Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Zer0wing]

In my country the elgeebeetees were very safe during communism, there was a special prison block reserved for them, nobody could touch them there. Their only inconvenience was mandatory "aversive" therapy, something akin to Alex' therapy in Clockwork Orange.

In my country, communists gave lgbts equal rights (and theferofe, equal responsibilites). The deviants, being unable to work like the rest of society does, have repaid like they used to - by spying in favor of the enemies and constructing conspiracies against the government that liberated them in the first place. The end was predictable - they all went to jail.
Moral of the story - Don't give LGBTs freedom, keep them in prison, keep them opressed.

 

[Darkzone]

There is no amount of Shits or Declines for this mess. It is neither anarchist nore rebellious and neither dystopian enough. It has neither teeth nore cuddly and it even does not sucks a dick. Simply put is plain worst kind of mediocrity and that kind that is neither good nor so bad, that it is good again. Forgettable!

 

[luj1]

There is no amount of Shits or Declines for this mess. It is neither anarchist nore rebellious and neither dystopian enough. It has neither teeth nore cuddly and it even does not sucks a dick. Simply put is plain worst kind of mediocrity and that kind that is neither good nor so bad, that it is good again. Forgettable!

That's not mediocre, that is a complete thematic miss.

 

[Melcar]

There is no amount of Shits or Declines for this mess. It is neither anarchist nore rebellious and neither dystopian enough. It has neither teeth nore cuddly and it even does not sucks a dick. Simply put is plain worst kind of mediocrity and that kind that is neither good nor so bad, that it is good again. Forgettable!

That's not mediocre, that is a complete thematic miss.

What in the fuck is that? Holy shit.

 

[undecaf]

Spoiler

Just wait for the explosion.

 

[AwesomeButton]

See that dong? You can climb it!

 

[Danikas]

Spoiler

Just wait for the explosion.

 

[norolim]

Zed WTF?! Why you hiding this from us, Zed? Zeeeed!!!

 

[Chippy]

So is this gonna b gud?.
Haven't really been following it 'cause I'm a pessimist.

 

[Morkar Left]

'cause I'm a pessimist.

Then you know the answer already...

 

[Zer0wing]

What in the fuck is that? Holy shit.

TFW Mekong Delta are more PROTEST, more anti-corpo and more PUNK than actual punk rock band.

Spoiler

That face is

 

[Herumor]

Have they said anything about whether the Chippin' In from last year's gameplay demo will be in the game? Because this one is absolutely shit in comparison.

 

[Yosharian]

There is no amount of Shits or Declines for this mess. It is neither anarchist nore rebellious and neither dystopian enough. It has neither teeth nore cuddly and it even does not sucks a dick. Simply put is plain worst kind of mediocrity and that kind that is neither good nor so bad, that it is good again. Forgettable!

That's not mediocre, that is a complete thematic miss.

What in the fuck is that? Holy shit.

Does that sound Cyberpunk to anyone else? Cos it does not sound Cyberpunk to me

 

[Zer0wing]

Have they said anything about whether the Chippin' In from last year's gameplay demo will be in the game? Because this one is absolutely shit in comparison.

They've decided to go with the new one and abandon the one from 2018 demo. To be honest, the old one misses the point completely, moreso than current one.

 

[Whipped Cream]

See that dong? You can climb it!

I'm going to be dissapointed if Todd Howard doesn't say "See that star? You can fly to it!" when Bethesda do their big Starfield reveal.

 

[Rahdulan]

Has there been a single Cyberpunk 2077 song public at large actually liked when it was first revealed? It's like they all grew on people with repeat listens.

 

[Yosharian]

Has there been a single Cyberpunk 2077 song public at large actually liked when it was first revealed? It's like they all grew on people with repeat listens.

I think the second one is ok

 

[ADL]

smh at all these lorelets bitching that it doesn't sound "cyberpunk enough" because it doesn't sound like the Blade Runner score. Refused is the perfect band for Samurai's music.

 

[Melcar]

I've heard better Cyberpunk tracks from those silly synthwave revival vids on Youtube.

 

[Quillon]

Define "Cyberpunk track".

 

[Alexios]

the game takes place under sunny skies

the entire theme is "woah prosthetic arms" and ">corpos"

half of what's been shown off has to do with driving cars or keanu reeves

stop complaining that the songs don't sound cyberpunk enough

 

[ADL]

Glad to see we have some resident "I saw Blade Runner once and that makes me an expert on the genre" idiot retards here too. It's cheap entertainment.

 

[Agame]

I'm going to be dissapointed if Todd Howard doesn't say "See that star? You can fly to it!" when Bethesda do their big Starfield reveal.

Dude... I will eat my Fallout 3 Collectors Edition Vault Boy Bobblehead if he doesn't say that!

 

[Ramnozack]

Don’t know much about refused other than they’re Swedish, which is already a red flag, are they poseur “““metal””” cucks or are they any good?

 

[karoliner]

cucks always cucks