TheDiceMustRoll
Game Analist
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you know, after at least 15 straight years (since the HD era began) of "We already got your money, dude. :^)" it seems like ya'll just dont know what the fuck to think about CDPR.
How does it feel now that the shoe's on the other foot, console plebs? Decades of butchered control schemes, TV user interfaces and matchbox-sized levels, now it's your turn to taste the decline!But we made it even more difficult for ourselves by wanting to make the game look epic on PCs and then adjusting it to consoles, especially old gens.
Regarding the doe-eyed "commitment to quality"... man, however you try to spin this - you shipped a game where the guy's dick is clipping through his pants in the inventory screen. This was rushed out underbaked like no other game has ever been, literally with no pants on.
And you come asking for people to trust you.
Now this nigga is pure hyperbole there have been plenty of games like this Kotor 2, Vtmb, Arcanum. and Im saying this as fan of those games fans dedicated their shitty lifes to restoring kotor 2 cut content and fixing broken vtmb...Regarding the doe-eyed "commitment to quality"... man, however you try to spin this - you shipped a game where the guy's dick is clipping through his pants in the inventory screen. This was rushed out underbaked like no other game has ever been, literally with no pants on.
Link the CDPR forum post, I want the salt.
Enough sayd.
Link the CDPR forum post, I want the salt.
Enough sayd.
And you come asking for people to trust you.
Those games did not have the luxury of several years of development, 800+ employees, and essentially endless cash to burn.Now this nigga is pure hyperbole there have been plenty of games like this Kotor 2, Vtmb, Arcanum.
Why does it matter to me? I still had to pay the same price for them at release.Those games did not have the luxury of several years of development, 800+ employees, and essentially endless cash to burn.
)Link the CDPR forum post, I want the salt.
Enough sayd.
theres no salt
The point is that they're not in a position to use the "time and money" excuse Obsidian & Friends have regularly used over the years.What does it matter to me? I still had to pay the same price for them at release.
Such a doll.Here, have a younger and less makeup wearing Evelyn from the same guy who modeled her current in-game incarnation.
Oh, the fact that they could've done this anytime before? Maybe because AJ review videos have usually 1+ million of views on YouTube? Maybe because AJ was one of their biggest fanboy, who had direct contact with CDPR multiple times in the past? You tell me.
As much as I want to criticize CDPR, I don't remember Bioware/EA acting similar after ME:A or Anthem (they just abandoned the games).
Such a doll.Here, have a younger and less makeup wearing Evelyn from the same guy who modeled her current in-game incarnation.
because they can afford to
"We didnt see the dick from that guy sticking out of his pants." Man, where did they find those Q&A testers so used to see dicks hanging from pants? Are they so used to see that, that they didnt notice? Do they work on a gay bar?Regarding the doe-eyed "commitment to quality"... man, however you try to spin this - you shipped a game where the guy's dick is clipping through his pants in the inventory screen. This was rushed out underbaked like no other game has ever been, literally with no pants on.
And you come asking for people to trust you.
Regarding the doe-eyed "commitment to quality"... man, however you try to spin this - you shipped a game where the guy's dick is clipping through his pants in the inventory screen. This was rushed out underbaked like no other game has ever been, literally with no pants on.
And you come asking for people to trust you.
"We didnt see the dick from that guy sticking out of his pants." Man, where did they find those Q&A testers so used to see dicks hanging from pants? Are they so used to see that, that they didnt notice? Do they work on a gay bar?