Bloodbowl Season 3

[gorefiend]

bearders and catamites attempted to play and here was the result:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25994402/bearde ... tamites.db


*SPOILER*





klav got disconnected and insisted i accept the concession. very sportsmanlike of him.

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

You do not understand how friggin' annoying the Orcs are unless you play it TT. Then you will every time you roll 9 think "fucking orcs". And every time they do it and your humans or other shit die, think, "Shoulda played Orcs".

Then unlike Dwarves, the fuckers start dodging and passing and shit. I hate Orcs.

Anyway, the worst thing about these clients is not being able to roll your own die and see how they bounce your doom.

 

[Mangoose]

DamnedRegistration, I got your friend invite yesterday but unfortunately I was asleep til 5pm rpgcodex:, I know). And then I guess you've been busy the rest of the weekend.

Anyways, I am down for playing any day of this week except for Wednesday, so we can get this done in the next two days.

 

[Exmit]

You do not understand how friggin' annoying the Orcs are unless you play it TT. Then you will every time you roll 9 think "fucking orcs". And every time they do it and your humans or other shit die, think, "Shoulda played Orcs".

Everytime my orc got koed and your thrall not should i say 'fucking vampires with av 8?' and say 'shoulda play vampirse' ?

Our matched showed that av 9 means nothing, i was left with how much? 5 guys ?

Then unlike Dwarves, the fuckers start dodging and passing and shit. I hate Orcs.

I scored more dodge touchdowns with my dwarfs than orcs, there are replays from last season , you can check them out if you don't believe me, one time i dodged 3 block zones in one turn.
Also made a half field pass for TD to a ag2 guy who catched it.



Undead if you think i'm 'whining' because of nothing you can check the TV

Having half team out with AV 9 IS bad luck, even wood elves with av 7 don't have as many injured as i do.

 

[Damned Registrations]

No worries. Wasn't really in the mood for a game the last few days anyways. I'll try to be on steam for the next few days so hop on when you're up for our match.

 

[grotsnik]

Vampires vs. Lizzies played: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19655189/Replay_2011-05-16_21-41-51.db

Spoiler

DS played very cannily; and in the end, it came down not to player skill so much as player squishiness. Thanks for an enjoyable, twisty-turny game.

 

[Mantiis]

bearders and catamites attempted to play and here was the result:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25994402/bearde ... tamites.db


*SPOILER*





klav got disconnected and insisted i accept the concession. very sportsmanlike of him.

Admins - do not validate this match just yet.

 

[gorefiend]

what's the hold up?

 

[Mantiis]

Stuff

Also I see a lot of unvalidated games - anyone need their games validated?

Lastly Moss and I played and for some reason Moss wants me to do the write up which is quite rude considering I got raped. Short version:

I had 2 players left on the pitch on turn 16. And Moss played good. And I played shite.

The end.

 

[MicoSelva]

I enjoy watching big, muscled, bearded men getting raped by rotting tentacle monsters, so... replay?

Vampires vs. Lizzies played: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19655189/Replay_2011-05-16_21-41-51.db

Wow, a really good match! I completely agree with the 19/20 rating.

Spoiler

Pity for the dead vampire, though.

 

[grotsnik]

Spoiler

Pity for the dead vampire, though.

Indeed, the poor bugger. My Krox was on some scary re-roll-making, non-bonehead-getting, injuring form. Personally, I suspect he just wanted to taunt Undead's minotaur.

 

[Elwro]

Also I see a lot of unvalidated games - anyone need their games validated?

Yes, at least last time I checked it wasn't validated and I got a LEVEL UP on my thrower YAY! Maybe I'll start throwing, then.

 

[Mantiis]

I enjoy watching big, muscled, bearded men getting raped by rotting tentacle monsters, so... replay?

Vampires vs. Lizzies played: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19655189/Replay_2011-05-16_21-41-51.db

Wow, a really good match! I completely agree with the 19/20 rating.

Spoiler

Pity for the dead vampire, though.

If i must....

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14179294/MossOwnsManT.db

Two matches to go:

Root Vs Shuma
Mangoose Vs Stormlock

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

I enjoy watching big, muscled, bearded men getting raped by rotting tentacle monsters, so... replay?

Vampires vs. Lizzies played: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19655189/Replay_2011-05-16_21-41-51.db

Wow, a really good match! I completely agree with the 19/20 rating.

Spoiler

Pity for the dead vampire, though.

Then again, maybe I can get that star player vampire for the next match if the TV difference is big enough.

