NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Puukko]

From what I understand, Danganronpa "fandom" (shoot me for using that word) is a real tranny hive. Should put that last on the right.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

Never played any of those.

 

[Caim]

Never played any of those.

From left to right:

- Metal Gear Rising: Revengance. Edgy cyborg cuts up other cyborgs. Renowned for its rather fancy ability to aim your cuts, a bangin' soundtrack and insane boss fights including a guy who unironically talks about memes and the greatest politician in gaming.
- Final Fantasy VII. Turn-based RPG starring spiky haired ecoterrorists and some of the best triangular titties you could find on the PS1.
- Ace Atorney. Adventure/visual novel starring a defense attorney who way oversteps his bounds when it comes to investigating crime, and also surrounds himself with questionably-aged girls. The source of the OBJECTION meme.
- Danganronpa. Visual novel where a dozen or so schoolkids are locked in a school where they will either spend the rest of their lives or murder one of their fellows and get away with it. The kids can vote on who did it: if they choose right the murderer is executed in a very messy and gruesome fashion, but if they get it wrong the murderer goes free and the rest gets killed.
- Nier Automata. Action game and sequel to the Drakengard series starring a blindfolded robot with a nice ass, who is sent to Earth to take it back for the glory of humanity. Directed by Yoko Taro, who is a fan of mindfuck plots and wearing this mask in public:

Yakuza: A several games long brawler series starring Kazuma Kiryu, a stone-faced man who beats up punks and goons with whatever he can get his hands on. When facing another stone-faced man they rip their shirts off to show off their elaborate back tattoos, then have a boss fight. Infamous for having its serious crime drama intercut with insane bullshit. Imagine a Scorsese movie co-written by 4chan. Because there's eight games in the main series alone and a single game can cost you 20-30 hours, playing through will take a LONG time and should not be done in one sitting. Some Codexers love this series.
Persona: Spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series of dungeon crawlers, the Persona series features a bunch of high schoolers who need to balance school life, social life and fighting monsters in a shadow world parallel to our own. The fourth game has a repuation for being endlessly pushed, to the point where its music and a costume of the main character are in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. Easily the most anime of the bunch, whih is why it's at the end of the pipeline.

There, I have saved you hundreds of hours of weeb shit and hundreds of dollars worth of games. You're welcome.

 

[pakoito]

Welp, we lost Caim What a shame.

 

[Xelocix]

 

[Frank Capicoli]

 

[Gerrard]

Marie Rose is one of those cases of "let's draw a 12 year old and say she's 18 so that we can put her in fetish outfits without getting arrested"

I feel the rating alone is not enough to convey this, so let me be a bit more verbose: You are fucking retarded.

 

[Hag]

 

[lightbane]

I found something hard to describe, must be watched or played at least once:

 

[Gerrard]

Apparently the Land of Lions DLC for Anno 1800 has more complex quests than most "RPGs" released in the past decade.

 

[Baron Dupek]

this is probably out of bounds or an LOD'd out area or something

Spoiler

But no, the Imperial City is the central hub of Oblivion.

 

[Mikeal]

 

[JarlFrank]

I found something hard to describe, must be watched or played at least once:

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Sukhāvatī]

https://scd.sk/clanky/playable-engl...lovak-digital-games-from-the-late-80s-period/

Playable English Localizations of Slovak Digital Games From the Late 80s Period

English translations of early Slovak digital games from the late 80s period, created in cooperation with Slovak Game Developers Association by Stanislav Hrda, Slavomír Labský, Marián Kabát, Darren Chastney and Maroš Brojo.

List of games:

Fuksoft (1987, Sybilasoft)
La Dame de Monsoreau (1987, IKO a RGSoft)
Perfect Murder (1987, Ultrasoft)
Pepsi Cola (1987, Miami-Soft)
Super Discus (1987, Sibylasoft)
The Stig 4 (1987, Antok Software)
Agent 99 (1988, Alkoholsoft)
Perfect Murder 2: Bukapao (1988, Ultrasoft)
Satochin (1988, Sybilasoft)
Kewin 2 (1989, Kamasoft)

 

[markec]

 

[Xelocix]

 

[Pathfinder: Kingmaker]

 

[lightbane]

Quite creative.

 

[Baron Dupek]

 

[Perkel]

Marie Rose is one of those cases of "let's draw a 12 year old and say she's 18 so that we can put her in fetish outfits without getting arrested". Compare the two, and note that Marie Rose (the blonde) is supposed to be the older of the two:At least Xiangling looks like she's 14.

I don't think you noticed but both don't look like humans to begin with.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

 

[Abu Antar]

Star Wars everywhere. Fallen Order 2 by Respawn, FPS by Respawn, strategy game by Bitreactor, a newly formed studio.
https://www.ea.com/news/electronic-...l&cid=72725&ts=1643121431922&isLocalized=true

January 25, 2022 – Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ:EA) and Lucasfilm Games  are joining forces to continue delivering all-new, world-class gaming experiences set within the beloved Star Wars galaxy.

Respawn Entertainment, best known for their work on Apex Legends™, Titanfall™ and Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order™, is leading the development and production of these new projects.  Vince Zampella, Group GM and Founder of Respawn, will oversee this new phase of EA's relationship with Lucasfilm, building on Respawn's award-winning history in game development and expertise in telling compelling Star Wars stories.

Game Director Stig Asmussen and his team at the studio are already working on the next game in the action adventure Star Wars Jedi series, and are joined by two new teams working to deliver additional unique Star Wars gameplay experiences across multiple genres. Leading the development of Respawn's all-new Star Wars first-person shooter game is Peter Hirschmann, Game Director at Respawn, who has a long and accomplished history with the Star Wars franchise. The third title is a Star Wars strategy game developed through a production collaboration with the newly formed studio Bit Reactor, helmed by games industry veteran Greg Foerstch. Respawn will produce the new Star Wars strategy game while Bit Reactor leads on the development of the title.

"We are excited to continue working with the superbly talented developers at Respawn," said Douglas Reilly, VP, Lucasfilm Games. "They have demonstrated excellence in telling epic Star Wars stories along with best-in-class gameplay across different genres and we are looking forward to bringing more amazing experiences to the galaxy far, far away."

"Building on the previous successes of our EA relationship, this new collaboration highlights the trust and mutual respect shared between the world-class teams at EA, Respawn and Lucasfilm Games," said Sean Shoptaw, SVP, Walt Disney Games. "Fostered by the expertise and passion within each team, we will create thrilling original games for diverse audiences across the Star Wars galaxy."

"Working with Lucasfilm Games on a new FPS in the Star Wars galaxy is a dream come true for me, as this is a story I have always wanted to tell," said Peter Hirschmann, game director at Respawn. Peter previously worked as VP of development at LucasArts, and was executive producer on the original Star Wars Battlefront games. Hirschmann and the team at Respawn have just begun work on the title.

 

[Gerrard]

https://files.catbox.moe/hj6495.mp4

WTF I love Tencent now?

E: If you can't view the catbox link then maybe you should get better internet

 

[The Fish]