NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Baron Dupek]

This is bad day to quit the glue

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[karoliner]

 

[Halfling Rodeo]

 

[Baron Dupek]

welcome back to 2008

WOOO! CANT WAIT TO GET MY RINGTONE, WALLPAPER, AND A GAME!

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Caim]

Call Todd Howard and explain that your wife had Skyrim taken away from her.

Within the day the laptop will be delivered to your doorstep and both the police station and the "friend's" house will be smoking craters.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...ice_have_seized_my_wifes_laptop_after_one_of/

 

[JarlFrank]

If you're wondering how the police can legitimately take away someone's PC because of game mods... they live in the UK.

 

[Arthandas]

 

[Halfling Rodeo]

welcome back to 2008

WOOO! CANT WAIT TO GET MY RINGTONE, WALLPAPER, AND A GAME!

It's a shame how many of these early mobile games aren't preserved. Most aren't even remembered and it's barely discussed online. I'd like to discover Nokiacore RPGs and see what they did on such a small screen.

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Depends on which police grabbed the laptop and how many nude kids mods are installed. I wonder how many dicks this 'wife' has.

If you're wondering how the police can legitimately take away someone's PC because of game mods... they live in the UK.

If someone discovered you had a bunch of weird sex mods in your game the police would likely have to investigate a report depending on how it was worded. A wolf raping you in skyrim is pretty fucking up and would be questionable under many bestiality laws nation wide.

 

[NecroLord]

Yeah, dude,but where's the ritual sacrifice and other vile stuff?

 

[Baron Dupek]

 

[Caim]

Turning sound into a video game is some real wizard shit.

 

[Halfling Rodeo]

Turning sound into a video game is some real wizard shit.

There was a proof of concept at a hacker convention of using sound to steal data off of a computer but it was so insanely slow it wasn't worth the effort. If you have access to the devices you already have ways to access it directly in faster methods.

 

[Halfling Rodeo]

One of Games Workshop's biggest designers discusses how the Chaos Dwarf army got designed. Funny as fuck and relevant to Total Warhammer's best faction. Hat dwarves

 

[cpmartins]

Turning sound into a video game is some real wizard shit.

My first computer stored all its programs on cassete tapes. If you wanted a pirate copy, all you had to do was copy the tape. You had to play the tape and pray you didn't get an S/N Error(syntax error). Good times.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

HUGE Redline (2009) vibes coming from this video. :D

 

[Sukhāvatī]

Turning sound into a video game is some real wizard shit.

My first computer stored all its programs on cassete tapes. If you wanted a pirate copy, all you had to do was copy the tape. You had to play the tape and pray you didn't get an S/N Error(syntax error). Good times.

There was a TV program in the 80s here that during the credits would *KRSHZZZZSHSHS* which you were meant to record on cassette, and then play the transmitted game on your computer.

 

[Black]

 

[Arthandas]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[NecroLord]

 

[Monk]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

The video title isn't exaggerating, this is easily on par with Portal 1 & 2... and yet I could only spot one new gameplay element (light refraction cubes with in-built portals, meaning the beam would travel from one cube to the other), otherwise it's just new characters and exposition.

The few interesting bits

# This one takes place just before the events of Portal 2.

# You control an unnamed (female) test subject (or possibly Chell in an interquel adventure) revived by a maintenance AI core named Stirling, who's looking to restore the facility because the central core is offline.

# To achieve this, Stirling wants the test subject to activate the Spire, a 2nd-generation teleportation technology (after the Borealis) that "swaps out" two places entirely, and effectively ignores the dimensional planes of existence.

# Something goes Wrong, and the test subject is sent to the bottom of the facility.

# There she activates an AI core and makes a horrific discovery - the AI cores are made from mind backups of real humans (think SOMA).

# The Aperture facility is located in upper Michigan.

# Aperture Science, who normally have no qualms, issues or morals with exploring science and technology fields, decided to abandon and shut down the Spire.

# Caroline had her personality scanned and turned into GLaDOS against her will.

# After GLaDOS wiped out the human staff (and then GLaDOS's subsequent shutdown) no one came to investigate. Not even Black Mesa. Why?

# When Stirling and the activated AI core from below finally meet one another, is the only funny part of the writing.

# It ends on a cliffhanger, but a post-credit sequence reveals more.

If you like solving Portal puzzles, get the mod and play for yourselves. The rest of us can make do with the video.