Game News Black Isle's Mayan Apocalypse Replacement Program (what is this I don't even)

[evdk]

This is why we can't have nice things.

What are you talking about, this is pretty neat.

 

[CappenVarra]

Best crowdfunding campaign yet!

 

[FeelTheRads]

Ah, what's the big deal? Some idiots are gonna get fooled out of their money. It's not like they're gonna make 4 million.

 

[General Maxson]

 

[Snerf]

This is why we can't have nice things.

What are you talking about, this is pretty neat.

As much as I would love to watch Chris Taylor and some Weekend at Bernies zombies with black isle tattooed on their face dick-slapping keyboards and screaming FALLOUT (sorry, F*****T)... Urrrghhh.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

BIMAR. For some reason, that translates to sick in Hindi.
Appropriate, perhaps?

 

[Hellraiser]

This is incredibly bleak, why do those people even work for Herve?

 

[Pelvis Knot]

Life: always weirder than fiction.



Also: I'm gonna go out and have sex tonight.

 

[tuluse]

Dear god, how is this real.

 

[Scruffy]

I'm gonna go out and have sex tonight.

Dear god, how is this real.

 

[Scruffy]

(probably a hooker)

 

[Sordid MCA/Prosper Hybryd]

btw one can raise money for hooker on invested.in

10$ pledge = foto
20$ pledge = video
1000$ pledge = her panties

 

[A user named cat]

I beg the Codexian photoshoppers to get to work on this since I now have a horrid itch in need of a scratch.

 

[thesheeep]

 

[marooned]

I think this is the saddest lulz I've ever had. I don't care about interplay tools losing their money to this. It's just that I'm sure Chris Taylor mean well despite being in the worst declining company ever. Such waste of talent, man.

I only can say

 

[Jaesun]

Seriously Chris. Get the fuck away from Interplay.

 

[Stabwound]

So what is this "Fuckout" game they keep referencing in the video?

 

[Alex]

Would be pretty nice to have the Black Island forums back, though.

 

[Jaesun]

WHY?

 

[Alex]

I miss it, sometimes. Not everyone who used to post there came here.

 

[Monocause]

Noticed how every BIS staffer they show on the vid seems strongly overweight except for the lead artist who just looks like a junkie?

Perhaps Herve kept them running on burgers and drugs until they couldn't leave anymore. Perhaps he's feeding them burgers and opium even now, as he forces them to watch the numbers increase, and explains them, in a french accent, that every dollar he gets translates to another day of servitude for the poor guys.

 

[Menckenstein]

This game will end up being better than Project Eternity. BIS to absorb OE.

Full circle.

 

[IronicNeurotic]

This game will end up being better than Project Eternity. BIS to absorb OE.

Full circle.

All 5 Obsidian founders found with a gunshot wound to the head.

 

[tuluse]

Also, V13 - real subtle there guys.

 

[EG]

What's disturbing is some dark force is telling me to donate . . .

Is this what misplaced nostalgia feels like? No wonder you guys are so insane . . .