Bro + love + #inittogether

[Crispy]

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

Wait, that may not be the most appropriate idiom for SumDrunkGuy.

 

[Theodora]

Water would still be an improvement.

 

[Konjad]

Water would still be an improvement.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I'm gonna try to quit again. Getting out of control.

 

[Konjad]

I'm gonna try to quit again. Getting out of control.

I thought you were sober for a long while?

 

[KIss My Ass]

I'm gonna try to quit again. Getting out of control.

I thought you were sober for a long while?

I was. Fell off the wagon and hit my head.

 

[NecroLord]

I'm gonna try to quit again. Getting out of control.

 

[Theodora]

Don't mean to be all "your friends suck and you should find new friends" buuuut statistically you're unlikely to stay quit while you spend your time talking to other alcoholics.

I don't personally see much good in AA etc. but you say you believe in God so you should really give that a chance. Don't wake up at 50 with cirrhosis and wonder where your life went, when you could be doing something about it now.

 

[NecroLord]

 

[Alienman]

I'm gonna try to quit again. Getting out of control.

I thought you were sober for a long while?

I was. Fell off the wagon and hit my head.

Was it this wagon?

 

[The Brazilian Slaughter]

Dude fuck off and go fix your life.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

I saw the thread title and thought, shiiite, SDG is going for the stepbro angle. Next thing you know, he will call Crispy his stepbro and shit will deteriorate quickly.

 

[Crispy]

Dear Porky,

Please stop obsessing about/over me. It's getting downright disturbing.

Thanks,

- Crispy

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

Dear John...

 

[The_Mask]

I'm gonna try to quit again.

Remember when you quit playing RPGs? Similar mindset. The result is guaranteed.

 

[Percy]

I saw the thread title and thought, shiiite, SDG is going for the stepbro angle. Next thing you know, he will call Crispy his stepbro and shit will deteriorate quickly.

This idea has potential.

SDG:
(To Crispy, believing he touched his steam deck) Hey, man. Did you touch my steam deck?

Crispy:
Nope.

SDG:
It's just weird 'cause...it seems like someone definitely touched my steam deck.

Crispy:
Yeah, that is weird, 'cause I didn't touch it.

SDG:
(Throws Crispy's feet off the couch) Hey! (Angrily) Did you touch my steam deck?!

Crispy:
Hey, knock it off!

SDG:
I know you touched my drum steam deck. 'Cause the last game played was a RPG!

Crispy:
Are you f***ing crazy, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated.

SDG:
F*** you, Crispy! I know you touched my steam deck, and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!

Crispy:
You get out of my face, or I'm gonna ban your ass!

SDG:
You swear on your mom's life you didn't touch it then?!

Crispy:
I don't have to swear to sh*t!

SDG:
That's 'cause you f***ing touched my steam deck, 'cause I KNOW, Cops doesn't start till 4:00!

Crispy:
(Begins to leave the living room)

SDG:
Where you going?

Crispy:
I'm going upstairs. Cause I'm gonna put my nutsack on your steam deck! Okay!? (He walks upstairs)

SDG:
Don't you do that! I am WARNING you right now! If you touch my steam deck, I will stab you, IN THE NECK, WITH A KNIFE!

 

[Crispy]

COPS isn't on regular TV anymore. You have to sign up for Fox Nation to get it.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

I'm gonna try to quit again. Getting out of control.

Stop associating with fellow drunks. Theo had it right above.

You don't need people "who understand". You need people who berate you for drinking. If Codex retards or ex-codex retards enable your drinking then butt the fuck off.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

SDG and Hando should move in with Crispy. I've been saying this for years. He would provide them with the discipline they need.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I'm no longer associating with Hando.

 

[NecroLord]

I'm no longer associating with Hando.

But you associate with the bottle.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I'm no longer associating with Hando.

But you associate with the bottle.

I went to work yesterday and didn't sneak out to my car to drink. Not a single time. I waited until I got home. That is proof I still have willpower.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

I'm no longer associating with Hando.

But you associate with the bottle.

I went to work yesterday and didn't sneak out to my car to drink. Not a single time. I waited until I got home. That is proof I still have willpower.

S T O P
D R I N K I N G

go to AA or someshit. Or go to therapy

 

[Tacgnol]

I'm no longer associating with Hando.

Why do you hang around with any of those retards in the first place? All they do is mock you constantly in some poor attempt to feel better about their own fucked up lives.

Hell, Spider is a degenerate gambling addict. Probably one missed interest payment from being knifed by his loan shark as an example to the other pay pigs.

 

[pickmeister]

Is there a codex version of Encyclopedia Dramatica? I wanna know all the lore. It's amazing.
Better than anything game developers keep coming up with, that's for sure.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Is there a codex version of Encyclopedia Dramatica? I wanna know all the lore. It's amazing.
Better than anything game developers keep coming up with, that's for sure.

It's called Retardo Land.

 

[Vic]

there’s a reason why you drink. Identify that reason and work on it instead of running away from it with drink.