NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Vipera]

Perhaps in your land where social mores don't have any meaning it's perfectly fine, but for the rest of us, it's fucking loathsome.

Don't impugn the rest of us; most Floridians don't view the dolphin exhibit at SeaWorld as a hook-up center.

Damn straight. That's what public beaches are for.

 

[Top Hat]

What the hell is with the Elder Scrolls Forumers and sex?

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=624412

ESF member: "If you made a game called 'Shit in a Bucket', I'd buy it."
ES developeer: "Yes, we were thinking about that."
http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=623831

 

[Sovy Kurosei]

Ah, so now the Codex has the forum zoophile.

 

[Vipera]

Did you know zoophiles are in a pretty large ratio to the entire population?

 

[KreideBein]

Really now? I challenge you to present a reliable survey demonstrating that.

 

[Sovy Kurosei]

His survey must be of his family and neighbors.

 

[Vipera]

http://www.answers.com/topic/zoophilia? ... p:continue

 

[Jasede]

I hope you die. Desiring female dolphins is /utterly/ despicable.

What's your www.beastforum.com nick? [What a lovely forum to link your friends to!]

 

[Blahblah Talks]

Vipera...When exactly was it when you started liking Dolphins, again?

Back when I joined the ESF, I think.

Why won't they stop at ruining role playing games? They have to take our children as well?

 

[MF]

If you read it in a certain way, it's actually quite arousing.

 

[Vipera]

I hope you die. Desiring female dolphins is /utterly/ despicable.

What's your www.beastforum.com nick? [What a lovely forum to link your friends to!]

Nonexistent.

 

[no]

Grats to Vipera, the dullest thread of codex just got the nomination of being 'maybe not the dullest thread of codex'. It's always very entertaining to watch perverts trying to claim higher moral ground on other perverts.

 

[KreideBein]

http://www.answers.com/topic/zoophilia?method=26&initiator=answertip:continue

I said give me some reliable surveys that demonstrate that it's widespread. An article from Answers.com that doesn't even cite any fucking sources for its claim is not a reliable source. A reliable source would be multiple university and studies, along with various professional studies. And if you think that the fucking Kinsey reports are as such, then not only do you need to take a sociology class, you need to take a statistics class as well.

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

Would you mind if I added it to my photobucket?

Knock yourself out, its yours.

Are you attracted to male dolphins as well?

 

[Ahzaruuk]

Wow...

Apparently some people must not have heard the expression "Live and let live."

 

[Amasius]

All we need now is a dolphin costume for Major Blackhart.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

All we need now is a dolphin costume for Major Blackhart.

Go on...

 

[Data4]

Wow...

Apparently some people must not have heard the expression "Live and let live."

No, no... some things call for--nay, DEMAND endless mockery and ridicule. Dolphin fucking rides high on that list.

-D4

 

[Vipera]

Would you mind if I added it to my photobucket?

Knock yourself out, its yours.

Are you attracted to male dolphins as well?

I'm undecided at the moment.

 

[franc kaos]

Zoophiles tend to perceive differences between animals and human beings as less significant than others do. They often view animals as having positive traits (e.g. honesty) that humans often lack, and to feel that society's understanding of non-human sexuality is misinformed.[11] Although some feel guilty about their feelings and view them as a problem, others do not feel a need to be constrained by traditional standards in their private relationships.

Riker and Troi (she devolved into some water dwelling mammal in one episode), Belanna and Paris, Spock, half human/ half other species. I haven't yet heard anyone denouncing Star Trek as sick or depraved, yet they appear to have been promoting inter species relations since the sixties <shrug>.

Some people appear to have closer ties to their pets than they do to people; and whilst not proven yet, dolphins brains are indicative of some intelligence, they love to play, help humans in water and are especially conducive to good feelings in human children - probably that sonar shit

Some folks seem to take a personal view against anything outside the norm, labelling it sick or unnatural (as if propagating across the globe like a cancerous growth is somehow more natural)...

Whoa...

Gets off soapbox.

 

[SlavemasterT]

Animal fornicator.

 

[TheGreatGodPan]

http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php

There's lots of ridiculous stuff there, but for some reason I found this line funny:

You wouldn't or shouldn't have sex with a human who's an asshole. Why lower your standards for dogs?

Why indeed?

 

[Ahzaruuk]

Yes, it's a Gaia thread, but it's just too fucking hilarious to pass up.

Argument over wether Zelda is an RPG.

 

[Texas Red]

At first Vipera seems like a clever troll, but it is just amazing how much he knows about dolphin sexuality and this requires reconsideration.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

At first Vipera seems like a clever troll, but it is just amazing how much he knows about dolphin sexuality and this requires reconsideration.

He already explained he takes pride in sexual trivia...