Diablo IV

[Peachcurl]

Forget about PoE2, that's for future shitposting to discuss in more detail.

Plain PoE is a better game than Diablo 4.

PoE is more comparable to vomit and ass cancer.

If you like eating shit, fine. But keep it in the shit eating thread.

Very prestigious motif, though displayed with poor image quality.

Anyways, I'll hand D4 that it has better atmosphere (better than D3 and PoE, still doesn't hold a candle to D2 let alone D1). But nearly every aspect of actual gameplay is worse at this point. Not unplayable, simply worse in relation.

Also, please, for your own good stop throwing money at D4 microtransactions. I'm not telling you to not like the game, but you're simply wasting funds here. The vanilla items do not even look that bad.

 

[zerotol]

I played it recently and figured out its gameplay feel is worse than PoE so after about 50+ hours of D2R I went back to PoE

LOL, thinks POE is better than D2, and has the nerve to come in here and complain about people having shit taste.

It is mostly because of hell immunity design. The whole game turned into a drag at hell difficulty. I brought two characters to hell act 2-3 and got bored.
I guess when I was younger and D2 was only RPG available and I had no other options I made myself finish act5 on hell difficulty but now I got so many more games I can play instead.

You run/tele past the immunes. You don't need to kill every monster in D2R. It's just because you are a D2 noob

Still 50 hours is a quite some time.

 

[ArchAngel]

I played it recently and figured out its gameplay feel is worse than PoE so after about 50+ hours of D2R I went back to PoE

LOL, thinks POE is better than D2, and has the nerve to come in here and complain about people having shit taste.

It is mostly because of hell immunity design. The whole game turned into a drag at hell difficulty. I brought two characters to hell act 2-3 and got bored.
I guess when I was younger and D2 was only RPG available and I had no other options I made myself finish act5 on hell difficulty but now I got so many more games I can play instead.

You run/tele past the immunes. You don't need to kill every monster in D2R. It's just because you are a D2 noob

Still 50 hours is a quite some time.

50 hours is just D2R, I got hundreds back when game was new and certainly another 50+ playing path of diablo.
And no, I do not want to run past 1/3 of enemies

 

[KIss My Ass]

I put enough hours into D2 to cover for two lifetimes. I have no desire to ever go back to it. I'm fine with Diablo 4.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Also, please, for your own good stop throwing money at D4 microtransactions. I'm not telling you to not like the game, but you're simply wasting funds here. The vanilla items do not even look that bad.

When it comes to the microtransactions my only real problem is the Sorceress. Whenever she has a new fashion come out I just lose all control and hit "buy". I don't know why. I guess it's similar to my alcoholism in a way.

 

[Wilian]

Also, please, for your own good stop throwing money at D4 microtransactions. I'm not telling you to not like the game, but you're simply wasting funds here. The vanilla items do not even look that bad.

When it comes to the microtransactions my only real problem is the Sorceress. Whenever she has a new fashion come out I just lose all control and hit "buy". I don't know why. I guess it's similar to my alcoholism in a way.

Get grip of yourself. Alcoholism I can understand but the need to hit buy on shit is extreme level of "must hunt dopamine" shit.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Her gear looks cool

 

[Zlaja]

Here's me easily killing the boss that gave SDG so much trouble. And I'm doing it with the Sorc at Lv.41 (no sacred items from T3). Notice the health bar of the boss and how many health pots I have left at the end of the battle:

Bottom line: SDG needs to git gud.

 

[Peachcurl]

 

[Crispy]

@King Crispy do your fucking job dude.

Be careful what you wish for.

 

[KIss My Ass]

@King Crispy do your fucking job dude.

Be careful what you wish for.

Dude just warn them is all I'm asking. You know damn well that me telling them to stop will just make them spam more PoE shit. The only time you seem interested in enforcing the rules is when I'm involved, and my issues are typically in other game threads or Site Feedback (which I'm trying to stay away from as best I can). I'm being a good boy here and I would just like for the place to not be stunk up with PoE spam.

