Ah , Pheacia is handily fucking up three nations attacking him at once.
Imagine what he will do when he's more functional.
I didn't even know you had so many Draconians. At least I hope the Cloud Trapezing colossus killed himself fleeing.
Apologies, I was just made aware of a public thread existing and am urged to recount the tale of Asphodel here.
What's happened so far...
The peaceful forest dwellers of Asphodel were attacked by the Nabanite Scourge early in the game only to be backstabbed by the degenerate Phaeacian a few turns later.
Asphodel put up a heroic defense and together with fellow undead (and friends) managed to almost boot out the invaders. However the dreaded Nabanites used their elven trickery to strike directly at the heart of Asphodel itself.
Right now in Asphodel
https://f.rpghq.org/lcRKHAXb62Er.ogg
A cowardly sneak attack on Asphodel by the degenerate Nabanites is forcing my troops back from the successful campaign against the backstabbing Phaeacians.
Unfortunately a combination of my troops advancing into the Phaeacian heartlands and the shitty siege mechanics will mean that the Nabanites will likely be successful with their assault on the capital.
I therefore call on all undead (and friends) to rally to the defense of Asphodel! The situation is grim. We are at war, gentlemen. Should Asphodel fall the Nabanite scourge will not make halt before your gates. The Nabanite will not stop until there's only rubble, chaos and superstition.
That is why I appeal to your reason. Stand with Asphodel tonight and fight for what is right. It is a good day to die when you know the reasons why.
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https://f.rpghq.org/8KMu7wNVhIbN.ogg
I am talking about your fort, not about my provinces...I appreciate the admission that the provinces we liberated 9 turns ago, are now Phaeacian heartlands. You are a foreign raider here.
It’s easy!Can someone explain to me who is fighting who in this clusterfuck?
See I know for a fact its not everything because I just saw Ys attack Na'Ba. Unless that was a bump due to everyone fighting everyone else.1. Na’ba started fighting Asphodel.
2. Scelaria joined Asphodel, specifically to help the undead treehuggers.
3. Na’ba called Phaecia to help against Asphodel.
4. Uruk defends valiantly his walls against Phaecia.
5. Vanheim, Caelum and C’tis see this as a sign that he is weak and ripe for the looting and attack him.
6. Marignon attacks Na’ba thinking him wide open.
7. Agartha attacks Vanheim.
8. Ind and YS attack Marignon.
9. Apparently Phaecia kicks everybody’s butts.
I’m paying rent on those territories.See I know for a fact its not everything because I just saw Ys attack Na'Ba. Unless that was a bump due to everyone fighting everyone else.
You forgot to mention how for no reason at all Ys, Nidvanger, Caelum and Vanheim ganged up and bullied poor Jotunheim into oblivion.1. Na’ba started fighting Asphodel.
2. Scelaria joined Asphodel, specifically to help the undead treehuggers.
3. Na’ba called Phaecia to help against Asphodel.
4. Uruk defends valiantly his walls against Phaecia.
5. Vanheim, Caelum and C’tis see this as a sign that he is weak and ripe for the looting and attack him.
6. Marignon attacks Na’ba thinking him wide open.
7. Agartha attacks Vanheim.
8. Ind and YS attack Marignon.
9. Apparently Phaecia kicks everybody’s butts.
Got to support my brother from another (fish) mother Ys!Hey now, Nidavangr had our in lore, RP reason and on that note we would never ally with the notorious Vanir either! Vanheim just vultured on in there like a bunch of sneaky elves.
Btw valiant defense from Caelum there I could see what the plan was *salute*