Bioshock Infinite - the $200 million 6 hour literally on rails interactive movie with guns thread

[Major_Blackhart]

So, Morgoth, is this still a day one purchase?

 

[Bony]

We can kill the industry with cynicism

So Ken wants to Infinite to flop ?

It's not my charm or good looks, which is substantial

Wow so pretentious



http://www.gamespot.com/bioshock-infinite/videos/the-break-room-interviews-ken-levine-6405619

 

[Bony]

oh god why

 

[Angthoron]

Barbie dolls: ridiculous toys for young girls, keep that shit away, I am a man!
Game dolls: FAP FAP YES YESSSSS.
Ponies: BRONIES ASSEMBLE.

Fuck this gay earth.

 

[sea]

This. There very very few cases where respawn was better option than reload, but there were. It costed a lot of nanites, really a lot. And SS2 is ridiculously removed from modern "unlock everything or 80% of it by end of game" choices&consequences.

B-but why would you make a game where the primary goal isn't to kill enemies with awesome takedown animations and big gib explosions?! Especially if it looks like a shooter? I mean, you have a gun and everything! I'm so confused...

oh god why

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2013/77/bioshockfigure_76122_screen.jpg

Why am I not surprised that the most enthusiastic person about this doll is a neckbearded hipster?

 

[dnf]

They don't make big gib exploshunz like they used to be

 

[Brinko]

To say this is 2deep4u does not even begin to encapsulate what the fuck I just bore witness to.

 

[Jaesun]

Chris Avellone ‏@ChrisAvellone3m
My unofficial #BioShockInfinite review. pic.twitter.com/kroLFDCu60

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

Well if MCA likes it I retract all my previous complaints about the game and have already preordered.

 

[Jaesun]

It doesn't SAY he liked.

 

[HanoverF]

MCA is a boob man, I guess.

You're Welcome, Chris

 

[evdk]

What the fuck have I just watched?

 

[Brinko]

Press X for prosperous ending.

 

[evdk]

Pay $60 for prosperous ending.

 

[Jack]

What the fuck have I just watched?

 

[Brinko]

Reading reactions to the ending and found this little gem

So yeah you can drown Booker during the Baptism, but he only dies in THAT instance. They went and showed other 'doors' where clearly there were other outcomes, what does it matter if he 'dies' in that one universe, when there are plenty of universes where he clearly didn't?

Bioshock Infinite Best story driven game 2013 at the Spike VGA's.

 

[evdk]

This is one of the most pretentious game endings I've ever had the misfortune to witness. Can we go back in time and drown Levine?

 

[Roguey]

I'm not surprised that Chris "wolves" Avellone likes Infinite. It's tailor-made for players like him.

Also getting erections from a game? Supergross.

 

[Jaesun]

Roguey the AMZING MIND READER. No where did he SAY he liked it.

 

[evdk]

Just fuck already.

 

[dnf]

Roguey the AMZING MIND READER. No where did he SAY he liked it.

Better question: Where did he say he didn't like it? An erect penis is a signal of enjoyment no?

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

Roguey the AMZING MIND READER. No where did he SAY he liked it.

Better question: Where did he say he didn't like it? An erect penis is a signal of enjoyment no?

I would debate that. I don't enjoy waking up and getting out of bed but my dick seems to imply I do.

 

[dnf]

Just fuck already.

On or off?

 

[Sodafish]

Coke Zero can on the whole fucking vid? Why no Doritos-n-Dew in the top right corner?

 

[Brinko]

The coke zero is the guy's watermark for some retarded reason. It's like a mark of authentication for spoiler vids that come out early.