A long time ago, I made a short random encounter in Fallout 2 with Todd and Pete. And I stumbled upon it today in some obscure folder... Here's what it was.
You see a grinning man.
You see Pete.
You see a man wearing funky shades.
You see Todd.
PETE (dialog)
Hi, I'm Pete and this is my friend Todd. We're lost.
- Hands in the air, this is a fucking robbery!
What do you mean a fucking robbery?! Fuck, I have nothing! Ummmmm -- Todd, give him/her your glasses. He/She might like it. Come now, let's go before we get shoot in the groin.
- Go home, Pete. And take your friend with you. We still haven't invented the cure for imbeciles.
You haven't heard the last of me! And Todd!
TODD (just text floats)
I really like riding my horse in a dress. Embarrassing, but you get my point.
This place is oblivious.
I saw a mudcrab the other day.
I like it here, might even write some fan-fiction someday.
I'm always where the action is.
I'm quite famous back home.
I've never been to a desert before.
I don't like groin shots.
I don't like to wait for my turn.
I like slow motion.