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why the codex hates the caesar legion

They're a shitty bandit tribe, similar to Rome only in name, style and leader with over-inflated self worth and ego. Their whole singularity of purpose shit is nonsense too. Consider how Caesar talks about slave labour like it's a means to an end, but one of his trusted generals Vulpes Inculta absoluteley delights in not only suffering, but outright slaughter.

Caesar's grandiose talk is talk only. Shitty bandit tribe like the rest. House ending is best ending
 
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What Pulsating said. Legion is literally just post apocalyptic ISIS. But I bask in the ancap glory of the independent ending more than House.
 

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https://nypost.com/2018/07/23/pro-gamer-dumps-worlds-sexiest-weathergirl-for-more-call-of-duty/

Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’

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Struggling professional “Call of Duty player” Douglas “FaZe Censor” Martin dumped his weathergirl girlfriend Yanet Garcia to spend more time with video games.

Announcing the decision on YouTube, the 23-year-old revealed that he and Garcia, 26, had split up, saying “I don’t have time for a girlfriend.”

He went on to say that he needed to focus on playing “Call of Duty,” and would be playing the next iteration in the franchise, “Black Ops IV,” full-time while she was “doing that job over there.”

Garcia — known as “the world’s sexiest weathergirl” — grew her global legion of fans during the World Cup as she supported her native Mexico.

This included allowing two commentators to kick her famous butt “for good luck” before celebrating Mexico’s win over Germany in her trademark style.

Martin has struggled this year, missing out on the first stage of the “Call of Duty World League,” before signing up with a different team that had secured a place in Stage 2 to ensure he got there.

For her part, Garcia responded to the very public dumping with a tweet saying she was “heartbroken” before thanking fans for support and then sharing a new picture showing off her famous rear.

The former couple are huge social media stars. Garcia has 6.5 million followers on Instagram while Martin has 1.5 million. On YouTube, however, he has 2.5 million subscribers to her 480,000.

It seems the split was relatively amicable; they both still have each other’s channels set as featured on their own pages.
 

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"For her part, Garcia responded to the very public dumping with a tweet saying she was “heartbroken” before thanking fans for support and then sharing a new picture showing off her famous rear."

She a hoe. Thank god he dumped her.
 

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
I mean she's Mexican and a women. She's basically property. He should've just explained that to her in a stirnerian sense and she could've let him have his CoD time.

Anyway, she's probably insane though and he probably has other reasons.
 

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He was like: "Sorry, babe. Duty calls!"

Being hot, having an army of pathetic cuck fans worshipping her and ready to drink her piss... and she got dumped over a call of duty game. Hahahahaha. I hope her self esteem is in shreds.
 

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