Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Catacombs]

God, I can't stand that Alanah chick. The self-proclaimed guru of all things gaming related. Jesus Christ on a pogo.

Let her know how you feel in the comments.

 

[Nano]

Why does CDPR feel the need to pull these marketing stunts? It's not like this game isn't going to print money without them.

 

[GentlemanCthulhu]

I've already decided to kill any real-world people the moment I meet them in the game. I see it as immersion-breaker pest-control. Jesse Cox... I'm gonna tear that ass up.

 

[JDR13]

I've already decided to kill any real-world people the moment I meet them in the game. I see it as immersion-breaker pest-control. Jesse Cox... I'm gonna tear that ass up.

Even Keanu? C'mon man, you can't kill Keanu!

 

[DalekFlay]

Why does CDPR feel the need to pull these marketing stunts? It's not like this game isn't going to print money without them.

It's probably more about them wanting to be cool and close to Hollywood type shit than anything else, in Keanu's case. In these Youtuber's cases it's probably just someone on the team being a fan, I'd guess.

 

[GentlemanCthulhu]

Even Keanu? C'mon man, you can't kill Keanu!

It depends on the story. In the lore, Johnny Silverhand is an anarchist who wants to destroy the city - a notion I vehemently disagree with. If that is also the case in the game we'll be natural enemies anyways (at least on the first run).

 

[Jenkem]

Why does CDPR feel the need to pull these marketing stunts? It's not like this game isn't going to print money without them.

because showing gameplay would deflate people's hype

 

[GentlemanCthulhu]

because showing gameplay would deflate people's hype

ngl. i'm already sick and tired of all this exposure. i really hate how much i already know about the game. the magick has somewhat dissipated.

 

[JDR13]

Why does CDPR feel the need to pull these marketing stunts? It's not like this game isn't going to print money without them.

because showing gameplay would deflate people's hype

I've seen plenty of gameplay, and I definitely wasn't turned-off by it.

 

[Catacombs]

because showing gameplay would deflate people's hype

ngl. i'm already sick and tired of all this exposure. i really hate how much i already know about the game. the magick has somewhat dissipated.

Stop reading about the game's lore then.

 

[Kitchen Utensil]

And look at all the Codex losers buying this crap day 1, worrying whether their high end rigs will run this shit. lel.

Why does CDPR feel the need to pull these marketing stunts? It's not like this game isn't going to print money without them.

because showing gameplay would deflate people's hype

I've seen plenty of gameplay, and I definitely wasn't turned-off by it.

Of course not, you're mentally retarded.

 

[just]

everyone has lost an arm in cyberpunk world. or do they willingly install cyberarms? do these people not jerk off i cant imagine doing with with metal arms. seems cold.
do they have special masturbation arms any lorefags here? seems like the logical thing to have, pocket pussy already installed in the arm and since it's cyber technology it can move synced with the porn you watch
while writing this post i sorta changed my mind and i would probably install cyberarm of my own now

 

[Morgoth]

Another reason to boycott this POS "game".

 

[Storyfag]

everyone has lost an arm in cyberpunk world. or do they willingly install cyberarms?

Many that can afford it go for cyberware that enhances their capabilities.

 

[Herumor]

I still remember her from the days when tumblr was a thing and she posted pictures of herself in her underwear, while showing off her new couch or slippers. How the fuck does an attention whore somehow become relevant enough to get put into a game, I have no idea.

 

[Trans-Financial-Man]

she posted pictures of herself in her underwear,

There's your answer right there friend. I'm told from reliable friends that watch Funhaus that Alanna is fucking boring at best and obnoxious at worse. I speculate that some slav got thirsty and propositioned her. And she sent them pics. (underwear optional) and then got put in the game.

Really puts her video denying Urinalists get paid off in perspective

 

[Harthwain]

I still remember her from the days when tumblr was a thing and she posted pictures of herself in her underwear, while showing off her new couch or slippers. How the fuck does an attention whore somehow become relevant enough to get put into a game, I have no idea.

Enough viewers/followers? I'd imagine it's purely about reaching as many people as possible.

 

[Black]

What a fucking joke this game is going to be. Fuck this trend of putting literally nobodies in your game so you can save on VA and modelling. And twatch integration too, fuck that too.
And anyone reading this.

 

[carole kind]

What a fucking joke this game is going to be. Fuck this trend of putting literally nobodies in your game so you can save on VA and modelling. And twatch integration too, fuck that too.
And anyone reading this.

this looks like fallout 3

I wonder how dumb this game is gonna be

 

[Black]

What a fucking joke this game is going to be. Fuck this trend of putting literally nobodies in your game so you can save on VA and modelling. And twatch integration too, fuck that too.
And anyone reading this.

this looks like fallout 3

I wonder how dumb this game is gonna be

If you're quoting me at least have the decency to put my name to it.
And don't ever @ me.

 

[carole kind]

sorry black

 

[jackofshadows]

There's your answer right there friend. I'm told from reliable friends that watch Funhaus that Alanna is fucking boring at best and obnoxious at worse. I speculate that some slav got thirsty and propositioned her. And she sent them pics. (underwear optional) and then got put in the game.

Really puts her video denying Urinalists get paid off in perspective

That's right. Case closed.

 

[Gerrard]

Every single excited top reply to this tweet is either a CDPR employee or another literallywho e-celeb.

 

[Black]

Getting flavor of the month nobodies to get sheep to buy your product is very dystopian, I'll give them that.

 

[Beowulf]

Every single excited reply to this tweet is either a CDPR employee or another literallywho e-celeb.

Is the background the accurate representation of what she creates IRL?