NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[SCO]

I love how as soon as people prove themselves to be inclusive or thoughtful in one way, the social justice crowd begin baying for blood that the progressive, well-depicted, black, gay, female character isn't also fat, disabled and schizophrenic. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. Like the guy who makes the (terrible) webcomic Questionable Content; he introduced a character who's somewhat fat and self-conscious and had the other characters give her a confidence boost. Tumblr fat people screamed at him about her not being morbidly obese enough and therefore him being a terrible person who should kill himself (he has severe depression) until he stabbed himself. They're happy about this. Good job helping the cause, guys!

Not that it's not hilarious and entirely fair to see it happening to Gaider and his hideously offensive tokenistic pulp. You reap what you sow.

 

[evdk]

Do you have that pic on hand or are you actually reading Questionable Content?

 

[Crooked Bee]

 

[Zewp]

I'm going to assume that's Assassin's Creed 3?

On another forum I frequent I see even the retards who lapped those games up are complaining about 3.

 

[Angthoron]

Nice juxtaposition.

 

[Kane]

http://questionablecontent.net/comics/2323.png

i find it funny how all the people in this comic have all the worlds problems they wouldn't have if they weren't complete retarded spergs.

 

[Infinitron]

http://www.it-he.org/arx_diry.htm

Went to Arx. Went round trying out this new digital camera that the Noden gave me for Christmas.
Took some cool pictures of pigs exploding in slow motion.

Went home.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

So you're saying people should treat their mouse as a mastubatory aid?
Updated my bee.txt

Hmmm...a mouse with rumble function. You can sell it as a therapheutic tool to fight carpal tunnel.

I guess that's because the guy is an assassin and isn't supposed to attract attention (despite the bright white suit and the parkour). Not sure how it's on 3, but in the first game you'd get a synchronization penaty for each innocent you killed, until it became 0 and you had to restart the mission.

Do you have that pic on hand or are you actually reading Questionable Content?

Skateboarding Reading shit comics is not a crime!

 

[Angthoron]

Not a game, but a KWAn game show that is quite a WTF, I think they're really trying to pull ahead of Japan in terms of TV nonsense bullshits:

 

[MaskedMan]

Well it's Gaben so it's game related.

 

[Kane]

David Gaider's been taken to the own zone:

this is all so very interesting

 

[Admiral jimbob]

I love how as soon as people prove themselves to be inclusive or thoughtful in one way, the social justice crowd begin baying for blood that the progressive, well-depicted, black, gay, female character isn't also fat, disabled and schizophrenic. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. Like the guy who makes the (terrible) webcomic Questionable Content; he introduced a character who's somewhat fat and self-conscious and had the other characters give her a confidence boost. Tumblr fat people screamed at him about her not being morbidly obese enough and therefore him being a terrible person who should kill himself (he has severe depression) until he stabbed himself. They're happy about this. Good job helping the cause, guys!

Not that it's not hilarious and entirely fair to see it happening to Gaider and his hideously offensive tokenistic pulp. You reap what you sow.

So has there been a shitstorm yet that the trans character story is whitewashing the bigotry of the white race by not having the guy immediately beat the shit out of the trans person?

 

[Menckenstein]

Eventually this will be the PC in a Bioware game:

Spoiler

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I liked how you could make a fat PC in NWN 1.

NWN 2 on the other hand just lets you make your guy bigger and more muscular, iirc.

edit:

http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com//m/markydaysaid/137336.jpg

lesifore approved comic porn

http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com//m/markydaysaid/140387.jpg

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/971860

Now take this, the artists other work, where blacks beat up a white girl.

Can you figure out who's a self hating white man?

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/829744

You broke her back, how do you expect her to get up?
Jesus, Tiana is a fucking retard.

This comic taught me that you better not stereotype blacks, or they'll beat/kill you.

This comic taught me snow white was right, niggers are nothing but violent savages

 

[evdk]

So has there been a shitstorm yet that the trans character story is whitewashing the bigotry of the white race by not having the guy immediately beat the shit out of the trans person?

