Bioware in chart

[Multi-headed Cow]

ONLY FAITH IN THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND CAN SAVE YOU BROTHER, STAND STRONG

* A good soldier obeys without question. A good officer commands without doubt.
* Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
* To admit defeat is to blaspheme against the Emperor.
* For those who seek perfection there can be no rest on this side of the grave.
* The difference between heresy and treachery is ignorance.
* Knowledge is power, guard it well.
* An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
* Innocence proves nothing.
* Success is commemorated; Failure merely remembered.
* Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life.
* Only in death does duty end.
* No man died in His service that died in vain.
* Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
* There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
* Beginning reform is beginning revolution.
* Educate men without faith and you but make them clever devils.
* Success is measured in blood; yours or your enemy´s.
* The man who has nothing can still have faith.
* Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
* It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.
* Fear denies faith.
* Foolish are those who fear nothing, yet claim to know everything.
* Brave are they who know everything yet fear nothing.
* Happiness is a delusion of the weak.
* All souls call out for salvation.
* Life is the Emperor's currency, spend it well.
* A suspicious mind is a healthy mind.
* Cowards die in shame.
* Faith without deeds is worthless.
* True Happiness stems only from Duty.
* The blood of martyrs is the seed of the Imperium.
* Heresy grows from idleness.
* There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector.
* Truth is Subjective.
* Damnation is Eternal.
* Know the Mutant; Kill the Mutant.
* To Question is to doubt.
* He who keeps silent consents.
* Prayer cleanses the soul, Pain cleanses the body.
* Death by thy Compass.
* Zeal is its own Excuse.
* Work earns Salvation.
* Without him there is nothing.
* Only the Emperor is all.
* Hatred is the emperor's greatest gift to humanity.
* Victory needs no explanation, defeat allows none.
* A small mind is easily filled with faith.

 

[treave]

I don't get the jump from "urea is present in (human) sweat" to "quarian urea-laced sweat smells better", unless the poster is automatically making the assumption that the majority of urea in quarian sweat is converted into arginine and orthinine rather than being, say, excreted for being the waste product that it is.

 

[Jools]

They're just trying to justify and to find a coherent way to explain Tali-Shepard anal domination. Nothing more.

Anyway, funny how the ban you for the words "console kiddies", but every sort of FUCKING DEVIATED CONTENT is ok their boards, as long as it involves Tali's vulva and Garrus feathery cock (ahahahaha see what I did?).

 

[Befuddled Halfling]

They're just trying to justify and to find a coherent way to explain Tali-Shepard anal domination. Nothing more.

Anyway, funny how the ban you for the words "console kiddies", but every sort of FUCKING DEVIATED CONTENT is ok their boards, as long as it involves Tali's vulva and Garrus feathery cock (ahahahaha see what I did?).

That might be considered fowl language (sorry for that thread killer)

 

[Jools]

They're just trying to justify and to find a coherent way to explain Tali-Shepard anal domination. Nothing more.

Anyway, funny how the ban you for the words "console kiddies", but every sort of FUCKING DEVIATED CONTENT is ok their boards, as long as it involves Tali's vulva and Garrus feathery cock (ahahahaha see what I did?).

That might be considered fowl language (sorry for that thread killer)

Well played, well played.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Puns are but one more indication of mankind's mastery over the domain of language.

 

[Canus]

We need more points of view to be summed up in chart form.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

They're just trying to justify and to find a coherent way to explain Tali-Shepard anal domination. Nothing more.

Or Tali armpit-licking, considering both the subject and the deviant-populated forum.

 

[Kaanyrvhok]

Fixed

Thats how I see it though if you judged NWN by the OC alone it would rank lower than Empire.

 

[Befuddled Halfling]

It's going beyond sweat now.

If I had a choice Tali's bodily fluids would ....... feel like a warm spicy substance on a open wound except would'nt hurt and would be totally what sex feels like as for flavor, a mixture of Blueberries or Raspberries

http://meforums.bioware.com/viewtopic.h ... 144&sp=375

How do you set the Bioboard search filter to exclude Tali's pussy from the results? Or would that just leave zero results founds?

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

Jesus Christ.

 

[Konjad]

How do I unread that...?

 

[treave]

If I had a choice Tali's bodily fluids would ....... feel like a warm spicy substance on a open wound except would'nt hurt and would be totally what sex feels like as for flavor, a mixture of Blueberries or Raspberries

Someone clearly hasn't tasted pussy juice before.

edit: WHY THE FUCK DID I ENTER THAT THREAD
FUCK

FUCK UF

FU

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

So it starts out that I was driveing down a highway and there was a tornado, so i called my sister saying a tornado was'nt comeing her way, but then it did and it atttacked our house so I went home. And my house was in shambles but my dad was like hotwireing three computors together and he was playing Supreme Commander on them except there was a faction compleately made up from Albert Einstien NPS's. Next I'm at a railroad station and this hot chick from crosscountry who I like name gabby was there and it was a moring setting. THen this elephant ran out of this building in disquise it was actually Bear Grills and he said Hi to me and ran away cause he was being chased by Zombie/Soviet Kossaks. Next over where the train yard is suppose to be there is a swampy field, and a Elephant from Halo 3 (if you know what Im talking about) is stuck in some mud. So I go over there with gabby and the Elephant is actually Tali.