 

[Crispy]

Did you ever report any of the posts in the other thread(s) to me or Infinitron or anyone else on staff?

 

[KIss My Ass]

Here's me easily killing the boss that gave SDG so much trouble. And I'm doing it with the Sorc at Lv.41 (no sacred items from T3). Notice the health bar of the boss and how many health pots I have left at the end of the battle:

Bottom line: SDG needs to git gud.

I don't know how many times I have to repeat this, I was playing as a FLAME SORC. 100% all pyro flame skills. The weakest most meme-worthy build in the entire damn game. You MFers are all playing the game on ez mode while I was basically playing on NMD tier 100 from the very fucking beginning!

 

[KIss My Ass]

Did you ever report any of the posts in the other thread(s) to me or Infinitron or anyone else on staff?

The other thread(s)? Be more specific, I don't know what you're referring to. I'm talking about this thread.

 

[Crispy]

It's remarkable, all these dipshits believe PoE2 is going to be something special but they don't post in the PoE2 thread.

Do try and keep up with your OWN conversations, SDG. Yikes.

Edit: Scratch that. I see that you're complaining about PoE-related posts ITT. And I guess you are, sort of, reporting them, but only by tagging me. And doing so in a sarcastic manner, telling me to "do my fucking job". I don't like someone telling me to "do my fucking job". In fact, when someone tries to tell me that, especially on some obscure website on the internet that deals with fantasy roleplaying games, I tend to do the opposite. Because I can. Well, technically, that would be 'because I cannot'. But that's not correct, either. I think it would be correct to say that I choose not to do anything because I can. I can choose. I have the freedom to choose. That's because I'm a moderator here. In the Diablo IV thread. Talking to some dumb drunk dude. Why am I typing all this?

Edit 2: Sorry for the derailment, folks. If SDG derails this thread again by talking about PoE please report it. Thank you.

 

[KIss My Ass]

It's remarkable, all these dipshits believe PoE2 is going to be something special but they don't post in the PoE2 thread.

Do try and keep up with your OWN conversations, SDG. Yikes.

Edit: Scratch that. I see that you're complaining about PoE-related posts ITT. And I guess you are, sort of, reporting them, but only by tagging me. And doing so in a sarcastic manner, telling me to "do my fucking job". I don't like someone telling me to "do my fucking job". In fact, when someone tries to tell me that, especially on some obscure website on the internet that deals with fantasy roleplaying games, I tend to do the opposite. Because I can. Well, technically, that would be 'because I cannot'. But that's not correct, either. I think it would be correct to say that I choose not to do anything because I can. I can choose. I have the freedom to choose. That's because I'm a moderator here. In the Diablo IV thread. Talking to some dumb drunk dude. Why am I typing all this?

Edit 2: Sorry for the derailment, folks. If SDG derails this thread again by talking about PoE please report it. Thank you.

You fuckin piece of shit. You know what I think the issue is? I think you take our Raiders/Chiefs rivalry a bit too seriously. To me it's just friendly jabs, bros poking fun at eachother. I think you take it much more seriously. I think you resent me because I root for a football team that has repeatedly clowned on your team for years to the point they have become completely irrelevant, and that is the reason why you actively avoid every single one of my requests. You have to understand that when I rudely ask you to do something, it's not because I disrespect you. That's just my style of humor. I do like you, or try to like you, but this constant spitting in my face is getting old.

 

[Zlaja]

I don't know how many times I have to repeat this, I was playing as a FLAME SORC

You literally posted a video of you getting owned by this boss as a ROGUE.

 

[Crispy]

You shouldn't have tagged me ITT, SDG. Now you've forced me to issue my final warning to you to stop posting off-topic shit in here or else I'm going to ban you from the thread.

But, don't worry; if I ban you from the thread it won't be permanent and I'll voluntarily not post in here at all either until such time as your ban from it is expired, so it'll be fair.

