Community Codex Server Upgrade Drive

[Tacgnol]

Why are you hiding in the woods, DarkUnderlord ?

On the run from the filth with his gang of outlaw bush rangers. The Martin gang.

 

[IDtenT]

Everyone who donated $100 or more will soon be asked where they live... or what their best postal address is.

Why are you telling us about all the stuff you've got?

 

[Immortal]

> A table of Inxile Tat and Garbage
What did they mean by this?



Does RPG Codex have a patreon?

 

[Tavar]

Because we're greedy pigs and also inflation.

Wonderful.

 

[King Crispy]

If any of you ever walk into my shop wearing one of those pins I'm shooting first and asking questions later.

 

[The_Mask]

First off, DarkUnderlord made a poll. We voted. He chose pins, which were not on the poll, as far as I recall, and so that is a reason to snicker.

Then when he presents memorabilia some of us will receive, he casually does it over a table of his own "memorabilia". Another reason to snicker.

And now... this...

If any of you ever walk into my shop wearing one of those pins I'm shooting first and asking questions later.

I mean, you can't make this shit up. If you're not laughing at this, your heart is made of stone. I love this place.

EDIT: We voted "No" for something else. That was a mistake. Another reason to laugh out loud. Never give DarkUnderlord leeway like this! haha

 

[baud]

First off, DarkUnderlord made a poll. We voted. He chose pins, which were not on the poll, as far as I recall, and so that is a reason to snicker.

what poll?

 

[The_Mask]

what poll?

Page 3. Scroll down.

 

[baud]

what poll?

Page 3. Scroll down.

thanks. It's nice how having enough buttons allows to make polls in posts

 

[Kruno]

what poll?

Page 3. Scroll down.

I randomly click on pages and read a few words before repeating. How could I possibly find a poll within all that?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I have emailed the following users:

• asfasdf
• Temaperacl
• Mr. Magniloquent
• FORUMS ARE DEAD - RPGS ARE DEAD - STOP PLAYING GAMES - STOP JERKING OFF - LET JESUS CHRIST IN YOUR LIFE - is there a character limit on this thing
• Helly
• Popot
• 4too
• Yaar Podshipnik
• agris
• Grunker
• Parsimonious cook
• Lord of Riva
• baud
• tsiforb
• Nortar
• Tavar
• Palikka
• @Tarantulos-Eduardo-Sanchez
• oldmanpaco
• warcrimes666
• Riddler
• thesheeep
• Tramboi
• Styg
• simmschn
• Nicebrain
• abnaxus
• Decado
• Kleptocratic debt serf
• Trojan_generic
• Maculo
• sorinmask
• SoupNazi
• imajia
• Kaivokz
• pOcHa
• Kalarion

If the email bounced, I PMd you. Further compound the mistakes in your life by telling me where you live so that I can send your Authentic Codex Memorial Pin to you.

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

Can I also plz get a Codex pin? I'm not donating any money, I just want the pin. Thx!

 

[Tavar]

Can I also plz get a Codex pin? I'm not donating any money, I just want the pin. Thx!

If you don't want to donate, I'm sure DU will sell a pin to you for 100$.

 

[The_Sloth_Sleeps]

How will we know when the server is updated?

 

[Mr. Magniloquent]

DarkUnderlord Thanks, but no thanks.

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

DarkUnderlord Thanks, but no thanks.

I'll take this guy's pin, since he doesn't want it. Please send it to:

1100 S Ocean Blvd,
Palm Beach FL 33480,
United States of America

 

[Abracadabra]

If the email bounced, I PMd you. Further compound the mistakes in your life by telling me where you live so that I can send your Authentic Codex Memorial Pin to you.

Don't trust him! He is going to post your real names and where you live in the mod forum! You will get sent a million free qurans and they will sign you up to the scientologists!

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

Mail went to the email associated with PayPal, instead of the one I use as contact to the codex, took me some time to find. Was also in spam, and flagged sus.

 

[agris]

Gmail flagged as spam also.

 

[The_Mask]

Yeah, it went straight to spam for me as well, but that feels like it's the system's fault, not DU's.

 

[Grunker]

flagged sus.

It's from the Codex, so it is sus

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Yeah, it went straight to spam for me as well, but that feels like it's the system's fault, not DU's.

Technically it's because I'm sending from the rpgcodex domain name but not using the rpgcodex mail server. I could fix that but eh.

Also the wording of the email may not have helped.

 

[agris]

DarkUnderlord

You've made a lot of mistakes in your life. One of them was by [creating the] Codex. Due to this error, you are eligible to receive a [lifetime of pain, regret and Xenforo plug-in compatibility problems]. For every [year of your vital life] you donated, [to the upkeep of this cesspit] you are eligible to have 1 [metric ton of failed Kickstarter swag delivered to your own personal desert penal colony.]

You mistakenly donated at least [18 years of your life] which makes you eligible for 1 [Numanuma novella package].

We'd like you to further compound your mistakes by telling us where [Chris Avellone touched you] so that we can post your [all-time high score].

We just need to know:
Your first and last name
Your mailing address
Your country
Your date of birth
Your blood type
The number and type of firearms you harbor
…and your personal identification number

Once we have this information, we will engage a {{{professional delivery personnel}}} to deliver your [just reward].

 

[fork]

FORUMS ARE DEAD - RPGS ARE DEAD - STOP PLAYING GAMES - STOP JERKING OFF - LET JESUS CHRIST IN YOUR LIFE - is there a character limit on this thing​

Was this ever solved? Is there a character limit on that thing?

 

[Maculo]

Glad I checked this thread. Gmail marked it as spam.