NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Ahzaruuk]

He needs to find Wizard of Oz and ask for a brain.

A warrior/theif?

 

[OccupatedVoid]

He needs to find Wizard of Oz and ask for a brain.

A warrior/theif?

LOL TAHTS ROELPALYIN!!!!1111

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Definition of Volourned.

 

[Twisted_Ferret]

:-o And here, after this guy wrote a good rewiew of oblivion, comes kreidebein with a allmost negatielvy aditude
no offence

 

[Limorkil]

I don't normally do this, but this one had me laughing:

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=606970&hl=

For those too lazy to link:

Post is : I think I screwd up, I think I killed the Countess of Leyawin

OP:
I think I killed her and now I cant seem to do the Sanguine quest where you have to pull the prank. Is it possible for me to have killed her? Isnt she an important character. I thought the game would just make her unconscious?

Reply:
I love it! No not that you messed up, but that it was actually possible for you to screw up a later quest. Few games like this incorporate consequences for one's actions! This isn't the only such quest that can be voided if people chose one action instead of another. IMHO It isn't a flaw it is great RPG game design.


Holy shit. Randomly kill quest NPC. Quest screwed. Choices. And Consequences.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

Someting sensitive this way comes...

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=608428

Although Frankie is acting the Victim for about the umpteenth time...

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I just reviewed that as a pay-for-download. Now it's not and my high standards seem foolish.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

I just reviewed that as a pay-for-download. Now it's not and my high standards seem foolish.

IIRC, It's only for the Christmas Season.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

The end of the universe is upon us. This ESF thread links to a Gamespot Nomination for Oblivion regarding 'Best Story'. I will cry myself to sleep tonight.

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=611846

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

"It's only bad when you play it more than once".
What exactly is this supposed to imply? That you won't be wracking your Oblivimind over the puzzlingly difficult-to-decipher popups the second time around, so you can focus on the inconsistencies in the riveting, fantabularious and complex dialogues?

 

[Lumpy]

Someting sensitive this way comes...

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=608428

Although Frankie is acting the Victim for about the umpteenth time...

Wow. Fucking wow...

Also, there seems to be a new Oblivion expansion in the works. One which allows you to explore the realm of the god of madness. Sounds interesting, certainly more than "OMG Hell is invading".
http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=611255

That sounds unbelievably boring. Bah, can't we get a real, somewhat epic expansion instead of this lunatic cheese?

And looking at his other posts, he isn't being sarcastic. Sad.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

You know what'd be good for Sheogorath's sphere? Really fucking with the game's features. Mudcrabs saying "I saw a Dunmer yesterday". Green Arrows pointing the wrong way. Randomly-appearing quest popups consisting entirely of the poem "Jabberwocky", backwards.

However, nobody at Bethesda has an ounce of imagination anymore, so we'll probably just get an upside-down lava place.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Don't forget to review it Jimbob! :D

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I might not have the stamina for a whole fifty hours of expansion.
Sorry, three.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Nice little argument going on here: http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=612522

 

[OccupatedVoid]

I might not have the stamina for a whole fifty hours of expansion.
Sorry, three.

Just do what IGN does. Play it for 2 hours, and base the review around that.

 

[KreideBein]

Looks like Lumpy is doing his duty. He posted a thread in the ESF CD with a link to the infamous Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivious Uncyclopedia article. Amazingly, quite a few people found it funny and there haven't been any "CODEKS SUKS COCK" responses yet. I wonder how long it'll be 'till the mods find it...

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Brilliant. Which of you Codexised that article? It was rather dull last time I checked.

 

[KreideBein]

I'm not sure. The article is pure genius, though. Which Codexers were intimately involved with the virtual war between the ESF and this place?

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

http://z8.invisionfree.com/Community_Di ... ntry205760

They unfunnied it.
EDIT: Wait, it was funnied again. Nevermind. Who added the DLC section? I put in the external links.

 

[Vault Dweller]

" Teh Codex. WARNING: DOES NOT SCALE TO YOUR LEVEL "

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Who added the DLC section?

Me.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

People in Lumpy's topic are removing all the funny. =( They deleted the Easter Eggs section.

 

[Romanian_Dude2005]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_%28emotion%29

this is why I love Wikipedia

Those in a state of rage usually experience extreme adrenaline rushes, which give them almost superhuman physical strength. A person in rage will also have the sensation that everything is happening in slow motion, due to their brain processing information at an accelerated rate. A person in a state of rage has lost much of his or her capacity for rational thought and reasoning, and is acting, usually violently, on his or her extreme anger.

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A person in rage also has dilated pupils and experiences tunnel vision. They often enter an intense state of focus on the source of their anger. The large amounts of blood, adrenaline, and oxygen in the blood will cause a person's extremities to shake. A person in rage will hyperventilate with powerful, quick breaths, to get more oxygen into his blood stream

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A person in a rage becomes temporarily incapable of coherent thought and temporarily loses their consciousness [citation needed]. A person sometimes thinks over and over in their mind, 'kill, kill,' or something similar, and they attack, with all their strength, the person or object causing their rage. Sometimes people black out, or forget what occurred during their rage.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Those in a state of rage usually experience extreme adrenaline rushes, which give them almost superhuman physical strength. A person in rage will also have the sensation that everything is happening in slow motion, due to their brain processing information at an accelerated rate.

I believe they're thinking of bullet time.