Steamboat Willie
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- Jan 3, 2019
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This looks like the video game equivalent of Heaven's Gate.
8 hours of cutscenes
What? Only that? Kojima is declining from his standards.8 hours of cutscenes
Looks like the game is gonna be pretentious shit that isn’t fun to play.
8 hours of cutscenes
Yeah that gay guy who gave it 35 was definitely alt right.
"Final" boss is just MGS4 except the AI is completely passive
big lady is virus to kill all life, big lad fall in love with normie human . big lady and normie human tries to save humans with their golden skull face friend. big lady and normie gets a time travelling baby (you) you connect people to big lady home land (beach) which allows virus to kill all life, which is what golden skull wants. You kill golden skull and get a choice between kill big lady (which will let the big lady kill everything, but she is trying to lie to you) or hug her to make her stfu and give humanity a chance. normie human steals little baby and you stops him. normie human tells you that he is your father and you are the baby.
I'm not fucking lying
>*whistles for magic motorcycle*
>autowalks on road to quest marker
>*Pinwheel vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a BT™, gotta be"
>"Come on, fetus"
>*follows pinwheel*
>guys in BT™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY GHOST SOUNDS"
>"President of jack shit" ALALALALA but on cello *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic walk and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm.... Hazmats™ pretending to be BTs™......better tell the post office head about this"
>"Come on, fetus"
>*autowalks on road back to village*
>"HEY FUCKIN FUCK CUNT DELIVERY BOY, WHAT ABOUT THE SHIPPING LABEL WE PAID YA FOR YA FUCKIN FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as BTs™, here's proof *shows ladder*"
>"HEY BRIDGER, HERE'S YA REWARD THE WHOLE POST OFFICE CHIPPED IN"
>"Busting up BTs" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 packages received
I don't know which group of people are more pathetic. Those who are posting 10/10 reviews on metacritic just to bump up the metacritic score. Or those who want to ridicule other people so much that they waste their time with making pictures like that.
I don't know which group of people are more pathetic. Those who are posting 10/10 reviews on metacritic just to bump up the metacritic score. Or those who want to ridicule other people so much that they waste their time with making pictures like that.