NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

But it wasn't really a trouble account... I only came close to spamming/trolling in The Angel Tears, and they're so stupid they probably wouldn't notice.

 

[KreideBein]

Well, by trouble account I pretty much meant that the account was made by a blacklisted individual. But I'm not going to deny that aside from the fact that you've been banned before, there was no reason for them to ban you.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Hm. Well, they don't seem to actually need proof, particularly if said account is hatin' their Oblivonions anyway. A pity, I was looking forward to roofling at Sij'rath and announcing that whatshisname was DEAD.

 

[KreideBein]

"Proof is for the weak." - Summer

Yes, they don't exactly have the highest integrity over there. The only way I can think of that they could actually prove that it was you is if they did an IP check, but that assumes that you were posting from the same IP as before.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I have a dynamic IP. :\

 

[KreideBein]

I guess they've completely forgone proof, then.

Also, I suppose it would be appropriate to add Volourn Honourblade to my RIP list in my sig over there.

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

This Aravy Sarayn is the king of morons. Holy shit is he an atrocious speller.

It feels as if you're aligning a rubix cube when you're reading his garbage:

Bio: an powerfull necromancer he can summon undeads to help him he always think on the mage guild he got kicked out of and he search revenge but he cannnot defeat the whole mage guild.. he needs the tear

I'm over there now trying to re-enact Deliverance

 

[Jasede]

CJ, tell me you are making this up. Please tell me you're making this up, especially your signature.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

It's all true. Go and look.

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

CJ, tell me you are making this up. Please tell me you're making this up, especially your signature.

If you cannot understand all of this, perhaps you should just goed away.

 

[Vault Dweller]

 

[Jasede]

wtf why are you so stupid??? i have asken inocent queshion and u don ot anwer?! i aren't stupid!!!

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=605844

Salute!

 

[Vault Dweller]

He rose to the head of all the guilds, which should easily tell you the kind of cold determination he possessed.

 

[KreideBein]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=605844

Salute!

That thread=pure awesome.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I mean it obviously doesnt seem like the thread starter is lying.

Astute.

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

I mean it obviously doesnt seem like the thread starter is lying.

Astute.

Haha.

I am just saying I wouldnt necesarily trust that an online friend died if I had never met him before. Just hear me out because I am not insulting him, but I am in the middle plus I guess I never really new the guy, it is terrible and sad if he died. At the same time if he didnt and someone found out, they'd be downright humiliated for believing it. RIP though, I saw some of his posts but never exactly new him...so I am sure if he was a really good guy he wouldnt do something to fool people.

Huh?! Middle of what?

He was fairly serious (almost in a Fonger manner)

What the fuck?

 

[KreideBein]

Those people are fucking clueless. I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. :D

 

[Vipera]

I don't know guys, that's kind of pushing it. Not nearly subtle enough.

He was fairly serious (almost in a Fonger manner)

What the fuck?

Search for him in the ESF member list.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

He rose to the head of all the guilds, which should easily tell you the kind of cold determination he possessed

Oh. My. GOD.

I'm going to die of laughter one of these days.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Dammit, I'm banned again. Vocal Minority this time.
I'm beginning to have a sneaking suspicion that we have a mole.

 

[KreideBein]

Dammit, I'm banned again. Vocal Minority this time.
I'm beginning to have a sneaking suspicion that we have a mole.

Considering that you didn't tell anyone (to my knowledge) who you were, the must have just assumed from your posts. You have to admit that you weren't exactly making it not obvious who you were with those posts in the Nick thread. :D Just make another alt and be a little less obvious next time.

And speaking of the Nick thread, some dumbfuck moderator deleted the thread. I guess it was only a matter of time. That had to be the funniest thread on those forums in, well, ever. Kudos to CJ for thinking it up.

 

[Vipera]

He did many things in His life, and accomplished just as many, but by far His greatest accomplishment was the defense of Oblivion. It's like with Bill Gates - should we focus on random accomplishments of his, or should we focus on his creation of Windows? The answer seems obvious.

Nick was by far the greatest thing to happen to the Oblivion community. Far too many people here, prior to His Coming, were negative about Oblivion and complained about it perpetually. Then, when Nick came, order and law were laid, and the community was at rest. All the detractors of Oblivion met an end at the hands of Nick, though He was merciful in His judgement. When He left us, a gaping hole was established in the community. Only His presence could ever fill that hole... and now He is gone.

Nick, we all hope that You are in a better place now.

Interesting touch.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Dammit, I'm banned again. Vocal Minority this time.
I'm beginning to have a sneaking suspicion that we have a mole.

I knew it was you because you had "Stoppping that Poisen" in your User.

They also deleted the thread about Nick's death.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Bah, those aren't valid reasons to ban someone unless you're on the lookout for a re-registered KOS user...
...which they were....
...Fuck it, I'm just going to start making theme accounts.