NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Unkillable Cat]

HUGE Redline (2009) vibes coming from this video. :D

 

[Sukhāvatī]

Turning sound into a video game is some real wizard shit.

My first computer stored all its programs on cassete tapes. If you wanted a pirate copy, all you had to do was copy the tape. You had to play the tape and pray you didn't get an S/N Error(syntax error). Good times.

There was a TV program in the 80s here that during the credits would *KRSHZZZZSHSHS* which you were meant to record on cassette, and then play the transmitted game on your computer.

 

[Black]

 

[Arthandas]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[NecroLord]

 

[Monk]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

The video title isn't exaggerating, this is easily on par with Portal 1 & 2... and yet I could only spot one new gameplay element (light refraction cubes with in-built portals, meaning the beam would travel from one cube to the other), otherwise it's just new characters and exposition.

The few interesting bits

# This one takes place just before the events of Portal 2.

# You control an unnamed (female) test subject (or possibly Chell in an interquel adventure) revived by a maintenance AI core named Stirling, who's looking to restore the facility because the central core is offline.

# To achieve this, Stirling wants the test subject to activate the Spire, a 2nd-generation teleportation technology (after the Borealis) that "swaps out" two places entirely, and effectively ignores the dimensional planes of existence.

# Something goes Wrong, and the test subject is sent to the bottom of the facility.

# There she activates an AI core and makes a horrific discovery - the AI cores are made from mind backups of real humans (think SOMA).

# The Aperture facility is located in upper Michigan.

# Aperture Science, who normally have no qualms, issues or morals with exploring science and technology fields, decided to abandon and shut down the Spire.

# Caroline had her personality scanned and turned into GLaDOS against her will.

# After GLaDOS wiped out the human staff (and then GLaDOS's subsequent shutdown) no one came to investigate. Not even Black Mesa. Why?

# When Stirling and the activated AI core from below finally meet one another, is the only funny part of the writing.

# It ends on a cliffhanger, but a post-credit sequence reveals more.

If you like solving Portal puzzles, get the mod and play for yourselves. The rest of us can make do with the video.

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Infinitron]

 

[La vie sexuelle]

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[NecroLord]

Yeeeah, man, that 90s Unreal-esque soundtrack from Sega and Dan Gardopee...

 

[Darth Roxor]

That is really impressive.

 

[Puukko]

 

[dbx]

That looks exactly like Crusader: No Remorse ( or Crusader: No Regret)

EDIT: lol, read the dedscription and he did use Crusader art assets

 

[ds]

 

[Infinitron]

What if Astartes but about NCR's capture of HELIOS One?

(okay, it's nowhere near Astartes but still cool)

The action begins:

Is it over for the NCR bros?

Second wave:

When all else fails:

Getting tactical

I'm not sure those jetpacks are canon.

NCR BERSERKERS. Yeah that's definitely not canon.

Entire series is just nonsense.

The nonsense continues:

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Yeeeah, man, that 90s Unreal-esque soundtrack from Sega and Dan Gardopee...

Yo that is some good shit

 

[Darth Roxor]

vindicated at last

 

[Modron]

vindicated at last

This meme is a great litmus test, take a closer look at the angles which both eyes see for predator and prey.

 

[Darth Roxor]

sorry i dont listen to rabbits

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]