 

[KIss My Ass]

You shouldn't have tagged me ITT, SDG. Now you've forced me to issue my final warning to you to stop posting off-topic shit in here or else I'm going to ban you from the thread.

But, don't worry; if I ban you from the thread it won't be permanent and I'll voluntarily not post in here at all either until such time as your ban from it is expired, so it'll be fair.

Fuckin ban me then. But as you go to hit that button stop for a quick second and think about why you're the only mod I ever tag. I've never tagged Roguey or Roxor, or Scruffy or the other ones I don't know shit about. Never tagged Scrooge even though I had a tiny crush on her. I only tag Infinitron when I want a new avatar. I only tag DU when I'm drunk out of my fucking mind. No, you're the only one I ever tag 99% of the time because I honestly feel like I have a kinship with ya. Or broship to make it sound less gay. Maybe try to stop imagining that I hate you or I think you're a joke. Now hit the ban button. Fuck me over again, I'm in one of those 'don't give a shit' kind of moods.

 

[Crispy]

Fuckin ban me then. But as you go to hit that button stop for a quick second and think about why you're the only mod I ever tag. I've never tagged Roguey or Roxor, or Scruffy or the other ones I don't know shit about. Never tagged Scrooge even though I had a tiny crush on her. I only tag Infinitron when I want a new avatar. I only tag DU when I'm drunk out of my fucking mind. No, you're the only one I ever tag 99% of the time because I honestly feel like I have a kinship with ya. Or broship to make it sound less gay. Maybe try to stop imagining that I hate you or I think you're a joke. Now hit the ban button. Fuck me over again, I'm in one of those 'don't give a shit' kind of moods.

Okay I'm not going to ban you but I am quoting this message because holy shit I think you might be gay, dude.

Now back to the Diablo IV talk.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

So, game is good or not?

 

[KIss My Ass]

I don't know how many times I have to repeat this, I was playing as a FLAME SORC

You literally posted a video of you getting owned by this boss as a ROGUE.

I gotta go back and watch the video to see what went wrong. I'm not gonna blame alcohol for me playing like shit, but I'm probably going to blame alcohol. Maybe I just suck at the game. I'm not willing to accept it yet, not until I actually get a shot at true endgame. I have yet to get there.

Edit

Okay that was this recording:


I remember that night pretty clearly now Zlaja and I have multiple excuses for my failure. Excuses that I don't feel ashamed for using.

1. I was having allergy attacks so I took a pill that makes me drowsy as fuck and I was ready to go to bed.

2. There was a world boss event about to happen that I wanted to make sure I got to in time, so I was rushing it and playing like an idiot

I think I brought all that up in the video. It was a recipe for disaster going into the fight. Oh and I forgot what all of her attacks were. That also didn't help.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Just seen this:



So I'm noticing a pattern with the asmongold guy where he pauses the videos every 5 seconds to whine and complain like a little bitch. It's getting annoying. Dude, just let the devs talk for a few minutes so they can make their points before you start running your mouth about past shit. It's super annoying and I'm probably not going to keep watching his videos. I never subscribed in the first place.

Anyways I like what I'm hearing about their plans with the Sorceress. She never should have been a weak bitch to begin with but we are moving in the correct direction. Positive vibes.

 

[KIss My Ass]

New armor comparisons for the female characters:


I forgot to show off the female Barb. She looks a lot better than the Druid and Necro. I know that's not saying much but it's somethin.

 

[Modron]

So I'm noticing a pattern with the asmongold guy where he pauses the videos every 5 seconds to whine and complain like a little bitch. It's getting annoying. Dude, just let the devs talk for a few minutes so they can make their points before you start running your mouth about past shit. It's super annoying and I'm probably not going to keep watching his videos. I never subscribed in the first place.

Yeah nobody wants to watch youtubers who just spend their whole videos whining.