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Harbinger of Decline
You sit in the toilet bowl and wonder why people are shitting and pissing on you.Why did this thread suddenly get filled with users' fanfics about Victor
You sit in the toilet bowl and wonder why people are shitting and pissing on you.Why did this thread suddenly get filled with users' fanfics about Victor
Slander. We're a dumpsterfire, not a shithole. Very few Indians here, see.He's still soapboxing on twitter, just now he's bitching about the Codex being a racist shithole as well.
Is this copypastaI need to vent about something that happened recently and get some advice on how to handle this. I had been planning a road trip to Louisiana for a couple of months with Victor. We had exchanged messages for months, talking about our bucket lists and our mutual interest in visiting Louisiana. After many conversations, we decided it would be fun to meet up in person and explore the state together.
Our plan was pretty exciting – we mapped out a week-long road trip to visit some key spots. We wanted to start in New Orleans and spend a few days soaking in the French Quarter, checking out the historic sites, and of course, indulging in the local food scene. From there, we were going to visit the bayous, do a swamp tour, and even spend some time in Baton Rouge to explore the capital. I was particularly excited about visiting some lesser-known small towns along the way, places that tourists usually overlook. We had discussed renting a car, splitting the costs, and even booked a couple of Airbnb stays along the route.
I was pumped for this trip and had already taken time off from work. Then, just a few days before we were supposed to meet up in New Orleans, Victor goes silent. At first, I didn’t think much of it – maybe he was busy or had something come up. But as the day of our trip got closer, I started getting anxious. I sent him multiple messages, but he didn’t respond to anything. The night before I was supposed to fly out, I still hadn’t heard from him, and all my attempts to reach him failed. It was like he disappeared without a trace – no text, no email, nothing.
I ended up canceling my flight last minute because it was clear Victor wasn’t going to show. What bothers me the most isn’t just that he canceled, but that he didn’t even give me a heads-up or an explanation. After months of planning and what felt like a solid friendship, he just ghosted me. I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out what could’ve happened – maybe something serious came up on his end, or he had second thoughts about meeting in person? But if that were the case, why not just let me know?
Has anyone experienced something like this before? How do you deal with the disappointment and confusion? Should I try reaching out again or just let it go? Any advice would be appreciated.
Isn't this the forum for discussing role playing RPG games, not a racist forum?
Least believable part of the story.Was at a horror convention. My wife, and two friends
The other schizoposters typically don't start threads about their own games and then make them incomprehensible over a decade later https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/primordia-a-point-and-click-adventure-now-available.49740/Unban him you cunts.
If you nuked every account here for schizoposting you wouldn't have a forum.
what how dare you. The smoothie didnt move one inch after the first incident. Anyone who claims otherwise should be in fear of being sued oh yeaheah !!!111There's a discontinuity problem with the story, after the burpees collision he suddenly has the smoothie balanced on his head.
ChatGPT?
Maybe let my accountant first look at the story?what how dare you. The smoothie didnt move one inch after the first incident. Anyone who claims otherwise should be in fear of being sued oh yeaheah !!!111
You should collect all of cleve's gym stories and train an ai to write in that style.
Title: The Accountant Mystery
Setting:
A small conference room. Victor, a game developer, is sitting at a table with a laptop in front of him. Dave, the publisher, is across from him, reviewing papers.
Victor: (looking up from his laptop)
Alright, Dave, so my accountant needs to see the financial data from the last quarter.
Dave: (flipping through papers)
Sure thing, Victor. Just send over your accountant’s contact information and we’ll get it sorted.
Victor: (frowning)
Wait, what? Why do you need my accountant’s contact info?
Dave: (confused)
To send them the data? I assume that’s who’s handling this for you.
Victor: (agitated)
No, no, I’m handling it. I just need the data for my accountant. It’s right here in the contract! I can audit the data personally.
Dave:
Okay, so... you’ll forward it to your accountant?
Victor:
No, I’ll look at the data for my accountant!
Dave: (pauses, unsure)
But... you’re not the accountant.
Victor:
I never said I was the accountant! But the accountant needs to see the data, so just hand it over!
Dave:
Right, but if you’re not the accountant, why would I give it to you? Shouldn’t I give it to the actual accountant?
Victor:
But I am the one who needs it for my accountant!
Dave: (starting to get frustrated)
Okay, Victor, do you have an accountant or not?
Victor: (offended)
Of course, I have an accountant!
Dave:
Great! So, who’s your accountant?
Victor: (without missing a beat)
Me.
Dave: (blinks in confusion)
...You just said you weren’t the accountant.
Victor: (getting louder)
I’m not the accountant! But I need the data for the accountant, which is me!
Dave: (throws his hands up)
Victor, this is making no sense! Why would you need to send data to yourself?
Victor: (leans forward)
I don’t need to send it to myself. I need to look at the data for myself, who is the accountant in this situation!
Dave:
Wait... now you're the accountant?
