eekgames/239616

Looks like a lousy sexvilla mod.

 

[imweasel]

No way Gaider is only 40. Must have been the birthday party of one of his pals.

 

[Roguey]

Poor Dave inherited some awful genetics to go bald in his early 20s. He never had a chance.

 

[Outlander]

 

[Mr. Pink]

valve just doesn't give a shit anymore

 

[Archibald]

I wonder how much of it was done so that it could run on multiple platforms efficiently.

 

[Fedora Master]

And here I was, thinking Bioware were the only company that manages to regress on all levels.
Out of morbid curiosity, of the game's size how much is wasted on hat models? Half?

 

[Hoaxmetal]

I wonder how much of it was done so that it could run on multiple platforms efficiently.

Valve never gave a shit about the console versions, they reduced overall quality so they could keep adding shitty high-poly skins and effects to the game and sell them.

 

[LESS T_T]

Well, it seems like now Steam isn't reluctant about near-porn games anymore. All that is PC gaming, for better or worse:

(NSFW)

Spoiler

 

[Jaedar]

Well, it seems like now Steam isn't reluctant about near-porn games anymore. All that is PC gaming, for better or worse:

(NSFW)

Spoiler

Sengoku Rance when?

 

[Raghar]

Forums of Dishonored 2 expansion are currently filled by two topics. Denuvo kills. Is Feminism healthy for this game? Basically it's very rare occasion that Steam subforum turned into codex for few days.

 

[markec]

http://www.siliconera.com/2017/06/2...et-players-smell-girls-get-splashed-sense-vr/

Dead or Alive Xtreme Sense Will Let Players Smell Girls And Get Splashed In “Sense VR”
By Sato . June 28, 2017 . 2:00am



This summer, Koei Tecmo is offering a new VR experience as part of an amusement facility called “VR Sense” that aims to bring current and new titles with a VR twist.

Famitsu reports that Dead or Alive Xtreme is being added as one of the titles for VR Sense to go with the recently announced Super Sengoku Coaster that will also be at the event.

As for Dead or Alive Xtreme Sense, it’ll players hang out with the heroines and actually “smell” them through a scent function that is being added to the VR machine. There’s also a misting function that will allow players to get a feel for the water that gets splashed in the VR experience.



Guests will get to check out the VR titles using machines as shown in the above image. More details for the event will be revealed on a later date.

Dead or Alive Xtreme Sense will be available to check out sometime this summer at VR Sense.

 

[Tehdagah]

They must smell like heaven.

 

[Mr. Pink]

http://www.siliconera.com/2017/06/2...et-players-smell-girls-get-splashed-sense-vr/

Dead or Alive Xtreme Sense Will Let Players Smell Girls And Get Splashed In “Sense VR”

07/02/2019 - BREAKING NEWS - OTAKU GENOCIDE! 30 DEAD AFTER MAN REPLACES SMELL CHEMICALS WITH ZYKLON B. STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED.