Decline 13: Temporary Subtitle

[sqeecoo]

Nver!!! 24 max! you didnt even request an extensio !

 

[sqeecoo]

Well, as Anhur said I'm prepared to break any agreement so I extended another 24h Grimwulf is a conscientious guy, I'm sure he wouldn't stall out of just laziness, so I'm taking this as a "cricumstances where you are legitimately away from your PC" that allows for extension beyond 24h. But that's it for now unless he pops in and says what's up

 

[thesheeep]

I say he passed out, lying on the floor right now, and will have no memories of it.

 

[Grimwulf]

I have to drop this game due to due to dramatically changed life circumstances. Sorry, men.

Feel free to replace me with a sub or switch Jotunheim to AI.

 

[Zibniyat]

What do you mean just "dramatically"? We need details.

 

[KoolNoodles]

I have to drop this game due to due to dramatically changed life circumstances. Sorry, men.

Feel free to replace me with a sub or switch Jotunheim to AI.

Hope everything is alright, or as alright as can be, and a sub would be HIGHLY preferable.

 

[Dayyālu]

I have to drop this game due to due to dramatically changed life circumstances. Sorry, men.

Buona fortuna, and I mean it. Don't get killed.

Feel free to replace me with a sub or switch Jotunheim to AI.

That can't do. Ok, time to get a interim government while we wait for the certain return of our King Under the Mountain.

It's time to make Jotunheim Great Again, now with 200% the amount of anime shitposting

Grimwulf , better if you come back soon nonetheless I'm terrible at blood magic

I need a two or more days to get my bearings. I notice I am attacked by Anhur-led Nazca: I'm pretty open to give territory and resources if someone helps me to kill him off before he becomes a smug cancer (for the interested parties, see Chaos&Nonsense and most of his games).

Remember, as the previous Jotunheim player used to say, I don't play to win. I play to make the victory of others as painful as possible

No shit, get me on PM as I don't know a thing about diplo in this game

 

[Lizzurd]

No shit, get me on PM as I don't know a thing about diplo in this game

I am in. That's the only thing you need to know.

 

[Dayyālu]

I am in. That's the only thing you need to know.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Pangaea announces to the world that it is dismayed at the barbarous vultures picking at friend Jotunheim's flanks. Drive deeper into their home territories at your own peril. The forests are not as inviting as you remember...

 

[thesheeep]

In the meantime, let one of our leaders tell you a bit about their personality and what drives them.



Sorry for the extreme make-up, but that's just how he perceives himself. And that is perfectly fine.

 

[Dayyālu]

Can someone explain how Grimwulf thought to fight with no troops, no thugs, no summons, no sitesearching, no blood hunting and a barely working research?

Grimwulf, my man, I know you are now in a better place but what the fuck.

It's turn 22 and I still have unclaimed farmlands defended by militia in my capcircle.

EDIT: unclaimed farmlands that I can't attack because I have no troops.

I mean, what the fuck.

What the fuck.

I'm gonna cry now

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Can someone explain how Grimwulf thought to fight with no troops, no thugs, no summons, no sitesearching, no blood hunting and a barely working research?

Grimwulf, my man, I know you are now in a better place but what the fuck.

It's turn 22 and I still have unclaimed farmlands defended by militia in my capcircle.

EDIT: unclaimed farmlands that I can't attack because I have no troops.

But you do have troops. They just aren't at your capital.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Blessed giants go a long way. Also he staled a turn or two, also some of his provinces were hit by random event barbarians. Also I cut off his south and west expansion, and he started mostly east on the coast.

Maybe it was just one of those games.

 

[Zibniyat]

The borders in this game are a nightmare.

 

[mondblut]

Indeed.

 

[Zibniyat]

In the meantime, let one of our leaders tell you a bit about their personality and what drives them.



Sorry for the extreme make-up, but that's just how he perceives himself. And that is perfectly fine.

Wait, you're not talking about me, right?

 

[KoolNoodles]

My borders are great and not at all exploitable by my neighbors.

Spoiler

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

You all should do like me and have only five provinces. Much prettier borders that way.

 

[thesheeep]

Wait, you're not talking about me, right?

Uhm... what?

Not even a clue how you managed to come up with that connection.
I was just trying to pass the time while Dayyālu is wrestling with his self-inflicted nightmare.

 

[Zibniyat]

The "capricorn" issues... As in, I was born in and am eternally surrounded by freezing blizzards.

 

[thesheeep]

Well, I didn't want to point it out earlier, but your people do fart quite often, and it does come out quite cold.
And since that happens so high in the air, it's really affecting people on the ground.

It's shying the sirens on the coasts away already!

But fret not, my scientists in the labs are working on a pill to help with that.

 

[Zibniyat]

But fret not, my scientists in the labs are working on a pill to help with that.

What could this mean? It's not my fault nobody likes me, it's the nature which I couldn't choose that's responsible. Cut me some slack, alright?

 

[Zephyr Arsland]

Submitted my turn and everything's fine. However, I won't be back to my PC until late Monday, so if the turn resolves quickly as usual, maybe I could bother someone to extend NEXT turn until Tuesday... please? Thanks!

 

[KoolNoodles]

Because the United States is apparently, unbeknownst to me, the dumbest country on Earth, I request a four year extension.