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

I enjoy watching big, muscled, bearded men getting raped by rotting tentacle monsters, so... replay?

Vampires vs. Lizzies played: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19655189/Replay_2011-05-16_21-41-51.db

Wow, a really good match! I completely agree with the 19/20 rating.

Spoiler

Pity for the dead vampire, though.

Then again, maybe I can get that star player vampire for the next match if the TV difference is big enough.

Oh and well played Grotsnik.

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

I enjoy watching big, muscled, bearded men getting raped by rotting tentacle monsters, so... replay?

Vampires vs. Lizzies played: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19655189/Replay_2011-05-16_21-41-51.db

Wow, a really good match! I completely agree with the 19/20 rating.

Spoiler

Pity for the dead vampire, though.

Then again, maybe I can get that star player vampire for the next match if the TV difference is big enough.

Oh and well played Grotsnik. I tried to capitalize on my AG4 advantage and it didn't quite work out well enough, but that's Vampires, whatever advantage you may have is often negated by the fleeting presence of thralls

Hey exmit, yeah there are often matches where your av9 guys all leave the field in pieces, but av 7 breaks, what, ½ of the time and av 8 is still kind of so-so considering how many times those guys usually get knocked down. AV9 then again is so that it only breaks in great numbers with bad luck. Where the human dies, the orc is still fine. So when you roll the same as your opponent - something you can easily see when playing TT - you get pissed when your shitty chaos dudes all die while the orcs are green OP fuckers.

 

[Shuma]

The game was going on the whole time. I've never played a game where someone disconnects but the game still keeps going. From my end it seemed like you ragequit but just kept the game running. I certainly wasn't going to drop out of a running game, whether the other player is unresponsive or not. I probably missed your steam messages since I was in game and running around seeing what I could accomplish in 4 minute increments. One can get a surprising amount done.

I'll post the replay later but it's the worst replay ever. Not worth watching unless you like to watch Rat Ogres fail to catch touchdowns repeatedly.

EDIT: THE REPLAY: THE GAME: THE SANDWICH:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6653110/Nonstop ... 44%20PM.db

 

[desocupado]

Stuff

Also I see a lot of unvalidated games - anyone need their games validated?

Lastly Moss and I played and for some reason Moss wants me to do the write up which is quite rude considering I got raped. Short version:

I had 2 players left on the pitch on turn 16. And Moss played good. And I played shite.

The end.

I normally don't watch the replays, but for some strange reason, I'm interested in this one.

 

[Damned Registrations]

Me and magoose played our match. I finally won a game. Fucking rat ogre is still a useless pansy. Wish I could rename him Sir Douchebag Mcslutwhore the Cum Dumpster.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/29551951/Replay ... 6-57-05.db

Was pretty close overall. We both got some shitty rolls but in very different ways. I had a couple of snake eyes dodges and some rather butterfingered players, he kicked out of bounds both times I received and suffered more injuries than me despite getting luckier block rolls. In particular, he was down a man all game because one of my first blocks caused an injury.

 

[Moss]

Sir Douchebag Mcslutwhore the Cum Dumpster

 

[Mantiis]

I normally don't watch the replays, but for some strange reason, I'm interested in this one.

You will really enjoy the rerolled GFI roll that ends up in a death.

Good times.

@Root: Goddamit you whore - cant you just focus on maiming the opposition from here on in instead of ragequitting cause you are losing?

 

[Mantiis]

didn't ragequit you cock, as I said, I sent lots of steam messages to shuma. somehow the game just kept running.

and i'm swamped with stuff to do, so...maybe latorz.

I mean rage quit the league - you do realise that one of your players is leading the kills tally? That alone would want me to blitz with him every turn to win most kills in the league!

 

[MicoSelva]

Watched the replays. Mantiis gambled a bit playing all AV7 team (except the Yeti and werewolves) with no reserve players - and lost. On the other hand 1-2 additional players wouldn't help, while bloating TV, so it was just bad luck, I think.

Elves vs rats was pretty funny. Ball just kept changing hands in this one. The raging ball-carrying Rat-Ogre was the highlight of the match.

@root: Get back onto the pitch You fucking pussy. I like Your team too much for You to quit the league.

 

[Mangoose]

Not only did I kick it out of bounds twice, he managed to kick right AT my front line twice. Fffff

 

[MicoSelva]

I uploaded all the replays to BBManager, so if someone wants to check the stats after Day 5, now is the time. Soon they'll get contaminated by matches from Day 6.