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[Stargazey]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=642738

HIDE TEH CHILDRENS!

 

[Shadow]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=642738

HIDE TEH CHILDRENS!

Same thing happened in the Morrowind Mod forum as well, seems exceedingly stupid to me, and besides, Bethesda can't do a thing to change the contents of mod sites, except for banning a whole site all together, and as we've seen, that could happen.

Just seems dumb, a nude body isn't graphic or evil in anyway as they portray it. Its just part of nature.

 

[neuromantik]

What's really stupid about that... is the ERSB ratings of Oblivion, it already is rated "M". Which means that technically only adults should be playing it in the first place... so linking to a "Mature themed mod" for a "Mature rated game" seems natural.

 

[Stargazey]

What's really stupid about that... is the ERSB ratings of Oblivion, it already is rated "M". Which means that technically only adults should be playing it in the first place... so linking to a "Mature themed mod" for a "Mature rated game" seems natural.

Beth is like the Bush administration - they don't do 'logic.'

 

[dongle]

So, what I'm seeing is; If the linked forum thread doesn’t contain nude photographs, and a disclaimer is put in the forum footer stating that other threads on may or may not contain nudity == A-OK to link to the CODEX!

 

[KreideBein]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=642738

HIDE TEH CHILDRENS!

That's exceedingly silly for quite a few reasons. I'd like to see an explanation of the decision from Beth's legal department.

In other news, Attrebus made an account.

 

[Top Hat]

Does that mean that they have to ban links to sites about Daggerfall? Because, you know, temples of Dibella and all that?

 

[dongle]

Does that mean that they have to ban links to sites about Daggerfall? Because, you know, temples of Dibella and all that?

Or Oblivion even, there's boobies in there too. . . .

 

[suibhne]

ROFL:

So does that mean that we can't link to the official Bethesda TES forums since they promote Oblivion and Morrowind, both of which are games with mature content in them (hence the M rating)?

 

[Texas Red]

ROFL:

So does that mean that we can't link to the official Bethesda TES forums since they promote Oblivion and Morrowind, both of which are games with mature content in them (hence the M rating)?

*head explodes*

Although remember that the ESFers are immune to Reason and Logic, as is written in the holy encylopedia.

 

[Monica21]

I have no idea why I didn't do this sooner:

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[HardCode]

So, what I'm seeing is; If the linked forum thread doesn’t contain nude photographs, and a disclaimer is put in the forum footer stating that other threads on may or may not contain nudity == A-OK to link to the CODEX!

Nope. In the Morrowind Mods section's thread, post #133, Hunger Donner stated that "the Codex is" another matter entirely. In other words, still against the rules of The Elder Reich Forums.

 

[neuromantik]

What's really stupid about that... is the ERSB ratings of Oblivion, it already is rated "M". Which means that technically only adults should be playing it in the first place... so linking to a "Mature themed mod" for a "Mature rated game" seems natural.

Beth is like the Bush administration - they don't do 'logic.'

No administration does logic... Bush is not unique. Though, at least I feel he is sincere... even if he is misguided.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Bethesda's liked shitting on modders for a while, but this is... woah.

 

[neuromantik]

Bethesda's liked shitting on modders for a while, but this is... woah.

s/whoa/the-next-logical-step-in-devolution

 

[GhanBuriGhan]

I have no idea why I didn't do this sooner:

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MArk my words: You'll miss all the adrenaline.

 

[dongle]

Nope. In the Morrowind Mods section's thread, post #133, Hunger Donner stated that "the Codex is" another matter entirely. In other words, still against the rules of The Elder Reich Forums.

Woah. Like, a whole other level of existence. A plane beyond even the normal retarded censorship. On account of they, like, say bad stuff there and all.

 

[dongle]

So does that mean that we can't link to the official Bethesda TES forums since they promote Oblivion and Morrowind, both of which are games with mature content in them (hence the M rating)?

That issue went unanswered I see. . . .

 

[DarkSign]

Summer's day will come. Some day when she's even older and grayer...she wont be a forum admin and people in her pathetic, shriveled up life will go back to realizing that here opinion amounts to a bag of ice in the arctic...nothing.

Wont happen overnight, but rest assured that she'll cry herself to sleep wishing she were important again. Just work on visualizing that image as deeply as possible. It does wonders Ive heard.

 

[SlyDrak]

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[JarlFrank]

Summer's day will come. Some day when she's even older and grayer...she wont be a forum admin and people in her pathetic, shriveled up life will go back to realizing that here opinion amounts to a bag of ice in the arctic...nothing.

Wont happen overnight, but rest assured that she'll cry herself to sleep wishing she were important again. Just work on visualizing that image as deeply as possible. It does wonders Ive heard.

This should bring an evil smile on all of our faces.

And then she will die alone and desperate. Oh yes.

 

[dongle]

They have this new policy of hand holding. Soon their website will show a green arrow, pointing where they want us to click.

Soon to come; The Reply to Post minigame!

 

[Lumpy]

"So does that mean that we can't link to the official Bethesda TES forums since they promote Oblivion and Morrowind, both of which are games with mature content in them (hence the M rating)?"
Really, it's stupid to have a Teen rated forum for a Mature game, and to forbid linking to mature mods for a game with mature content.

 

[JarlFrank]

"So does that mean that we can't link to the official Bethesda TES forums since they promote Oblivion and Morrowind, both of which are games with mature content in them (hence the M rating)?"
Really, it's stupid to have a Teen rated forum for a Mature game, and to forbid linking to mature mods for a game with mature content.

The forum age restriction is totally suited for the average age of Oblivion fanboys, really. I dunno how they got their copies of "OBLIVIAN LOLZ" but they are the main target group of Bethsoft, it seems.

 

[Hazelnut]

Summer's day will come. Some day when she's even older and grayer...she wont be a forum admin and people in her pathetic, shriveled up life will go back to realizing that here opinion amounts to a bag of ice in the arctic...nothing.

Wont happen overnight, but rest assured that she'll cry herself to sleep wishing she were important again. Just work on visualizing that image as deeply as possible. It does wonders Ive heard.

This should bring an evil smile on all of our faces.

And then she will die alone and desperate. Oh yes.

Pick the appropriate option:

1) You are just joking, but are simply not funny.

2) Summer actually came to visit you IRL and kicked your dog/partner/car and pissed/shat in your cereal.

3) You've completely lost any perspective you may one have had regarding Summer.

4) You're out of line and cowardly.