In Progress Dominions 6: ProfessionalThroneSitters II, MA Edition

[Optimist]

'tis but a scratch

 

[Dayyālu]

Ah , Pheacia is handily fucking up three nations attacking him at once.

Imagine what he will do when he's more functional.

I didn't even know you had so many Draconians. At least I hope the Cloud Trapezing colossus killed himself fleeing.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

Ah , Pheacia is handily fucking up three nations attacking him at once.

Imagine what he will do when he's more functional.

I didn't even know you had so many Draconians. At least I hope the Cloud Trapezing colossus killed himself fleeing.

yeah what the hell

what even is Phaecia build to actually be able to win 1 v 3

 

[Johannes]

I was just lucky to find my Lion Tribe pals to recruit, it's all thanks to them

 

[Kane]

Apologies, I was just made aware of a public thread existing and am urged to recount the tale of Asphodel here.

What's happened so far...

The peaceful forest dwellers of Asphodel were attacked by the Nabanite Scourge early in the game only to be backstabbed by the degenerate Phaeacian a few turns later.

Asphodel put up a heroic defense and together with fellow undead (and friends) managed to almost boot out the invaders. However the dreaded Nabanites used their elven trickery to strike directly at the heart of Asphodel itself.

Right now in Asphodel



https://f.rpghq.org/lcRKHAXb62Er.ogg

A cowardly sneak attack on Asphodel by the degenerate Nabanites is forcing my troops back from the successful campaign against the backstabbing Phaeacians.

Unfortunately a combination of my troops advancing into the Phaeacian heartlands and the shitty siege mechanics will mean that the Nabanites will likely be successful with their assault on the capital.

I therefore call on all undead (and friends) to rally to the defense of Asphodel! The situation is grim. We are at war, gentlemen. Should Asphodel fall the Nabanite scourge will not make halt before your gates. The Nabanite will not stop until there's only rubble, chaos and superstition.

That is why I appeal to your reason. Stand with Asphodel tonight and fight for what is right. It is a good day to die when you know the reasons why.

https://f.rpghq.org/8KMu7wNVhIbN.ogg

 

[Optimist]

 

[Johannes]

Apologies, I was just made aware of a public thread existing and am urged to recount the tale of Asphodel here.

What's happened so far...

The peaceful forest dwellers of Asphodel were attacked by the Nabanite Scourge early in the game only to be backstabbed by the degenerate Phaeacian a few turns later.

Asphodel put up a heroic defense and together with fellow undead (and friends) managed to almost boot out the invaders. However the dreaded Nabanites used their elven trickery to strike directly at the heart of Asphodel itself.

Right now in Asphodel



https://f.rpghq.org/lcRKHAXb62Er.ogg

A cowardly sneak attack on Asphodel by the degenerate Nabanites is forcing my troops back from the successful campaign against the backstabbing Phaeacians.

Unfortunately a combination of my troops advancing into the Phaeacian heartlands and the shitty siege mechanics will mean that the Nabanites will likely be successful with their assault on the capital.

I therefore call on all undead (and friends) to rally to the defense of Asphodel! The situation is grim. We are at war, gentlemen. Should Asphodel fall the Nabanite scourge will not make halt before your gates. The Nabanite will not stop until there's only rubble, chaos and superstition.

That is why I appeal to your reason. Stand with Asphodel tonight and fight for what is right. It is a good day to die when you know the reasons why.

https://f.rpghq.org/8KMu7wNVhIbN.ogg

I appreciate the admission that the provinces we liberated 9 turns ago, are now Phaeacian heartlands. You are a foreign raider here.

 

[Kane]

I appreciate the admission that the provinces we liberated 9 turns ago, are now Phaeacian heartlands. You are a foreign raider here.

I am talking about your fort, not about my provinces...

 

[Malakal]

Can someone explain to me who is fighting who in this clusterfuck?

 

[Andnjord]

Can someone explain to me who is fighting who in this clusterfuck?

It’s easy!

 

[Optimist]

Can someone explain to me who is fighting who in this clusterfuck?

 

[Andnjord]

1. Na’ba started fighting Asphodel.
2. Scelaria joined Asphodel, specifically to help the undead treehuggers.
3. Na’ba called Phaecia to help against Asphodel.
4. Uruk defends valiantly his walls against Phaecia.
5. Vanheim, Caelum and C’tis see this as a sign of weakness and that he is ripe for the looting and attack him.
6. Marignon attacks Na’ba thinking him wide open.
7. Agartha attacks Vanheim.
8. Ind and YS attack Marignon.
9. Apparently Phaecia kicks everybody’s butts.

 

[Malakal]

1. Na’ba started fighting Asphodel.
2. Scelaria joined Asphodel, specifically to help the undead treehuggers.
3. Na’ba called Phaecia to help against Asphodel.
4. Uruk defends valiantly his walls against Phaecia.
5. Vanheim, Caelum and C’tis see this as a sign that he is weak and ripe for the looting and attack him.
6. Marignon attacks Na’ba thinking him wide open.
7. Agartha attacks Vanheim.
8. Ind and YS attack Marignon.
9. Apparently Phaecia kicks everybody’s butts.

See I know for a fact its not everything because I just saw Ys attack Na'Ba. Unless that was a bump due to everyone fighting everyone else.

 

[Andnjord]

See I know for a fact its not everything because I just saw Ys attack Na'Ba. Unless that was a bump due to everyone fighting everyone else.

I’m paying rent on those territories.

 

[Optimist]

I just want normies out of my swamp by now

 

[Berekän]

It's the true Pantokratorbowl

 

[Sinilevä]

1. Na’ba started fighting Asphodel.
2. Scelaria joined Asphodel, specifically to help the undead treehuggers.
3. Na’ba called Phaecia to help against Asphodel.
4. Uruk defends valiantly his walls against Phaecia.
5. Vanheim, Caelum and C’tis see this as a sign that he is weak and ripe for the looting and attack him.
6. Marignon attacks Na’ba thinking him wide open.
7. Agartha attacks Vanheim.
8. Ind and YS attack Marignon.
9. Apparently Phaecia kicks everybody’s butts.

You forgot to mention how for no reason at all Ys, Nidvanger, Caelum and Vanheim ganged up and bullied poor Jotunheim into oblivion.

 

[Baron Tahn]

Hey now, Nidavangr had our in lore, RP reason and on that note we would never ally with the notorious Vanir either! Vanheim just vultured on in there like a bunch of sneaky elves.

 

[Malakal]

Hey now, Nidavangr had our in lore, RP reason and on that note we would never ally with the notorious Vanir either! Vanheim just vultured on in there like a bunch of sneaky elves.

Got to support my brother from another (fish) mother Ys!

 

[coldcrow]

All of you are just filthy surface-dwellers.

 

[Baron Tahn]

Btw valiant defense from Caelum there I could see what the plan was *salute*

 

[Kane]

 

[Baron Tahn]

I have never wished for the 'sweat is on my brow let me dab at it' button before but for that picture I do!

 

[Beastro]

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Now those are some ambitious rodents.

KeighnMcDeath

 

[Dayyālu]

Btw valiant defense from Caelum there I could see what the plan was *salute*

Hey, I won. Somewhat.

Also who the fuck sent Heat3 towards one of my provinces with literally nothing on it

What the hell.