Bro + love + #inittogether

[InD_ImaginE]

there’s a reason why you drink. Identify that reason and work on it instead of running away from it with drink.

at this point in time "the secondary"symptom of the problem, alcoholism, is the main problem. Ain't no way he can fix his life if he still is a raging alcoholic. It's like massively infected wounds, you need to drain the pus first before actually treating the wound as it's swollen and shit.

 

[Vic]

there’s a reason why you drink. Identify that reason and work on it instead of running away from it with drink.

at this point in time "the secondary"symptom of the problem, alcoholism, is the main problem. Ain't no way he can fix his life if he still is a raging alcoholic. It's like massively infected wounds, you need to drain the pus first before actually treating the wound as it's swollen and shit.

makes sense, but if he’s not fixing the underlying problem he’ll be right back where he started sooner or later.

 

[KIss My Ass]

there’s a reason why you drink. Identify that reason and work on it instead of running away from it with drink.

I don't think it works that way. If you asked like 5 years ago I probably could have listed several reasons why I was drinking. After a while I think it just becomes part of you and the reasons fade away.

 

[pickmeister]

Is there a codex version of Encyclopedia Dramatica? I wanna know all the lore. It's amazing.
Better than anything game developers keep coming up with, that's for sure.

It's called Retardo Land.

Too unstructured. Spoonfeed me.

 

[Konjad]

Just throw a party, invite friends, especially some hot single female friends, have fun together and bang one of them, then marry and live happily, drinking responsibly and taking care of your family.

 

[Percy]

Maybe SDG should move to Poland

 

[NecroLord]

Maybe SDG should move to Poland

And do what?

 

[Vic]

Maybe SDG should move to Poland

And do what?

He would be among equals.

 

[Konjad]

Maybe SDG should move to Poland

And do what?

 

[Abu Antar]

As SDG has expressed his love for JRPGs, it would only be fitting that he gets a Weeboo tag. He will come in here and deny it, calling me names for saying so, but know that 's what true friends do. If he does that, it is his seal of approval that he wants the tag.

I will express what I feel about his loving insults:


I love you SDG, as a great friend and fellow Japanophile. #nohomo

 

[Konjad]

It's the weekend and i am drinking my last bottle of vodka in celebration.

Come on, he worked for a week, it's high time to show up on monday completely wasted, get fired, and then screech on codex "it was not my fault, I NEED HELP, you are a bunch of USELESS RETARDS, i would fix my life IF ONLY SOMEONE HELPED ME, you worthless trash I AM THE ALPHA MALE I CAN EVERYTHING, I need to drink now but I will stop once I find a job! Fuck all of you retarded faggots. Fuck, why am I banned, please PLEASE UNBAN ME, SOMEONE HELP and FUCK YOU"

I haven't followed SDG for a while and lost track, what stage is he at this week?

 

[mediocrepoet]

I haven't followed SDG for a while and lost track, what stage is he at this week?

On his way back down to the hole. It's a matter of time.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Konjad, necroing old threads is frowend upon. Maybe you should mind your own business and get a hobby. Go plant flowers, pet a dog, rake leaves, trim bushes, put a gun in your mouth, help an old lady cross the street, donate to your local library.

 

[Konjad]

Konjad, necroing old threads is frowend upon.

Yes, by Crispy and you. Seems like there's even more you have in common than I thought.

 

[Luke Skinwalker]

@Konjad, necroing old threads is frowend upon.

You should frowend your posting on the codex.

 

[Crispy]

help an old lady cross the street

I've literally done this before.

 

[Luke Skinwalker]

help an old lady cross the street

I've literally done this before.

Helping yourself doesn't count.

 

[mediocrepoet]

help an old lady cross the street

I've literally done this before.

Was she screaming and blowing a rape whistle at the time?

 

[Crispy]

No, she was blind (with a cane and everything), trying to cross a broad street, and was heading straight towards some concrete parking obstacles that she easily would have tripped over. I stopped my truck, put it in park, turned my hazard lights on, jumped out, jogged up to her and asked her if I could help, she told me to allow her to take my arm, then I guided her safely to the other side of the street.

She thanked me and said not many people would bother to do that.

I felt good about myself for about a week after that...

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

No, she was blind (with a cane and everything), trying to cross a broad street, and was heading straight towards some concrete parking obstacles that she easily would have tripped over. I stopped my truck, put it in park, turned my hazard lights on, jumped out, jogged up to her and asked her if I could help, she told me to allow her to take my arm, then I guided her safely to the other side of the street.

She thanked me and said not many people would bother to do that.

I felt good about myself for about a week after that...

Only ONE week. Only one week passed before reality dawned on Crispy once again and reminded him that he is a psychotic reddit-tier mod who ritualistically bullies helpless RPG fans in a chat box and fantasizes about owning a computer shop ran by brown skinned slaves.

 

[Silverfish]

I already liked Crispy. You don't have to sell him further by telling me he supports slavery.

 

[Luke Skinwalker]

No, she was blind (with a cane and everything), trying to cross a broad street, and was heading straight towards some concrete parking obstacles that she easily would have tripped over. I stopped my truck, put it in park, turned my hazard lights on, jumped out, jogged up to her and asked her if I could help, she told me to allow her to take my arm, then I guided her safely to the other side of the street.

She thanked me and said not many people would bother to do that.

I felt good about myself for about a week after that...

I did not have a cane, you lying turd.

 

[Fedora Master]

SDG needs to be locked in a room with nothing but bread, water and a Bible.

 

[mediocrepoet]

SDG needs to be locked in a room with nothing but bread, water and a Bible.

Isn't masturbating by shoving an entire Bible into your rectum sacrilegious? Are you trying to condemn him to eternal damnation?