Cleve Blakemore Foams At The Mouth

[Diogo Ribeiro]

We already know you were spanked in your childhood.

 

[Killzig]

He's obsessed with the spanking isn't he? I'm sure all of the four users at the grimoire forum will keep a keen eye towards the lurkers!

 

[ExitiumFan]

We are larger and more numerous than you know. The action of spamming our forums has delivered to us an unforseen side effect: many have rallied to the cause of righteousness to combat the vile existence of the RPG Codex. A mere glance at RPGDot would suggest as much.

 

[Killzig]

We are larger and more numerous than you know. The action of spamming our forums has delivered to us an unforseen side effect: many have rallied to the cause of righteousness to combat the vile existence of the RPG Codex. A mere glance at RPGDot would suggest as much.

Bring it on! I love deflowering christian asses!

 

[ExitiumFan]

You will deflower no one so long as righteous men are alive.

 

[Diogo Ribeiro]

Well, that's true. Maybe we can rape them to death, then deflower the virgins.

 

[Killzig]

You will deflower no one so long as righteous men are alive.

I ALREADY DEFLOWERED YOU! EVEN IF YOU DO NOT KNOW IT YET. THE POWER OF JESUS IS SO!

 

[ExitiumFan]

You mock the holy spirit?

 

[Killzig]

You mock the holy spirit?

No, I am the holy spirit. Check your ass, its bleeding.

 

[ExitiumFan]

You are going to hell.

 

[Killzig]

You are going to hell.

Hell is the new heaven. Just like black is the new pink.

 

[Diogo Ribeiro]

Hell and heaven are the same, because they both smell like sweet virgin ass.

 

[Balor]

Now, if such retards populate Heaven... and considering the company I'll have in Hell, I guess god will have to drag me to Heaven kicking and screaming.
*shudders*
Better to rule in Hell then to serve in Heaven!

 

[corvax]

You mock the holy spirit?

my advice to you is that you should just quit. you're not gonna win anything by posting more of such nonsense here.

 

[Saran]

I would just like to distance myself from the sinners of this board, they have went too far with their childish remarks, i thought it was all fun and games but i now see how hurtfull some of my remarks are.

While i do have some problems with cleve, i would like to say that i wish him nothing but the best with Grimoire, any man that can put up with such abuse and still continue developing a game deserves all the respect in the world.

Those of you that support Cleve should visit this , its a forum i set up for those of us that believe in Cleve's vision, a place were we can distance ourselves from these despicable monsters.

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

I've banned their IPs and cleaned their posts out.

I hope nobody saw the horrible stuff they were posting up here. They were some of the most hideous graphic images I have ever seen. I'm speaking of course of the undoctored photos of their own faces.

That was Exitium's face, right? Well, 2.8 is 2.8.

I deleted that picture of Ian Cheung and I got an automated email from the Wayback machine that said when they sent that image to be archived, their server tower suddenly sprouted legs, disconnected it's own parallel port and ran off - and has not been seen since. That dude gives whole new meaning to the expression "butt ugly." The guy's face looked like a 3D television commercial for diaper rash. I can only guess how many times his parents moved house with no forwarding address before they were able to ditch him when he was little. The doctor probably didn't know which end to spank when he was born. Before you ask why the guy has such a chip on his shoulder, I demand an explanation to know how he got a baboon's ass grafted on the end of his neck. I couldn't quite make out that expression he had, I'd generalize it by calling it "proctology examination." The fellow looked like somebody hit him with the ugly stick, it stuck in place and they just left it there. Looked like a drunk taxidermist putting together a piece of performance art. I'd sue a veterinarian for leaving my dog's face looking that way after a car accident. The poor lad was that homely. Unless somebody builds him a mate like Elissa Manchester in BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, this critter is not going to be courting any time soon this century. If I was that ugly, I wouldn't even have sex with myself. Very Happy

Other than the old, old, old "Didn't know which end to spank", "Baboon ass on neck", "Ugly stick", and "No forwarding address" insults, I'd say this paragraph was pretty funny. Though, he did leave out the old, old, old "You so ugly, when you were a baby, your parents had to feed you with a sling shot" and "You so ugly, your parents had to tie a steak around your neck to get a dog to play with you" lines.

I don't know. Maybe I'm being too hard on the World's Smartest Man, but I kind of expect a little more than recycling insults from In Living Color.

Anyway, I've banned all their IPs and will ban and delete them if I detect them back on the board under any concealed alias as well.

All two of them? Considering there were only two people involved as far as I know, I bet that took a while.

What really bugged me was not these thin wristed shrill girly men attacking me, I can take it - I'd chew these guys up like beef jerky and spit out souffle.

If I were the World's Smartest Man, here's where I would come up with a fat joke.

I couldn't believe they were going over to RPGDOT and cursing the unpaid, unrecognized staff like that.

Wait.. What? This is news to me.

These kids definitely came from the MTV latchkey generation, they've got mouths on them like Eminem, another 4'6 120 lb Gen-X loser.

I'm old enough to remember when MTV first started and actually played music videos.

They probably grew up in single mother homes and were likely lucky if their mothers even showed up to supervise them on occasion. I'd say theirs were wasted lives, except the truth is - nobody misses 'em, anyhow.

