Cleve Blakemore Foams At The Mouth

[jiujitsu]

The difference between my IRC log and Exitium's IRC log is that mine is actually truthful. Not made up by a sadistic, whiney, egomaniacal, dog eater who everyone wants to see banned from life.

 

[Saran]

And to think that they say this place is a circle jerk.

 

[Sol Invictus]

<jiu-jitsu> I wish Saint would just hurry up and ban ex
<Fez> uhm... why?
<jiu-jitsu> he said that I'd get a place on the staff if it wasn't already full at the moment
<jiu-jitsu> i know itll happen soon
<Alios> keep on dreaming faggot

Owned.

 

[jiujitsu]

Exitium, the fact that you have to keep creating fake logs just proves you are a fucking loser. It also proves you have nothing on me. Therefore, I win.

 

[Sarvis]

And to think that they say this place is a circle jerk.

It isn't?

*zips up*

:blush:

 

[atoga]

It is Rex who is Cleve! Tell me that isn't true.

 

[Ap_Jolly]

It is very mysterious, indeed...

 

[S4ur0n27]

Cleve is Rex's father, he raped his mom in 'nam.

 

[Ap_Jolly]

Then why did Cleve torch Rex in an abandoned garage? Is it because he was Rexes imaginary homo boyfriend and didn't appreciate him enough?

Or did Rex torch himself because Cleve was his alternative personality only he didn't know it (like in Fight Club)?

Or PERHAPS "Rex" was actually John, Cleve's gay lover, who imagined himself to be Rex, because of extensive brain damage caused by LSD in his days of hippie youth?

MAYBE there was no "Rex", only Cleve, who was 3 personalities at once - Rex, Cleve, and John (because John's alternative personality was Cleve), who burned the REAL Rex in the abandoned garage, and when confronted by "the trenchcoat", he went insane, so Cleve/John died, and only Rex remained (confined to the Hell of his own nightmares)?

One thing is certain, however: God hates fags.

 

[DarkSign]

Ive resisted jumping into this whole thing, but Rex, buddy, you're showing your immaturity man.

Just lay low for awhile for god's sake...that is if you arent the attention-seeking whore others call you.

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

In case anyone cares, Killzig pointed me to Cleve's big rant page where Cleve talks about Exitium being fired as if he had some sort of say on the decision. Apparently he also thinks we apologized to him at some point, which is pretty funny. Oh, and he made up the name of some legal practice saying they're the ones that are going to sue the site or something.

He's right about one thing, I'm still going to make fun of him for being a fat ass!

 

[Ap_Jolly]

Apparently, RPGCodex is popular enough to bring down his website to its knees by "leaching" screenshots, so he's worried about his "Internet reputation". This is my take on the situation.

Of course, you have to be a gigantic loser for putting long-distance call to some law firm in KY about a libel suit against obscure RPG website, but that's a fact sure to be lost on people who admire Clevie...

 

[DarkSign]

Hmm. I went to his website and I couldnt register on the forums. Surely he cant have blocked ALL Codexer's ips?

 

[Whipporowill]

Maybe he blocked ALL ip's... just to be sure he got us all.

 

[Shagnak]

I just get a huge mySQL error on that beta forum that allows guest posters, and a message saying "Sorry, but this username has already been taken" or something when I try to register (despite not having been given the chance to enter anything)

Normally you would get some message saying you have been banned, wouldn't you?
Dang, and I so wanted to remonstrate with the rpg-genius in a reasonable manner, too.

 

[Spazmo]

And Grimoire is a prime candidate for the Shit Games Liberation Front, too.

 

[Shagnak]

Oh yes, in my efforts to liberate it I even obtained a different IP and still couldnt get registered at the forums.
*Sigh*
If a candidate for liberation isn't even interested in being extracted, well, it makes the job of my organisation that much harder :wink:

 

[Vault Dweller]

Cleve vs Exitium

After I asked RPGCodex to document some of the details of my vast neo-nat-zee empire, my visits to natzee forums and my sponsorship of these organizations, here was their reply in a nutshell:

1. "Libel is a hard thing to prove in court."

2. "Cleve did say multiculturalism will end in race war for the United States. That's natzee talk."

