Crispy™ Dominions 4 PBEM - Gateway and Archive Thread

[KoolNoodles]

 

[sqeecoo]

Turn submitted, off to airport! From next turn then, extend the timer as much as you patience allows until Monday Adios!

 

[Matalarata]

Bro(s), I'm in need of small extension for today's turn, I should be able to submit it in 4-5 hours. 6 tops...

Sorry!

edit: wow that was fast...

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[Kane]

got you covered

 

[Kane]

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Meanwhile in Marignon KKKapital

 

[Dayyālu]

Imma waiting. Killed dozens of them before, can do it again.

"Ignore the racket made by these savages. There are more tribesmen than Giants in their ranks. They are not soldiers - they're not even properly equipped. We've beaten them before and when they see our weapons and feel our spirit, they'll crack. Stick together. Aim the crossbows, fire, then wait for the halberdiers to push forward: knock them down by hitting their legs and finish them off with your maces. Forget about plunder. Just win and you'll have everything."

(I always loved that the Dominions engine takes into consideration size when soldier fight. With humans, I can chop a Giant's leg off, crippling him, but headshots are impossible)

 

[KoolNoodles]

So uhh, we're ganging up on Agartha now that he's gone right?

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[sqeecoo]

Extend the turn!

 

[KoolNoodles]

Extend the turn!

“Time is a created thing. To say 'I don't have time,' is like saying, 'I don't want to.” - Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

There you have it folks, Agartha doesn't want to win.

 

[Kane]

Hosting postponed for Decline3 by 72 hours. The game will now host at 17:53 GMT on Monday April 13th.

 

[thesheeep]

Awwww, but TripJack and me are having so much fun dancing around each other right now!

Well, I do most of the dancing, the tentacles are just not very good at it.

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Yes, those are all guys. So fabulous!

Ugh! Yuck!

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

I request to change TripJack to Muty in thread title.

raw I think you need to roll that back.

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

The game has a steady pace, thanks to the keepers of time at Arcoscephale. I like it.

 

[sqeecoo]

Until Monday?? That's really really nice of you guys, I probably would have stalled if the extension was shorter. Thanks a lot!

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Postponed till monday.

 

[Grimwulf]

CaptainCoxwaggle, the sky above you is now black, barbarian. Your Prophet is dead, your army is none, your lands belong to Xibalba.

Remember, there is no shame in switching to AI.

 

[KoolNoodles]

CaptainCoxwaggle, the sky above you is now black, barbarian. Your Prophet is dead, your army is none, your lands belong to Xibalba.

Remember, there is no shame in switching to AI.

Don't listen to this bottom feeder, warriors of Ulm. Fight until the bitter end, and meet your Mictlan brothers in the afterlife set aside for strong and honorable men. Also, Xibalba I thought you were coming for round two? Looks like it's Atlantis first.

 

[Grimwulf]

Also, Xibalba I thought you were coming for round two?

As you see, I had to make a little detour due to annoying attempts of "raiding" or whatever that was.

If you survive the frogs, which I highly doubt, rest assured - the Second Wave is coming for ya. Not the scorps, though. They are allergic to turkey meat.

 

[KoolNoodles]

I probably won't survive the frogs, which is why I wanted you to attack first, because I would have survived that.

 

[Grimwulf]

I probably won't survive the frogs, which is why I wanted you to attack first, because I would have survived that.

Batmen deal with real global threats, not already dead nations. Ulm terrorized this area long enough. You, Ermor, Atlantis - all of you lost the fight with barbarian. That's why people called for us.

Xibalba never loses wars.

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Don't you say a word, elf.

 

[KoolNoodles]

My big mistake was going for a domkill with Ulm, while besieging Kailasa with half my army. Should have just gone all-in on Ulm. Also would have helped if my "ally" didn't forget the ally part. Actually, I'm just a crappy player. In the other game I am just letting Sun Tzu dictate to me, and it is working out much better.

 

[Grimwulf]

Actually, I'm just a crappy player.

If I am to make a chart of most unpredictable moves I've seen in this pbem, yours will be on first place. When you went GOBBLE GOBBLE on my besiegers and Pretender, AND managed to win this - fuck me, you've broken my plans. And halted research for a couple turns too. I should know better next time I meet you in the game.

On a side note, does anybody control the boar? He intends to feast on Berytos AI. As if he wasn't fat enough.

 

[Dayyālu]

ìActually, I'm just a crappy player.

Ahahahahahaha.

No.

Let me say that for someone that found himself attacked by three players, you succesfully killed two gods and several armies in quick succession. That was something. And again, tell me where the heck you found the blood slaves to summon an Archdevil. What the heck.


On other matters, I find quite distasteful that Berytos dropped AI and that's it. He could have asked for a sub. That's not proper, not proper at all.


AND NO LONGER COMIC SANS PRAISE THE GODS

 

[Grimwulf]

And again, tell me where the heck you found the blood slaves to summon an Archdevil. What the heck.

Obviously, someone sends slaves to the turkey warriors. I wonder who could that be?

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[Malakal]

Hahahaha FOOLS dont suspect how powerful my blood economy really is. Glamoured blood hunters!