Crispy™ Dominions 4 PBEM - Gateway and Archive Thread

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Lanka Corporation trades with all willing participants. Including our former neighbours from Mictlan. For some of its products, Mictlan has been able to offer very competitive pricing recently. Possibly due to some bat and frog related events in the Turkeylands, but we do not wish to further speculate on their reasons, whatever they are.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Obviously, someone sends slaves to the turkey warriors. I wonder who could that be?

I have very reliable info. It doesn't come for free though. Send me 100 gold and I'll spill the beans.

 

[Grimwulf]

Send me 100 gold and I'll spill the beans.

Right after you pay those 50 astral pearls you owe me.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

I don't owe you anything. If you're going to make outrageous claims like that you better back them up with something more substantial. Like an army.

 

[Grimwulf]

I don't owe you anything.

You will in a few turns. So you'd better start gathering. It's not like you get 50 pearls every turn, eh?

If you're going to make outrageous claims like that you better back them up with something more substantial. Like an army.

Is that an insult? I've pwnd people for less.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

I won't owe you anything in "few turns" or ever for that matter. Feel free to convince me otherwise, if you can that is. Empty threats do not impress me.

 

[Norfleet]

What happened to the part where somebody goes "OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS"? I used to say that a lot. Do people not have those anymore?

 

[KoolNoodles]

ìActually, I'm just a crappy player.

And again, tell me where the heck you found the blood slaves to summon an Archdevil. What the heck.

I was tempted to do this, but it was probably too late, and I lost my ring of wizardry.

Then there's a good chance lesser horrors become horrors, horrors become doom horrors. Good times.

 

[Dayyālu]

What happened to the part where somebody goes "OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS"? I used to say that a lot. Do people not have those anymore?

Not much. Being aggressive in diplo usually grants us a quick death by dogpiling.

I mean, it's all cool an beautiful to be the brooding Master of Teh Game that fears no one and wages war all time, yet most people prefer a polite neighbour instead of an insane warmonger. At least, in my few games, hyper aggressive players have stunted growth or simply get killed off by more pragmatic foes. Dunnow, maybe my experience is limited.



Plus. Norfy, you are mistaken. The correct quote is "OUR WORDS ARE BACKED BY THOUSANDS OF DEATH GEMS"

I was tempted to do this, but it was probably too late, and I lost my ring of wizardry.

Then there's a good chance lesser horrors become horrors, horrors become doom horrors. Good times.

That would have been awesome . Pure gotterdammerung, with the Mictlan capitol sieged by hordes of foes, their pretender goes "Fuck The World" and casts Astral corruption with 800 slaves.

Wait, can I send you some S boosters to help you with the casting? I don't know, it would be interesting to see the effects!



Has anyone noticed the new incoming nation? Spectral UW nation with Aegean influences. I wonder, maybe it will be the ultimate cancer nation, Lemuria UW. And 400 messages on this cesspit. Yay. Mah soul is broken.

 

[TripJack]

can't we all live in peace and just take turns being pantokrator?

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Nice try. We all know how much time you take to take your turns.

 

[TripJack]

I was tempted to do this, but it was probably too late, and I lost my ring of wizardry.

you should have contacted your dear friends in Arcoscephale

 

[KoolNoodles]

That would have been awesome . Pure gotterdammerung, with the Mictlan capitol sieged by hordes of foes, their pretender goes "Fuck The World" and casts Astral corruption with 800 slaves.

Wait, can I send you some S boosters to help you with the casting? I don't know, it would be interesting to see the effects!

Haha, nah it's the blood levels the Oracle would need, that's partly why I went S9. For endgame stuff like that. Blood is easy to empower, but I just didn't have a good time to do it, and then lost that other miscellaneous slot booster. If I would have thought it could happen, I wouldn't have summoned an Arch Devil and just started empowering my Oracle.

 

[Malakal]

Requesting 12h postponement, traveling today and could maybe not make it in time, perhaps. Why risk staling when Im doing so well eh.

 

[Kane]

Hosting postponed for Decline3 by 12 hours. The game will now host at 05:53 GMT on Tuesday April 14th.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Johannes feeling forgetful again?

 

[Johannes]

Not yet.

 

[Grimwulf]

Any last words?

 

[CaptainCoxwaggle]

 

[KoolNoodles]

I personally would have gone for this, and in my own situation I will do so. That's a good one though.

 

[KoolNoodles]

How dare you steal my Khan, Marignon. How fucking dare you.

Spoiler

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Any last words?

That was quite impressive fireworks. Fog warriors, darkness, doom, several earthquakes and whole lot of other spells I don't remember now.

 

[profreshinal]

Did this die or are we waiting for something?

I think we need someone to step up and become the second glorious leader.

 

[Grimwulf]

That was quite impressive fireworks. Fog warriors, darkness, doom, several earthquakes and whole lot of other spells I don't remember now.

Do you know how Russia loves to show-off with war parades, bringing tanks, rockets, special forces, and pretending that we got A LOT of this stuff? Hoping that the rest of the world goes holy fucking shit, let's never mess with Russia.

Well, err. That's totaly not the case here.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Hosting postponed 2 hours because I'm dumb and late.

Edit: Turns out I was only 4 minutes late, and Rl'yeh is probably gonna stale.