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[Tytus]

But she probably uses all her spell limit during fights, so she needs that walking stick.

 

[Borelli]

14 year old boy designed the titty mage? Nonsense, men older than 14 can also draw huge boobies. The guy obviously doesn't know what he is talking about.
As Hideki Kamiya said

 

[Infinitron]

Not sure if for or against or just trolling. Penny Arcade.

 

[Dexter]

14 year old boy designed the titty mage? Nonsense, men older than 14 can also draw huge boobies. The guy obviously doesn't know what he is talking about.
As Hideki Kamiya said

http://www.giantbomb.com/george-kamitani/3040-91082/
http://www.1up.com/features/vanilla-sky-beautiful-worlds-kamitani

The guy is actually 44, isn't white, founded his own company and has worked on over 10 games so far apparently fighting to make 2D games in the face of the "3D renaissance" during the PlayStation era:

Founder and lead artist of Vanillaware, and creator of Princess Crown, Odin Sphere, Grimgrimoire, and Muramasa: The Demon Blade.

Jason Schreier should probably check his privilege.

And one of the warriors actually kind of looks like that:

 

[circ]

Why is it always 'teenage boys design inc' when there are tits and ass? Because older men can't think that up? Wut?

Justin Bieberface is making the rounds in our fair country now, or did a few days ago. I didn't complain when amidst thousands of retarded girls he probably flashed his abs. Because I can just avoid it. Not that I'd give a shit anyway.

What does it matter? Are cartoon images of massive suckable tits really giving you that low a self-opinion that will eventually turn you into a crack hooker that sucks dicks to pay for her 50 FFF titty implants?

 

[Tytus]

Why is it always 'teenage boys design inc' when there are tits and ass? Because older men can't think that up? Wut?

Justin Bieberface is making the rounds in our fair country now, or did a few days ago. I didn't complain when amidst thousands of retarded girls he probably flashed his abs. Because I can just avoid it. Not that I'd give a shit anyway.

What does it matter? Are cartoon images of massive suckable tits really giving you that low a self-opinion that will eventually turn you into a crack hooker that sucks dicks to pay for her 50 FFF titty implants?

Because you know, when you reach 30 you automatically stop watching porn, having any lustful thoughts or thinking about women in terms of sexuality. From that point on the only proper attire for a women in your opinion are monk's robes.

 

[evdk]

And one of the warriors actually kind of looks like that:

That's some Liefeldian anatomy/perspective.

 

[Tytus]

And one of the warriors actually kind of looks like that:

That's some Liefeldian anatomy/perspective.

Liefield would have made his thighs look a lot bigger.

 

[evdk]

Liefield would have made his thighs look a lot bigger.

I am mostly talking about the chest that's evoking the famous Liefeld's Cap image and the right arm that is probably detached and floating behind the warrior.

Also note that the picture shows feet, which rules Rob right out.

 

[Regdar]

Kickstarter gives video game-oppressed minorities so many opportunities to prove the Patriarchy wrong by designing a better game, it's a wonder none have taken it.

 

[Gerrard]

#hitlerwasright

 

[evdk]

#hitlerwasright

Vegetarianism is truly the way.

 

[dnf]

Not sure if for or against or just trolling. Penny Arcade.

I don't think woman gets attracted by men with massive penis in the way we get attracted to huge boobs, round ass, hourglass body,etc... Fucking egalitarians, they fail at biomechanics.

 

[Azrael the cat]

Btw. that's the sorceress:

And some screens:

I'm kinda partial to the art style, but I don't own or want any of the required console toys.

They're just pissed cause Japanese and Eastern European devs couldn't give two shits about their bullshit and more often than not react like this to it:

I can actually see where the complaint is coming from. Even putting aside the mysoginism for the moment. Firstly, how the hell does she walk upright. Secondly, how is that outfit even staying on? Thirdly, if you DO have that kind of build naturally (I've known a few, but not many) you tend to come to grips at a young age that sport is just something which you're never going to be suited for - I would suspect that adventuring would come under the same category. Fourthly, that's some serious back problems well before you hit adulthood. Fifthly, notice that she isn't wearing a bra - have you EVER met someone with that build that doesn't get the most heavily underwired bra available and wear them near 24-hours a day? On the same point (lack of bra), those breasts would be stretching down to her navel by now due to years of lack of support.

 

[Azrael the cat]

Not sure if for or against or just trolling. Penny Arcade.

I don't think woman gets attracted by men with massive penis in the way we get attracted to huge boobs, round ass, hourglass body,etc... Fucking egalitarians, they fail at biomechanics.

Yeah, but don't we Codexers love hating the shit out of anime girly boys [I don't know any hardcore anime fans, but in general it seems that females tend to find those girly-boy male protagonist designs that we bitch about so much considerably more attractive than western-designed male characters].

 

[dnf]

Azrael the cat

Even putting aside the mysoginism for the moment. Firstly, how the hell does she walk upright. Secondly, how is that outfit even staying on? Thirdly, if you DO have that kind of build naturally (I've known a few, but not many) you tend to come to grips at a young age that sport is just something which you're never going to be suited for - I would suspect that adventuring would come under the same category. Fourthly, that's some serious back problems well before you hit adulthood. Fifthly, notice that she isn't wearing a bra - have you EVER met someone with that build that doesn't get the most heavily underwired bra available and wear them near 24-hours a day? On the same point (lack of bra), those breasts would be stretching down to her navel by now due to years of lack of support.