Victor:
No! I’m not the accountant, but I’m the one who’s supposed to audit the data for the accountant! Is that so hard to understand?
Dave:
Yes! Yes, it is! Because you’re asking me for your accountant’s info, but then saying you are the accountant, and now you’re saying you aren’t! Are we talking about two different people here? Is there another accountant?
Victor:
No! There’s just one accountant!
Dave:
And that’s you?
Victor:
No! The accountant is— Look, I just need the data!
Dave: (exasperated)
I will give the data to the accountant!
Victor: (equally exasperated)
I am the accountant!
Dave: (staring)
You just said you weren’t!
Victor:
I know I’m not, but in this situation I’m acting like the accountant!
Dave:
But you’re not the accountant?
Victor:
No!
Dave: (rubbing his temples)
Then why do I have to give you the data?
Victor:
Because I need it for the accountant!
Dave: (stares, then bursts out)
WHO IS THE ACCOUNTANT?!
Victor: (long pause, thinking)
...My wife.
Dave: (thrown)
Your... wife?
Victor:
Yeah, my wife handles the finances.
Dave: (skeptical)
Your wife is an accountant?
Victor: (waves hand dismissively)
No, no, she’s not an accountant.
Dave: (about to lose it)
THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOUR WIFE IS THE ACCOUNTANT?
Victor:
Well, she does the taxes, keeps track of our money. Close enough, right?
Dave:
No! That’s not how this works! Does your wife work for your company?
Victor: (grinning)
No, but she looks at my bank statements a lot, so she’s basically the CFO of my life!
Dave:
That is not how any of this works! Does she even know what we’re talking about?
Victor: (shrugs)
Probably not, but she’s great with numbers. Look, Dave, just give me the data and I’ll get it to her.
Dave: (throws hands up)
I’m so confused. First, you say you have an accountant, but it's you. Then it’s not you, it’s your wife, but she’s not even an accountant!
Victor:
Now you’re getting it!
Dave: (pauses, shaking his head)
I’m absolutely not getting it. Victor, none of this makes any sense! First, you’re the accountant. Then you’re not. Now it’s your wife, but she’s not an accountant! Who exactly am I supposed to be dealing with here?
Victor: (dead serious)
You’re supposed to be dealing with me, Dave. And frankly, I’m starting to think this is a breach of contract.
Dave: (blinks)
A breach of contract? How did we jump to that?
Victor: (leaning in, lowering his voice)
Well, the contract clearly states that I, as the developer, have the right to audit the financial data of the game. That’s me. So, if you don’t provide the data, I’ll have no choice but to take legal action.
Dave: (sputtering)
Legal action?! Over this?
Victor:
That’s right. This is a violation of my rights as outlined in our contract.
Dave: (grabbing the contract from his stack of papers)
Wait, wait, wait—no one’s violating anything! We just need to clear up this whole accountant mess. If you’re the one auditing, fine, I’ll give you the data. But you keep throwing around this accountant like they’re supposed to be involved!
Victor: (crosses arms)
Exactly, my accountant is involved. It’s my wife.
Dave: (throws his head back in disbelief)
But your wife isn’t an accountant!
Victor: (defensive)
She doesn’t need to be an accountant for me to consult with her on financial matters!
Dave:
So now she’s not the accountant, she’s your consultant?
Victor:
She’s both!
Dave:
But she’s not even qualified to be either!
Victor: (eyes narrowing)
Are you questioning my wife’s competence, Dave? You might want to tread carefully. That sounds like defamation to me.
Dave: (rubbing his forehead)
Victor, you’re killing me. No, I’m not questioning her. I’m just... just... (he groans) Okay, so, you want to audit the data for yourself. Fine. I get that. But if your wife isn’t an accountant, why are you dragging her into this?
Victor:
I never dragged her into this. She’s just part of the team.
Dave:
What team? You just said it’s you!
Victor: (waving it off)
Well, yes, but as a married couple, you know, we’re basically a team by default. It’s like... joint finances and all that. So technically, whatever’s mine is hers, so she’s entitled to see the data too.
Dave: (desperate)
Victor, your wife has nothing to do with this game! This is between you and the company! You cannot keep moving the goalposts!
Victor:
I'm not moving anything, Dave. But you are violating my rights under our agreement. Section 4, paragraph 2, if you want to get specific. I could sue over this.
Dave: (grabbing the contract and reading frantically)
Where does it say that I have to deal with your wife—your non-accountant wife—on this?
Victor:
It doesn’t have to say that! It says I get to audit. And I am auditing, with my wife’s input, so legally, you’re obstructing my right to audit!
Dave: (utterly baffled)
Obstructing? Obstructing?! How am I obstructing? You’re here! I’m giving you the data! I just need to understand who this mysterious accountant is!
Victor:
There’s no mystery, Dave! It’s simple: I look at the data, then I share it with my wife, and then she tells me what she thinks, which I then use to finalize the audit.