So Tali is stuck, so i crawl into to get her out. And a remember getting up super close to her body and I could like feel every part of her body (they way it would probably feel is real life is two people were like uber close together like so close glued together, except we wherent) But it was very sensual indeed. Then there was this boat right next to me and I got in and pulled Tali out of the mud and like sailed down this river to my Mansion.

Inside was my Highschool Band teacher and my Middle School Band teacher and they where fighting. Then I had a very long convesation with Tali which I can't remember. THen she shot flames out of her hips and made a Bed out of the brass section. I faintly remeber her begining to take off her mask when my mom ran in saying we where at War.

So me and Tali rush out side and all my friends and neighbors and Joker where fighting the Viet-Cong. (if you don't know what the VC are they are a insergent group from the Vietnam War.) So I had to take another boat down river to saftey. And while doing so Tali was kicking VC ***. At one point she shot rockets out of her fists at a NVA MI8 Helcopter (well it at least looked like a MI8) Then I get to a open field where my grandpa is living.

So me and Tali run up to the door and my Grandpa bursts our with lots of guns and starts shooting Viet-Cong. Next he begins to have Sex with Tali. I remeber getting upset and then wakeing up.

 

[Konjad]

GET OUT OF MY THREAD OR STOP POSTING ABOUT TALI FFS

 

[Jools]

If I had a choice Tali's bodily fluids would ....... feel like a warm spicy substance on a open wound except would'nt hurt and would be totally what sex feels like as for flavor, a mixture of Blueberries or Raspberries

Someone clearly hasn't tasted pussy juice before.

edit: WHY THE FUCK DID I ENTER THAT THREAD
FUCK

FUCK UF

FU

Awesome. Basically this guy is saying he'd like Tali's pussy juice to taste like a Raspberry Curry.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I'm not sure if I'm more concerned over that guy's obsession with Tali, or with the subconscious sexualization of his grandfather.

 

[Kane]

BG2 should be on the same level as BG1 and ToB should be below it

And why is BG in the "good" area?

 

[torpid]

ONLY FAITH IN THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND CAN SAVE YOU BROTHER, STAND STRONG
(...)
* Faith without deeds is worthless.
(...)
* Work earns Salvation.

Warhammer 40k is a Catholic dystopia?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

ONLY FAITH IN THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND CAN SAVE YOU BROTHER, STAND STRONG
(...)
* Faith without deeds is worthless.
(...)
* Work earns Salvation.

Warhammer 40k is a Catholic dystopia?

Catholic Space Nazis

 

[hoverdog]

It's going beyond sweat now.

If I had a choice Tali's bodily fluids would ....... feel like a warm spicy substance on a open wound except would'nt hurt and would be totally what sex feels like as for flavor, a mixture of Blueberries or Raspberries

http://meforums.bioware.com/viewtopic.h ... 144&sp=375

How do you set the Bioboard search filter to exclude Tali's pussy from the results? Or would that just leave zero results founds?

 

[Elwro]

Great trollpost, Konjad :D

Still, from reading the discussion (heh) here and in the biosocialist camp, I see that many people dislike JE compared to other BW games. I wonder why. I liked it a lot more than the Kotor, which I tried twice and abandoned out of pure boredom both times. JE felt like something at least a bit fresh and properly tongue-in-cheek.

 

[Marobug]

LOL @ everyone jumping on the bioware hate-wagon.
It's gets twice as fun when you realize that those saying that half of bioware's games are shit actually played them all except for DA2 which is yet to be released.
I don't know if this hate, love or desperately trying to fit into the group.

Either way it's kinda sad to watch, it's like seeing the same shitty movie over and over again.

I never finished a single bioware game other than sw:kotot and mass effect 1 but I thought those were pretty good games, better than a lot of the garbage I see some people praising in here.

 

[Jools]

LOL @ everyone jumping on the bioware hate-wagon.
It's gets twice as fun when you realize that those saying that half of bioware's games are shit actually played them all except for DA2 which is yet to be released.
I don't know if this hate, love or desperately trying to fit into the group.

Either way it's kinda sad to watch, it's like seeing the same shitty movie over and over again.

I never finished a single bioware game other than sw:kotot and mass effect 1 but I thought those were pretty good games, better than a lot of the garbage I see some people praising in here.

2/10.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

LOL @ everyone jumping on the bethesda hate-wagon.
It's gets twice as fun when you realize that those saying that half of bethesda's games are shit actually played them all except for Skyrim which is yet to be released.
I don't know if this hate, love or desperately trying to fit into the group.

Either way it's kinda sad to watch, it's like seeing the same shitty movie over and over again.

I never finished a single bethesda game other than tes:morrowind and fo3 but I thought those were pretty good games, better than a lot of the garbage I see some people praising in here.

 

[octavius]

Faced with a shitty game you have three options:

1. Avoid it
2. Mod it to playability
3. Play it and complain endlessly how shitty it is.

3. is not the smart choice...

 

[sgc_meltdown]

(Diplomacy) 4. Avoid it and complain about how anyone who has played it has shitty taste in games and maybe torrent it and play a little when nobody is watching