Decline 13: Temporary Subtitle

[Dayyālu]

Because the United States is apparently, unbeknownst to me, the dumbest country on Earth, I request a four year extension.

To each one its own!

And remember, Children, send help to Jotunheim to keep the birds in check.

 

[thesheeep]

Because the United States is apparently, unbeknownst to me, the dumbest country on Earth, I request a four year extension.

1. Wait, you didn't know that? I thought the education level of the average American was kind of a running gag.

2. Requesting an 8 year extension on behalf of KoolNoodles.

 

[Zibniyat]

KoolNoodles

Spoiler

Kill yourself.

 

[Dayyālu]

I'll make Jotunheim Great again.

Pliz ignore the dreadful economic situation, the lack of any meaningful military asset and the gem recession.

Plus an army of 200+ birds ravaging my lands and chopping the heads of my (few) subjects.

stuff

This place is not GD.

Etiquette would be appreciated.

 

[Zibniyat]

I know it's not GD, and I'm just joking. I'd hate to see anything bad happening to that Kwan, despite my resentment towards them, besides KoolNoodles should already know (?) that I kinda like him. I wish him all the best, is this good enough for non-GD?

P.S.

Spoiler

 

[Zibniyat]

Also:

Plus an army of 200+ birds ravaging my lands and chopping the heads of my (few) subjects.

said by someone who was ravaging across Man's lands, until some people chose to help the victim out of the goodness of their hearts. Man's leader can even attest to being sent any income from the province I've temporarily claimed from them in order to better position myself in this war against Jotunheim's terrorism.

Once the terrorists have been neutralised, I'm bound to retreat all my forces from Man's lands, as per our agreement.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Thank you for the well(?) wishes comrades, I sincerely hope none of us die in WW3, and we can play Dominions 5 in the future. Now, back to the game....

Don't trust that evil bird man, he already controls a vast empire and none of you want to face a late game bird nation in the hands of Anhur, especially on a map with limited mobility such as this. TRUST ME.

Edit: I don't really need an extension, just fyi.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Poor Jotunheim:

 

[KoolNoodles]

Paging Lizzurd and Joined on the 4th of July , please don't extend this again.

 

[thesheeep]

Guys, we have a problem:
We keep on finding those colored balls all around in absurd numbers.

Our sea dogs like them, but we only have so much space in the pens.

They don't really seem to serve a purpose, but if you want some colored balls as well, I'm sure we can sell a few without upsetting our pets.

Ugh, now one dog swallowed a ball.
Spit it out, you silly mutt!
I swear, these Capricorns really raise them by laissez faire...

 

[Dayyālu]

Donate your balls to the Jotun wolfgirls.

That sounds kinda wrong tbh

We need everything to stave off the endless waves of cruel birdmen. For every one we kill, dozens take their place!

And we killed quite a bit of them.

Every time you send a gem to Jotunheim you make an anime stereotype smile.

Think of it. Send gems. And gold.

Thiiiiink of iiiiiiit

 

[Zibniyat]

Sending gems to terrorists can only backfire. Everyone should know by now that Jotunheim and Pangaea are allied. Poor Man almost got wiped out, but thanks to my assistance they live.

 

[Zibniyat]

I even vacated that 1 Man's province (which Man now controls), and the reason why I'm still fighting Jotunheim/Pangaea alliance is... because I don't have anything better to do, really. I'm not even receiving any income from that, but I just like harassing Dayyalu, and KoolNoodles is my arch-enemy forever.

 

[Dayyālu]

Sending gems to terrorists can only backfire.

Poor Man almost got wiped out, but thanks to my assistance they live.

I'm not even receiving any income from that, but I just like harassing Dayyalu, and KoolNoodles is my arch-enemy forever.

(Anime shitposting is the last resort, but seriously, guys, this game is a mess and Nazca deserves the lowest common denominator)

 

[Zibniyat]

OK, you've convinced me. I'm withdrawing.

Spoiler

Good luck being KoolNoodles' bitch. If he lets you live, that is.

 

[thesheeep]

Lizzurd Double stall!
And Harpsichord as well.

Seems like all my neighbors are going into sleep mode. Rlyeh, Vanheim....
Do I output some kind of sleep gas or what?
Hey, Anhur , do you feel sleepy somehow?

Not that I mind, of course.

 

[Zibniyat]

I'd recommend you start exporting that gas, Pangaea "we love nature" needs culling of its weeds. And half-human abominations.

 

[Dayyālu]

OK, you've convinced me. I'm withdrawing.

"I failed to kill a nation that had literally NOTHING to fight me with! Behold my salty tears of impotent rage as I lose birdmen to gain nothing! Behold how all my pitiful attempts at diplo have been rebuffed because Jotunheim would prefer to give his trust to a literal snake or Lizzurd before trusting you again!"

Considering that I'm still kinda dead (Grimmie, that Dominions 4\5 build seems to be an hilarious gift from the tomb) or I'll be soon thanks to Domkill, your blabberings give me strength to keep submitting turns.

Woof woof

 

[Zibniyat]

^But I didn't get "nothing", your theatrics are a sufficient reward in themselves. I had fun crippling your nation and that is all that matters.

 

[sqeecoo]

Yeah, guys, what's up with the stalling? All you gotta do is ask and you get an extension!

 

[Zephyr Arsland]

I gotta get my diplo on. But I've been globetrotting again. I respectfully request a 12h extension. Thanks!

 

[thesheeep]

Can't you tell your boss/wife/whatever that you won't be coming as you have more important things to do than their petty schemes?

 

[sqeecoo]

There was already a 24h extension, is that ok Zephyr?

 

[KoolNoodles]

There was already a 24h extension, is that ok Zephyr?

Looks like it, just waiting on profreshinal , Dayyālu , Lizzurd (ummm), and Joined on the 4th of July

 

[Zephyr Arsland]

Yes! Thank you so much