Dave: (gripping the sides of his head like it’s going to explode)
Victor... that is NOT an audit! That’s a casual conversation with your spouse!
Victor: (offended)
A casual conversation? Dave, this is my livelihood we’re talking about! You think I’m just sitting around, chit-chatting with my wife about the numbers over dinner like it’s no big deal?
Dave:
It sounds exactly like that! (mockingly) “Hey honey, pass the salt, oh, and by the way, what do you think of the Q3 profit margins?”
Victor:
How dare you? I’ll have you know we use pepper, not salt. And I’ll also have you know that this is a serious business! And you, my friend, are in breach of our contract.
Dave: (incredulous)
You can’t just keep saying “breach of contract” like that’s your magic get-out-of-confusion card!
Victor:
Oh, I can, and I will. Because if I don’t get the data for my accountant—who is me, by the way, plus my wife, who helps me—then you’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
Dave: (defeated)
Let me guess. Is your lawyer... your wife too?
Victor: (smirking)
No. But she does handle all our legal paperwork.
I saw the "darkpatriot" under the "delete my account" title and got excited. I am quite upset now.
I saw the "darkpatriot" under the "delete my account" title and got excited. I am quite upset now.
Diary of BosanskiSeljak – September 20, 2024
I’ve spent far too long on the forum today. Hours. Days? Time melts together, and I keep finding myself circling back to the same threads. The same words. His words. darkpatriot. It’s like I can’t escape him, but maybe I don’t even want to anymore.
I hate his ideas. I hate everything he stands for—or at least I think I do. How can one person be so wrong, so absolutely wrong, yet say it all with such... power? It’s like every post he makes is carefully designed to crawl under my skin, to infest my brain and pulse there like a disease, some sickness I can’t shake. He rants about modern America and all those tired, liberal tropes, but the way he stitches them together... it’s terrifyingly convincing, almost poetic. I find myself reading them over and over, dissecting each word, feeling his arguments snake their way into the corners of my mind.
But it’s wrong! I know it’s wrong! I am not one of them!
Sometimes I wonder if he knows. Knows that I’m lurking, refreshing the page over and over, waiting for his next drop of venomous genius. Does he suspect that I am this close to responding? This close to attacking him head-on? But I can’t. I... I can't. Not yet. He would destroy me in a debate, I know he would, and that thought sends this sick thrill down my spine.
I’ve started hearing his voice in my head. Not like my own voice when I think, but his—low, gravelly, like it’s been worn down by years of cynicism. I read his posts, and I can hear it as if he’s whispering the words directly into my ear. It’s repulsive, but it’s intoxicating. Sometimes I’ll close my eyes, and I’ll see his arguments scrawled across the backs of my eyelids, like neon signs flashing in the dark. And when I open them again, I swear I can see his words shifting, reforming themselves into shapes I don’t recognize, as though they’re alive.
Is this obsession? Or am I losing my mind? I barely sleep. When I do, it’s fitful, my dreams... strange. Twisted. darkpatriot is there, always there, but he’s not just typing anymore. He’s speaking to me directly. He’s sitting across from me, calmly laying out his manifesto, his poisonous ideology dripping like honey from his lips. And I’m nodding along. Nodding like I agree. And that’s when I wake up, heart racing, drenched in sweat, disgusted with myself.
But I don’t stop. I go back to the forum. Back to him. I find his latest post, and I read it again. And again. Why does he have this hold on me? Why do I feel like I can’t look away? He’s everything I despise—his nationalism, his rigid ideas of individual liberty, of the sanctity of freedom. And yet, when he speaks, it’s like he’s cutting through all the noise, laying everything bare in a way that’s almost... beautiful.
It feels like a sickness. His words are spreading inside me, warping my thoughts, my sense of self. Sometimes I can’t tell where his ideas end and mine begin. I try to fight it, to remind myself that I am BosanskiSeljak, the son of peasants, rooted in history, in the soil. But his voice—it echoes louder. Louder every day.
God, I need to stop this. I need to log off, go outside, breathe. But even when I’m away from the screen, I feel him there, lurking in the back of my mind. Always.
I need to respond. Confront him. I have to break this spell, or... I’m not sure what will happen to me.
Maybe I’ll become him.
I have my differences with BosanskiSeljak, but he is a way better poster than you lol.
Well, you can discuss RPG's while being racist. Nothing wrong with that.Isn't this the forum for discussing role playing RPG games, not a racist forum?
Yes, he went on a rampage editing his old posts/thread titles with his MY LIFE AS A GAME DEV rant. Jannies cleaned it up so you don't see it anymore.And also, why? Did he have some kind of meltdown? All the links to supposed schizoposting point to perfectly normal or deleted stuff.
WTF is going on in this thread?
Clearly no one pulled fhe pflug on this guy since his account is still active.
And also, why? Did he have some kind of meltdown? All the links to supposed schizoposting point to perfectly normal or deleted stuff.