Holy cow I got so many nice comments about the last comic! I am glad you guys are so excited about Claire. I promise to do my best.

Probably not so far. Tumblr rage takes time to pick up.

 

[Kitako]

The weekly lunacy from Molyneux http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/11/22/interview-peter-molyneux-on-curiositys-failings-godus/

RPS: You’ve also made mention of the culmination of the 22 experiments as your “final game,” though. So is that really the ultimate goal here? Is this your swan song?

Molyneux: Yes… Well, I didn’t really explain that. I’m one of those human beings who’s surprised he’s still alive every time he wakes up in the morning. I think I will be doing games until the day I die. I can’t see that, at this rate, the way I’m burning through my life… I don’t see that I’ll be alive much longer. That’s one thing.

He's trying to pull a Steve Jobs on us.

 

[circ]

Jesus christ Pete, how much fucking coke do you actually snort??

 

[Roguey]

Like the guy who makes the (terrible) webcomic Questionable Content; he introduced a character who's somewhat fat and self-conscious and had the other characters give her a confidence boost. Tumblr fat people screamed at him about her not being morbidly obese enough and therefore him being a terrible person who should kill himself (he has severe depression) until he stabbed himself. They're happy about this. Good job helping the cause, guys!

Jeph Jacques is a pigman who either should have used his own disgusting body as a reference or stabbed his drawing hand.

 

[dnf]

can we kill libruls now?

 

[DraQ]

Keep in mind that Molyneux has been promising lot of features that were mysteriously missing from the final product. When he says this I am beginning to fear he might be immortal.

The reason Molyneux is so certain of his impending death is that when the final cube in Curiosity is chipped away it will trigger the small explosive charge he’s had surgically implanted next to his heart. Thus, the person who strikes that final blow will know from that point on until the day they die that they killed him.

“Life changing,” indeed.

That would be some major incline, actually.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cardboard-Cutout-Wii-U-Gamepad-/121024594161?pt=Video_Games&hash=item1c2da0c0f1


upload photos

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Like the guy who makes the (terrible) webcomic Questionable Content; he introduced a character who's somewhat fat and self-conscious and had the other characters give her a confidence boost. Tumblr fat people screamed at him about her not being morbidly obese enough and therefore him being a terrible person who should kill himself (he has severe depression) until he stabbed himself. They're happy about this. Good job helping the cause, guys!

Jeph Jacques is a pigman who either should have used his own disgusting body as a reference or stabbed his drawing hand.

Encouraging depressed folk that seem like genuinely good people (shitty comic aside) to self-harm and feel bad about themselves. Keep fighting the good fight.

 

[Humanity has risen!]

http://www.polygon.com/game/far-cry-3/2723

Far Cry 3 attempts to set up Jason’s motivations for revenge and a thirst for the power to take out the over-the-top crazy Vaas and his pirate gang. But it quickly devolves into clichés about the corrupting influence of the savage wild, and plays directly into the white savior trope. It isn’t long before the violence stops feeling grounded and starts feeling deliberately shocking. That same sensibility collides with Jason’s story of revenge and tattoo-driven empowerment. As people start to point out the terrible things Jason is doing in the name of helping his friends, things spiral out of control.

Ubisoft Montreal seems to want to point at what you’re doing and ask, "Isn’t this fucked up?" But the story fails to sell Jason’s growing detachment or discomfort over that detachment, and what’s left often felt exploitative and pointless, dotted with misogyny and homophobia that only works for shock value. Is this hamfisted presentation of problematic imagery and, honestly, gross stereotypes, an issue unique to Far Cry 3? Well, no — see Resident Evil 5, for example. It’s not even unique to video games. The portrayal of post-colonial themes and Western encroachment on other cultures is something that storytelling aimed at mass markets has had a lot of trouble with for decades. But that doesn’t make it easier for me to swallow it here.

I miss the days when reviewers had actual backgrounds in journalism, professional ethics, worked at printed magazines, were not spoiled hipsters, and most of all, told me about a game's qualities and defaults without trying to indoctrinate me into white guilt and cultural marxism. Duke Nukem Forever reviews were completely unreadable because of this.