3. "Even if it wasn't true, it SHOULD be."

4. "You can say pretty much anything you want about anybody on the Internet and they can't do much about it, irregardless if it is true or not."

Shortly thereafter I posted verbatim one of the most bizarre racist screeds I have ever seen on the .Net up here, by no less than Exitium himself on their chat server. Here was their response:

1. "Saying Jews should have all been killed in the Holocaust is just our way of having a little fun here at the Codex and blowing off steam. Haha! See what I'm saying? Funny stuff, that."

2. "Let's all go over to the forum at Golden Era and post a ton of pictures of fat women scat porno, horrible perversions and aborted fetuses to show Cleve he's the evil one with the mental problems. That's the best way to let him know he's got serious issues."

3. "Anyhow, this is all boring and besides, Exitium is just a wild and crazy guy who enjoys Satanic imagery, hates his own race and wants to kill a lot of people. He's got it together in a big way, this lad is going places. Here's a big photo of his face, too."

4. "Let's try to apologize to Cleve and see if we can just make this all go away, tongue-in-cheek, as if it was all a great big gag. If he doesn't buy it, we'll go back over to the Codex and keep talking about how fat the super-colossus is. Anyhoo, there's no way that guy is packing more than 250 pounds of muscle, tops, with 50 pounds of fat. He needs to work on his six-pack, like those gay guys on the cover of Men's Fitness and Health."

... shortly thereafter Exitium got fired and demoted back to general drifter/troublemaking vagrant there. Completely unrelated, of course. So maybe we'll put this all behind us. Or maybe Desotto Associates in Kentucky will get back to me soon with a quote on pursuing a defamation case against these guys. We'll see.

One thing is for sure, Cleve's hilariously funny. If the writing in the game is as good as all the stuff on the front page, it could be worth taking a look.

Cleve vs Bryce

Checked in again at the Codex to see if I could sift for any more legal intel, I found some extreme clown over there named "Bryce777" claiming to be a beta tester who reveals a fantastic story about a "Star Child" in Grimoire who has to "battle alien races." Nothing to do with the game of any kind. Completely fabricated out of thin air. About as real as my sponsor account at "Stormfront" and anything else printed at RPGCodex. I think this was some loser who begged me to get into the beta test, as a reward for including him he immediately violates his NDA and goes posting some wild, crazy stuff that has nothing to do with the game on the internet.

This is why I like to keep the beta test super tight. Apparently loosening the restrictions even a little was a mistake. Those sad people you see on the public transport system riding the bus, the grown men who live with their parents and have never kissed a girl or cleared more than $10K in a year, they're all over the net like flies.

The real beta test continues to go well, honestly I have not seen anything yet that represented a major bug. Most of the problems have to do with the extremely shonky nature of the Simkin script language I embedded for the NPCs and the fact I had a crash on my laptop about a week before the beta started. Otherwise, it's all smooth sailing.

Lies, all lies, I tells ya!!! Star Child? Nonsense! Completely fabricated!!! Screenshot? What screenshot? A fake fabricated by the enemies of Grimoire who are attacking my bunker as I type it. And it's clearly not a star child! Any idiot can tell that it's a Higher Being (tm) from a galaxy far, far away!

 

[Ap_Jolly]

I think bryce777 is a lot more believable person than this Cleve character.

 

[Jinxed]

Wait a sec, what's he going to do when it comes out (yeah right) and whatever bryce wrote is actually true?

Maybe it will get released in 5 years, and no one will remember.

 

[Ap_Jolly]

No, he'll just have plenty of time to change the story.

 

[Elwro]

Nah, he can just add a static jpg image saying "...and then you woke up" at the end of the game. "See? There was no Star Child after all! The Codex was wrong all the time!"

 

[Spazmo]

He'd probably just have to change a couple captions. Instead of "Star Child comes at last to us and brings racial purity to the humans HEIL CLEVE", he just has to write "Star Child comes at last to us and brings racial tolerance and love and stuff."

 

[Claw]

What'd be the point of trying to get into the beta if one's going to post lies? Moreover, if all bryce777 posted had "nothing to do with the game" how is it a violation of the NDA?

 

[Ap_Jolly]

You are right! Cleve is having one of his "Holocaust denials".