Well, I have to say that single mother homes still beat living in a hole in the ground.

RPGCodex is not only as bad as it has been accused of in the past (by many, many people over the past two years) it is demonstrably worse than anybody could have imagined until today. Really class act what they did this morning. Likely the high point of their existence.

I wouldn't flatter yourself.

If anybody sees them again on here, even lurking, please bring it to my attention.

Vauilt Dweller was lurking there earlier. That's how he cut and pasted your post.

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

I couldn't believe they were going over to RPGDOT and cursing the unpaid, unrecognized staff like that.

Wait.. What? This is news to me.

Okay, after discussing this with someone who is part of the unpaid, unrecogized staff at RPGDot, I can safely say that Cleve is full of shit about this. Not sure why he would want to make something like this up, but then again, the man lives in a hole in the ground.

 

[dteowner]

Maybe you ought to ask someone else.

Thought I'd clear up some confusion just for grins. These posts are still available for viewing by anyone that cares to think for themselves.

"I'm surprised corwin was able to take a break from sucking cleve's dick and massaging his ego to post this trash. The corwin and cleve double team must have burned their quota of jews and blacks this month, so he had a few spare minutes inbetween rimjob sessions. But it's ok, because god told him to suck dick and smite teh unbelievers. Har har."

"Rendelius, you moron. What difference does some lame user name make? Nothing. If I registered as "Cleve_is_a_fat_dickhead", would that magically make it all better? If that's the best you can do you may as well shut up until someone vaguely intelligent comes along and gives a bandwagon to jump on. Cleve has been lying and claiming the game was coming out soon for YEARS now. He has been constantly spewing his stupidity across the internet in that time (in between dry humping sessions with his lapdog corwin). He's up there with lunatics like Jack Chick and Derek Smart. You'd be better off pre-ordering that Phantom console and DNF mentioned previously by the enlightened poster.

Let the hive pity party begin.

Love and kisses.

Thanks."

Sorry to confuse the issue with facts. :wink:

 

[Fez]

So what, two random guests trolling? You're bound to get that all the time with guests, like those spammers that keep trying to sell Russian cigarettes or people who try the "PLZ CLICK MY LINK" duping posts to get them ad revenue or something. Trolls worse than that turn up even on knitting pattern forum discussions. :D

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Maybe you ought to ask someone else.

Thought I'd clear up some confusion just for grins. These posts are still available for viewing by anyone that cares to think for themselves.

Oh, I see. So RPGCodex has the lock on the People Who Don't Like Cleve Committee. I mean, those years and years of flamebaiting and angsty postings he's made on usenet and various other places haven't made him any enemies anywhere else.

 

[Seven]

Maybe you ought to ask someone else.

Thought I'd clear up some confusion just for grins. These posts are still available for viewing by anyone that cares to think for themselves.

"I'm surprised corwin was able to take a break from sucking cleve's dick and massaging his ego to post this trash. The corwin and cleve double team must have burned their quota of jews and blacks this month, so he had a few spare minutes inbetween rimjob sessions. But it's ok, because god told him to suck dick and smite teh unbelievers. Har har."

"Rendelius, you moron. What difference does some lame user name make? Nothing. If I registered as "Cleve_is_a_fat_dickhead", would that magically make it all better? If that's the best you can do you may as well shut up until someone vaguely intelligent comes along and gives a bandwagon to jump on. Cleve has been lying and claiming the game was coming out soon for YEARS now. He has been constantly spewing his stupidity across the internet in that time (in between dry humping sessions with his lapdog corwin). He's up there with lunatics like Jack Chick and Derek Smart. You'd be better off pre-ordering that Phantom console and DNF mentioned previously by the enlightened poster.

Let the hive pity party begin.

Love and kisses.

Thanks."

Sorry to confuse the issue with facts. :wink:

Well here's a fact for you: that doesn't prove jack shit.

"Sorry to confuse the issue with facts." Oh yeah because that shows beyond any doubt that staffers from the Codex were involved--I don't know why I didn't see it myself--Oh wait I know… I didn't see it because there's no FACTUAL connection. Maybe your retarded ass should look up the definition of the word fact before you decide to deploy it in an argument.

 

[Spazmo]

Suppose two random people who may or may not have posted on our forum at one or another time actually did decide to spam up RPGDot for whatever reason. Is that suddenly our fault? I don't see how we're responsible for every moron who visits our site. When BioWare or Bethesda fanboys come along here and start flaming people and bitching about what omg nubz we are for not recognising the greatness of NWN/Morrowind/etc., I don't go crying to David Gaider or Pete Hines asking them why they can't keep their fans on a leash.

If you have proof that a staff member was behind it, then you have a beef with the Codex. Unless it's Exitium. I refuse to be responsible for any of his drama.

 

[Sol Invictus]

Yeah, I did it.

 

[jiujitsu]

<SolInvictus> http://www.rpgcodex.com/phpBB/viewtopic ... 435#130435
<SolInvictus> Dont you just love spazmo?

Yes.

 

[Sol Invictus]

<jiu-jitsu> owned! omg guys do you know what I just did?
<Saint_Proverbius> What?
<Fez> eh?
<jiu-jitsu> lol take a look at the rpgdot forum