Grand Strategy Crusader Kings III

[fantadomat]

Hmmm the pack seems very small...

 

[fantadomat]

Anybody know when they are going to release the "free demo" ?

Paradox games aren't really well protected. It just needs to be uploaded to your "demo" site of choice.

It was released like 3-5 hours ago.....the free demo i mean lol.

 

[Xamenos]

Anybody know when they are going to release the "free demo" ?

Paradox games aren't really well protected. It just needs to be uploaded to your "demo" site of choice.

It was released like 3-5 hours ago.....the free demo i mean lol.

Yeah, I'd be playing already if I didn't have work to do. But apparently it hasn't been uploaded everywhere yet.

 

[IDtenT]

How is performance so far?

Fastest runs too fast for battle.

 

[fantadomat]

Anybody know when they are going to release the "free demo" ?

Paradox games aren't really well protected. It just needs to be uploaded to your "demo" site of choice.

It was released like 3-5 hours ago.....the free demo i mean lol.

Yeah, I'd be playing already if I didn't have work to do. But apparently it hasn't been uploaded everywhere yet.

Ahhh i mean that the sea version was put out 3-5 hours ago,i am already installing it to see if it is a passable game. It is some royal delux edition or something.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

Played for a bit. Massively out of practice with CK. Started on Ireland, the baby island for newbies, and am furiously trying to drown my sons because I FUCKING HATE SPLITTING TITLES AMONG HEIRS AND THE IRISH ARE TOO STUPID TO GET DECENT SUCCESSION LAWS AAAAAAAAAAAA
1200 UNTIL PRIMOGENITURE AAAAAAAAAAAAA 1050 UNTIL HOUSE SENIORITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Other than that though, pretty good. Taking some getting used to the new interface, seeming mostly fine (The one bad standout is that tooltips tend to linger and require flailing the mouse to get rid of them) but since I'm both rusty in my CK and this rejiggered stuff, it takes me a while to find what I'm looking for. Music's a little odd, seems like they're trying to make it more dynamic but that means almost nothing plays out for longer than maybe a minute because some random-ass event will pop up, or you'll go to war, or SOMETHING will change it. Also see that they're pushing 100,000 concurrent players on Steam and since it's also on game pass and (I assume) Paradox's own store and probably Epic game store, sounds like the people are hungry for gay incest.

 

[Xamenos]

Ahhh i mean that the sea version was put out 3-5 hours ago,i am already installing it to see if it is a passable game. It is some royal delux edition or something.

Yes, we ARE talking about the same thing. They always include all the bells and whistles. And it's almost certainly not a passable game, but I still feel compelled to see for myself too.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

There are some SJW things in this game btw.
You can not expel a certain people and Deus Vult is gone.

Didn't expelling the jews come in one of the DLCs, anyway? I could be mistaken since my CK2 memory's a big fucking mess over years and various states, but for some reason I thought that got expanded in the Sons of Abraham DLC or something. Didn't think you could take loans and then banish them at launch.

 

[The_Mask]

Every time someone compares CK 2 to this new title, in this thread, I am tempted to ask which CK 2 are we talking about? CK 2 plain base game, or CK 2 with all add-ons and DLCs. Because they're 2 very different games.

 

[Straight elf]

I got the game through X bawks pass and it seems...random? In 90 minutes of playing, Austria converted to a heretical faith and nearly all kingdoms are going through civil wars. Reminds me of Hearts of Iron III upon release where they attempted to please the "historical railroading sucks" crowd and we ended up witnessing Italian invasions of Finland all the time.

 

[Sinilevä]

So how shitty is the game on a scale of 1-5, where 1 is "crap" and 5 is "utter shit"? I would maybe consider donwloading an extended demo only if it's in 1-2 range.

 

[Kitchen Utensil]

You people who buy these Paradox cashgrabs are complete retards and the reason why everything is shit.