No wonder I virtually never read their garbage anymore.

The funniest is that he tries to turn his review into a liberal piece of how game publishers are trying to justify colonialism, male chauvinism and misogyny, when the reality is simply that it is pandering to the bad boy stereotype. It is not for nothing that ever since the second Prince of Persia game protagonists "smolder with generic rage". And that male archetype is being enabled by the liberal society this guy is fighting for that eroded the social customs of the past. It's like a cat chasing after its own tail.

 

[Desktop Commander]

the second Prince of Persia game

 

[Coyote]

Not game-related, but since it seems we're in the "social justice" phase of BTE again... (edit: also the last one is game-related. take that haters!)

THIN PRIVILEGE is knowing you're pregnant before you give birth

I am an Asexual Sensual(which isn't the same as sexual by the way people) Romantic Trigender.

OH GOD MY EARS! i hate, hate, hate when my ears phantom shift in the middle of me listening to music on my earbuds. oh llkfdsjagh'ajdklf

I'm still getting used to being part of a species whose reproduction is closer to bees, then humans.

I love how everyone in real life thinks of me as this sweet innocent girl ~with autism~ but in reality I'm a crazed demonkin demiboy

It just scares me to think of the fact that, in some strange person's head, it's okay to get rid of their headmates.

Are there any asexual stereotypes that you personally are guilty of (Cake eating, Sherlock, Big Bang Theory, Math, Science, cats, etc.?)

It's not some weird gender stuff, promise you. I guess the simplest way to explain it is that I can genderbend at will?

I make more sex sounds when I'm watching the Food Network than at any other time ever.

Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That's like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

The cure to cancer won't be through testing on animals, it's through not eating animals.

If you consume dairy or eggs, you are NOT a feminist. The dairy and egg industries are the biggest form of female oppression there is.

AB/DL Problem #39 - Working at a pre-school and feeling envious while you change a toddler's diaper.

I'm googling how to grow fur but like, nothing is showing up. I'm freaking out. I want my fur back. This is stupid. I want my FUR BACK.

I can't dissect the relationship between the white paper or the ideal of whiteness of skin but they are so intertwined

Dear trollkin: please understand the term “troll” here is used in reference to internet trolls and not a species.

not a zoophile, never gonna be, but that is some fucked up human privilege right there

not wearing a bra to church. you can't make me. i'll sit there, listen to empty words and pretend to listen. and underneath i'm rebelling.

What specifically makes me LOL is the idea Atlantis was highly spiritual and peaceful. No. Their weapons were advanced for a fucking reason. (for context)

that awkward moment where your headmates have followed sex blogs and your dashboard's flooded with straight and lesbian gifs and you're a gay man.

I'm not sure what kind of owl I identify as quite yet but I'm pretty sure I'm either an Oriental Bay or a Northern saw-whet.

I went back to McDonalds, ordered a cheeseburger, and cried.

You're also being anti-magic. And really horribly ableist.

Am I the only one who's drunk caramel syrup from the container and got off because it was so wrong but so fun?

not everyone has the energy to join a forum

i was walking home today when i was hit by a stream of memories from my failed time-line.

When you limit us to only 250 posts/day you will find that you have gone too far in your autocratic methods of controlling your bloggers

People saying that animals can not grant consent seems to be something which they pull out from behind their tails with no warranted evidenc

Is it wrong to refer to animals with gendered pronouns because we have no way of knowing if an animal is cis or trans?

Note, though: "dumbass" is an ableist term.

I worry about my headmates' and my consent with each other and it is quite possible / probable that we have assaulted or raped each other

If you can't see the hypocrisy and transmisogyny in painting with your period blood... you're probably radscum, or just oblivious.

I also have urinated on people when in a mental shift. There are a lot of crude and 'disgusting' things about being an animal.

I kinda wish the Silent Hill fandom didn't kinkshame people for finding Pyramid Head attractive.

It just keeps going and going.