Trying to find logic in unlogic games will just make you look dumb. Its not supposed to be realistic.

 

[dnf]

Not sure if for or against or just trolling. Penny Arcade.

I don't think woman gets attracted by men with massive penis in the way we get attracted to huge boobs, round ass, hourglass body,etc... Fucking egalitarians, they fail at biomechanics.

Yeah, but don't we Codexers love hating the shit out of anime girly boys [I don't know any hardcore anime fans, but in general it seems that females tend to find those girly-boy male protagonist designs that we bitch about so much considerably more attractive than western-designed male characters].

Hating is fine. Being offended by girls with exposed skin is not. Feminists in general likes to show skin (AKA slut pride,FEMEN,etc), but they don't like when men are designing or being attracted to sluts. Its kind of a paradox.

 

[Angthoron]

Azrael the cat

Even putting aside the mysoginism for the moment. Firstly, how the hell does she walk upright. Secondly, how is that outfit even staying on? Thirdly, if you DO have that kind of build naturally (I've known a few, but not many) you tend to come to grips at a young age that sport is just something which you're never going to be suited for - I would suspect that adventuring would come under the same category. Fourthly, that's some serious back problems well before you hit adulthood. Fifthly, notice that she isn't wearing a bra - have you EVER met someone with that build that doesn't get the most heavily underwired bra available and wear them near 24-hours a day? On the same point (lack of bra), those breasts would be stretching down to her navel by now due to years of lack of support.

Trying to find logic in unlogic games will just make you look dumb. Its not supposed to be realistic.

How does Duke carry all those guns? Isn't taking a rocket in the face supposed to be more lethal? Can you really crush an alien to death in three kicks? Where does Guybrush keep the ladder, the banjo and the raccoon?

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

14 year old boy designed the titty mage? Nonsense, men older than 14 can also draw huge boobies. The guy obviously doesn't know what he is talking about.
As Hideki Kamiya said

http://www.giantbomb.com/george-kamitani/3040-91082/
http://www.1up.com/features/vanilla-sky-beautiful-worlds-kamitani

The guy is actually 44, isn't white, founded his own company and has worked on over 10 games so far apparently fighting to make 2D games in the face of the "3D renaissance" during the PlayStation era:

Founder and lead artist of Vanillaware, and creator of Princess Crown, Odin Sphere, Grimgrimoire, and Muramasa: The Demon Blade.

Jason Schreier should probably check his privilege.

And one of the warriors actually kind of looks like that:

Dude, you obviously can't differentiate between oppressive and overt sexualization of the female form in entertainment and male power fantasies. When it's a barrel-chested man, that's a male power fantasy, because men always want to look like that. When it's a curvy or large-breasted woman, that's a case of women being sexualized, making it evil, because women don't want to look like that.

It's really simple: observing feminism in 'geek culture' (lol) demonstrates that if something is deemed sexist and applied to women, then a similar thing applied to a man is equally sexist, but still only toward women. Check your privilege, etc.

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

Not sure if for or against or just trolling. Penny Arcade.

I don't think woman gets attracted by men with massive penis in the way we get attracted to huge boobs, round ass, hourglass body,etc... Fucking egalitarians, they fail at biomechanics.

They won't even resort to those type of comparisons unless it's convenient. The point is not to have more characters like the guy on the right, because women aren't generally attracted to that type in the first place.

 

[Tehdagah]

I think they don't want to accept the fact, that, women like the 'Sorcerer' are really, REALLY attractive to men.

 

[dnf]

I think they don't want to accept the fact, that, women like the 'Sorcerer' are really, REALLY attractive to men.

Even if they defy logic. Fuck logic bro, give me zero gravity boobs.

 

[DraQ]

Why is it always 'teenage boys design inc' when there are tits and ass? Because older men can't think that up? Wut?

Justin Bieberface is making the rounds in our fair country now, or did a few days ago. I didn't complain when amidst thousands of retarded girls he probably flashed his abs. Because I can just avoid it. Not that I'd give a shit anyway.

What does it matter? Are cartoon images of massive suckable tits really giving you that low a self-opinion that will eventually turn you into a crack hooker that sucks dicks to pay for her 50 FFF titty implants?

Because you know, when you reach 30 you automatically stop watching porn, having any lustful thoughts or thinking about women in terms of sexuality. From that point on the only proper attire for a women in your opinion are monk's robes.

I think it's more about the fact that at 30 you've had about half of your life to come to terms with the fact that omg your balls produce testosterone and learn to think with your brain instead.

Also, dat art direction is abysmal.

 

[Sranchammer]

Looks more like the Oedipus Complex that is so common amongst the Western Male

 

[Pope Amole II]

Also, dat art direction is abysmal.

Not really. The sketches themselves are ridiculous, obviously, but inside of the game it all looks pretty enough to overlook overfanservized designs. Especially when it comes to backgrounds - those backgrounds are fantastic. Not to mention that 3d models are slightly less ridiculous than their sketches.