 

[Kitchen Utensil]

So how shitty is the game on a scale of 1-5, where 1 is "crap" and 5 is "utter shit"? I would maybe consider donwloading an extended demo only if it's in 1-2 range.

5

Strange scale you use there buddy.

 

[Kitchen Utensil]

Anybody know when they are going to release the "free demo" ?

You can demo it for 1 dollar. Just make a new gamepass account

And all of you gamepass shills are even worse btw.
Fuck, just pirate the game, but don't pay for these retarded subscription services.

 

[LizardWizard]

Well if you're asking for THAT free demo on this site hours after it was already out in the wild then you're failing at being a pirate

 

[jungl]

lol idk everything sucks so far in this sequel. War is more annoying then ever with all the clicking you got to do. The enemy AI is a spaz that constantly makes bad decisions where if you have the movement boost can constantly force easy winnable skirmishes for reknown farming.

I don't understand the good reviews.

 

[Xamenos]

I don't understand the good reviews.

When was the last time a reviewer, any reviewer, was right about anything?

 

[Kitchen Utensil]

lol idk everything sucks so far in this sequel. War is more annoying then ever with all the clicking you got to do. The enemy AI is a spaz that constantly makes bad decisions where if you have the movement boost can constantly force easy winnable skirmishes for reknown farming.

I don't understand the good reviews.

Paid for by Paradox with the millions in DLC money they made from retarded whales.

 

[Xamenos]

lol idk everything sucks so far in this sequel. War is more annoying then ever with all the clicking you got to do. The enemy AI is a spaz that constantly makes bad decisions where if you have the movement boost can constantly force easy winnable skirmishes for reknown farming.

I don't understand the good reviews.

Paid for by Paradox with the millions in DLC money they made from retarded whales.

I genuinely don't think Paradox paid off any reviewers. CK3 as it stands is just really appealing to the average reviewer's sensibilities: Dumbed down gameplay, degeneracy, memery and viewing the past through a rainbow-colored lense.

 

[Zariusz]

You people who buy these Paradox cashgrabs are complete retards and the reason why everything is shit.

"buy"?

 

[fantadomat]

Fuck,i haven't felt that insulted in a fucking long time. The lazy disgusting cunts couldn't even bother checking the houses of the rulers and ended up making a made up names. Also there is only 2 starting years,lazy cunts,hope that this shit flops!

 

[Tigranes]

In 24 hours, the historical grand strategy game will be released, and this thread will be 60% "my medieval waifu is not hot enough fuck those SJWs who are obsessed with this shit argh" and the other 40% will be fantadomat raging at how they fucked up Bulgaria and this wasn't worth pirating and here is his review after the first 80 hours

Ahhh i mean that the sea version was put out 3-5 hours ago,i am already installing it to see if it is a passable game. It is some royal delux edition or something.

Fuck,i haven't felt that insulted in a fucking long time. The lazy disgusting cunts couldn't even bother checking the houses of the rulers and ended up making a made up names. Also there is only 2 starting years,lazy cunts,hope that this shit flops!

plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose, you know

 

[Kitchen Utensil]

Fuck,i haven't felt that insulted in a fucking long time. The lazy disgusting cunts couldn't even bother checking the houses of the rulers and ended up making a made up names. Also there is only 2 starting years,lazy cunts,hope that this shit flops!

It will not flop.
People are too retarded nowadays.
They'll gobble this shit up.

 

[fantadomat]

Managed to get to the rules screen lol
Love all the diversity options buahahahahaha

 

[Sinilevä]

So how shitty is the game on a scale of 1-5, where 1 is "crap" and 5 is "utter shit"? I would maybe consider donwloading an extended demo only if it's in 1-2 range.

5

Strange scale you use there buddy.

I knew it. Otherwise game journos wouldn't give it 10/10.

Managed to get to the rules screen lol
Love all the diversity options buahahahahaha

lmao those options. Paracucks stand true to their name.