Diablo 2: Resurrected remaster

[Tacgnol]

Devs did a shitty job at GRAPHICAL remaster of the cult classic game, fanboys in full damage control mode "BRO why u so mad you see this graphics like once a playthrough xD, fucking coomer lol"

I would love to see the resetera's reaction if they made paladin white and someone went "Bro xDDD you see his face like ONCE BRO! RIGHT IN THE BEGINNING! Just pretend he's black for the rest of the game LMAO!"

I'll be interested to see their reactions when Blizz (probably) changes it based on feedback.

Will the fanboys suddenly start saying the Amazon was ugly and needed changing?

 

[Sigourn]

Here you have not an upscaled picture, with good lighting:

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Which unless I zoom in my face to the screen, I can barely distinguish. Unlike her enormous breasts, which are clearly her main asset.

 

[Storyfag]

Here you have not an upscaled picture, with good lighting:

Spoiler

Which unless I zoom in my face to the screen, I can barely distinguish. Unlike her enormous breasts, which are clearly her main asset.

Have you tried going to an optician and getting glasses?

 

[The Jester]

The third picture. Not the first.

Which seems to be a blurry, upscaled picture of the original. Kind of me posting this

And talking abou t how handsome the Vault Dweller's face is.

We already have Vault Dweller's canon face.

 

[Harthwain]

Which unless I zoom in my face to the screen, I can barely distinguish. Unlike her enormous breasts, which are clearly her main asset.

I am sorry about your poor eyesight? Because her face is clearly visible in this one, so if you still have problem seeing it, then it must be on your end.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

the explanation to all of this is really simple: the two characters look identical to them because they're homos

 

[ArchAngel]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

They did use an Amazon from the movie.
This one:

 

[Perkel]

Heh it fits. Isn't she like mother of mc or something ?

 

[janior]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

no.

 

[The Jester]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

no.

You are homosexual.

 

[janior]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

no.

You are homosexual.

you are a marvelfaggot bro
replacing a male amazon by blizzard with a jewish whore doesn't fix anything

 

[Melcar]

Which unless I zoom in my face to the screen, I can barely distinguish. Unlike her enormous breasts, which are clearly her main asset.

I am sorry about your poor eyesight? Because her face is clearly visible in this one, so if you still have problem seeing it, then it must be on your end.

I guess you could say that... fanboys are blind

 

[Mr. Magniloquent]

Would someone here explain what people's complaints with LoD are? I remember thinging Act 5 was pretty great, and liking nearly everything LoD brought to the table. Did the Nephalim bullshit begin with LoD? I don't remember that getting going until D3. It's been a very long time since I played.

I played Diablo II for months and months and even picked it up and played it again years later, I think I had various Lvl ~93-97 or even 8 characters on B.Net and I owned LoD, but I don't think I've ever actually played the fifth Act. One of the main reasons for buying and installing LoD for me was that it improved the Base resolution of Classic Diablo II from 640x480 to 800x600. It's a really long time ago now, but I remember thinking that the Runes are wank and Gems were good enough for improving Rare weapons, the looting game seemed worse and I never liked the additional characters that LoD added with the Assassin and Druid as opposed to the iconic Barbarian/Sorceress/Necromancer/Amazon/Paladin. They always seemed like a kind of lame addition.

You missed out then. Act 5 was a great addition--a contender against Act 2 as being the best, really. Good enemies, more involved areas, better organized maps, and improved aesthetics and details. The Assassin nearly dethroned sorceress as my favorite class. Druid was an unfortunate miss, mostly due to its skills simply not scaling high enough. It existed somewhere between the necromancer and sorceress, but weaker than either. Runes were a good addition. Some lower tier rune words were relatively easy to assemble, and smoothed out the grind in between finding proper items.

 

[The Jester]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

no.

You are homosexual.

you are a marvelfaggot bro

Wonder Woman is DC my homosexual friend.

 

[janior]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

no.

You are homosexual.

you are a marvelfaggot bro

Wonder Woman is DC my homosexual friend.

same shit, both for retards

 

[Melcar]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

no.

You are homosexual.

you are a marvelfaggot bro

Wonder Woman is DC my homosexual friend.

He's not a comicfaggot. How can he know?

 

[ArchAngel]

Heh it fits. Isn't she like mother of mc or something ?

She is commander of their armies and her teacher.

 

[ArchAngel]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

no.

You are homosexual.

you are a marvelfaggot bro

Wonder Woman is DC my homosexual friend.

same shit, both for retards

And Diablo 2 is for super intelligent people

 

[janior]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

no.

You are homosexual.

you are a marvelfaggot bro

Wonder Woman is DC my homosexual friend.

same shit, both for retards

And Diablo 2 is for super intelligent people

yeah

 

[The Jester]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

no.

You are homosexual.

Jewish whore

I would choose the whore of Babylon over Blizzard's tranny.

 

[Grotesque]

What is the difference ? I don't see one. Nigger is a nigger.

Good.
Now what you have left to do in this life of yours is not to become a public figure or enter the gaming industry.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

They should have used Gal Gadot for Amazon.

I'd make a level 1 mule Amazon that sits outside Rogue Encampment in duel games and takes gold from dead players.

 

[OctavianRomulus]

Blizzard used to make some of the most beautiful and interesting women in the industry. You can tell they are a different company now because their priorities shifted.

I don't even like their hot characters anymore. They gave the Night Elf that dumb bimbo smile. I can't take her seriously.

Either way, aside from the Amazon and Paladin, I think the others are good so I'll take it.

 

[Chippy]

I never played Diablo 2 because I couldn't do the clicking. Played 1 though and remember the sexy nude succubi on the last levels. Weren't there a few nudes in Diablo 2 as well?. I remember having this argument on the Obsidian forums - that you don't put a succubus in a game if she looks like this:

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But they didn't get it.

Edit: Just imagine a typical unsexy blue-haired feminist.

 

[Grotesque]

They did use an Amazon from the movie.
This one: